Tell me some disturbing/wrong things about your exes (maybe lighthearted)

[Interestedwoman]

Hi all,

Please could you tell me some disturbing/wrong things about your exes?

I'll start. (TW:...

He had something wrong with him...where he couldn't see. It seemed like there was some leakage? I only knew because I had to get up close and personal with it. One time a bit was sticking out. I drew the line at that.

I probably should've told him. Maybe it was something serious. Perhaps I should somehow let him know.

No one can help the size of their penis though. It's not the same as hygiene issues.

No one can help the size of their penis though.

No. We don't have to like it tho.

Oh I just remembered another guy

' 'He raved:-

Look at how big it is! Look at how big it is!^ '

-It wasn't.

"We don't have to like it though"

Haha true @Interestedwoman

@BercowsFlyingFlamingo yes he couldn't help it...and I'd happily take his small penis over a shitty arse hole..

Still the penis combined with the sex face... just couldn't... there's more too but that would be totally outing..he had a nickname for himself that was just pure cringe..

I'd happily take his small penis over a shitty arse hole.....Still the penis combined with the sex face

@Mammyloveswine How about micropenis plus shitty arsehole? Honestly, we could make the grossest bloke ever if we combined all these guys. Maybe we should suggest this category for the Guiness Book of Records.

there's more too but that would be totally outing..he had a nickname for himself that was just pure cringe..

Ohhh I need to know! PM me it if you feel you can, please.

In the songs thread someone posted this one lol, Beyonce, 'The Best Thing I Never Had.'

'So when I think of the time that I almost loved you
You showed your ass and I, I saw the real you'

Ohhh I need to know! PM me it if you feel you can, please

It's creepy that you want posters to PM their stories to you. If this is your fetish, fair enough, but it comes across that you're looking for fodder.

By all means, rim as many fudgy holes as you like, but it's weird to start a thread urging others to share stories.

Hopefully posters will keep that in mind before over sharing.

Thank good I’m single and reading this, I choose to remain single!!🤮🤪

Wtf is happening in people's bedrooms? Rim jobs - use a condom to cover the area before you do it. If you must do it. Jesus.

It's creepy that you want posters to PM their stories to you. If this is your fetish, fair enough, but it comes across that you're looking for fodder.

Nah, I' m just curious. It's someone's choice if they PM or not, as I made clear.

@Carouselfish
A condom is really not going to cut the mustard here (so to speak!)
A dental dam would be more suited.

But my preference is to share a shower with the lucky recipient beforehand and make sure I've thoroughly washed everywhere I am even considering putting my tongue.

OP if your ex was morbidly obese there's a strong possibility that he simply couldn't reach far enough to wipe himself thoroughly. If that was the case though, he should not have been requesting rimming, out of sheer self-respect if nothing else. But given your comments about his maniupulative ways I would bet that he purposely enjoyed degrading you. Fucker.

A different ex to the one who ate malt loaf.
We were watching David Attenborough's "Africa" series (episode 1 from memory) and it got to the section on meerkats and he was sat there with this mouth open.

I was like "Pretty amazing aren't they!!"

He said ".... so meerkats exist then?"

Me: "Ummm... yes?!"

Him: "I thought they were just made up for comparison website adverts..."

I knew someone who thought Pygmies were made up mythical creatures like elves. Blew his mind when I told him they were real.

__He called it chips and fish

In a thread about winners, shitty rim jobs and pissy tracksuit bottoms, this is the most disturbing post in this thread. How does something like this even happen?!

These are all epic. I think we're all troopers. Not all heroes wear capes.

Any more?

I can't believe we were going over all that shit on Valentine's day.

Anyone got more horror stories to add?

This is Interestedwoman btw- changed my handle as he knew it and could see what I was planning with the police etc if he wanted.