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Dating Thread 136 - Can Anybody Find Me Somebody to Love?

999 replies

ValMc1 · 06/07/2018 12:58

Dating thread rules:

  1. The first rule about the dating thread is you don't talk about it with people you're dating.
  2. Develop a thick skin.
  3. Do not invest emotionally too soon.
  4. It's all BS until it actually happens.
  5. Trust your gut instinct.
  6. People vanishing, lying & being generally weird is not your fault.
  7. You are the prize - they should be trying to impress you.
  8. If it's not fun, stop.
  9. Loo update is mandatory.
10. No dating the thread

And a reminder - you don't know them until you know them!

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BendyLikeBeckham · 14/07/2018 22:08

halfdutch my advice would be just to ask him out and carry on flirting on the date. If they just want sexting they won't want to meet. Weed them out by inviting to meet.

Kinunir · 14/07/2018 22:08

Fucker!!!!! Grin

BendyLikeBeckham · 14/07/2018 22:11
Grin
HalfDutchGirl · 14/07/2018 22:12

Bendy Yes of course!!! Getting my ins and outs all muddled, you can tell I’ve been deprived.

Kin tried that one without success so far, maybe I need to be more forceful! (How many times, the TV is mine!)

Kinunir · 14/07/2018 22:16

Give me the tv back half and I'll do that special thing with the ice cube one more time Wink

HalfDutchGirl · 14/07/2018 22:32

Grin Grin. Love this thread!!

Thanks Bendy next time I’ll push for the drink get together asap and just carry on with the flirting and hope to hell they’re not dog ugly!

Oh Kin I told you not to mention the ice cubes!

BendyLikeBeckham · 14/07/2018 22:34

you lot crack me up!

Kinunir · 14/07/2018 22:35

Don't sweat it half - the evidence has melted away and I'm guessing you've stopped quivering now?

wishywashy6 · 14/07/2018 23:00

I do love this thread 😂😂

BendyLikeBeckham · 14/07/2018 23:06

Forget ice cubes, give me a can of squirty cream....

Kinunir · 14/07/2018 23:10

What would one do with squirty cream? Confused

BendyLikeBeckham · 14/07/2018 23:14

Eat it with strawberries of course kin

Kinunir · 14/07/2018 23:15

Someone please pass me a cloth - I have coffee on my monitor.

BendyLikeBeckham · 14/07/2018 23:18

coffee?

Kinunir · 14/07/2018 23:19

I'm hardly going to say jizzum on a public forum now am I Bendy!!!!

Kinunir · 14/07/2018 23:19

Oops

Kinunir · 14/07/2018 23:19

Fuck, fuck, fuck

HalfDutchGirl · 14/07/2018 23:24

Hmmmm squirty and cream - two of my favourite words!

BendyLikeBeckham · 14/07/2018 23:27

ROFL halfdutch kin

we should really start a new thread entitled "AIBU to sext other MNers on a thread?"

Kinunir · 14/07/2018 23:29

Double cream for the win half, one from the can, the other...

Kinunir · 14/07/2018 23:30

"AIBU to sext other MNers on a thread?"

The answer is YES.

I know.

I have been sent to the naughty corner for doing as much. Blush

BendyLikeBeckham · 14/07/2018 23:33

AIBU is always rhetorical. No opinions genuinely sought. Come and join the rest of us in the naughty corner Sluts United club kin

Kinunir · 14/07/2018 23:34

I can join your sluts club? Really? You're not kidding? Me being a virgin isn't a barrier to entry? Blush

BendyLikeBeckham · 14/07/2018 23:36

You can be an honorary member for now. I'm sure someone here can sort you out.

Kinunir · 14/07/2018 23:39

I'm sure someone here can sort you out.

Where's dan when I need him?

Grin