Hurrah for the new thread, thanks Been
I’ll refrain from marking my territory with Leslie Phillips 
My 3 irons are down to 1, and that one’s hanging by a thread (I’m fucked if I’m replying to a message that says “lol”, MrMoves 🙄)
Mr CB decided he wasn’t ready to date (which is fine by me, I liked his company, but the RH was notable by its absence). I must admit I’d really backed off with messages, but then I’d had the bloody flu. So that’s for the best.
And today Mr CloseBy massively shot himself in the foot: I said I’d rather rearrange cos of the weather and he disagreed, basically. Gave me an education in meteorology to show I was wrong (for having an opinion he didn’t agree with) then inferred I’d been looking for a reason to cancel with my cold and now the snow (I hadn’t, actually) and said I was online every time he looked, presumably inundated with “better offers” Ohhhhhh kayyyyyy......
He picked the wrong fucking day to project his insecurities onto me, frankly; I didn’t mince my words in my reply. Turns out he’s been let down a lot, hmmmmmm, wonder why? Way to turn me wanting to reschedule into me wanting to not meet him at all 👍🏻
I’m a bit grumpy today; can you tell? Anyhow, moving on.....
I haven’t had an STD test since 2001. And that was as a condom had burst and I panicked. But I haven’t been bareback since 2009. And at the rate I’m going my bits will heal over before it ever becomes an issue.
Love wow, how do you respond to a guy who gives you his mental health status upfront like that? I mean points for honesty, but oversharing, much?
Bloody how can you scream to the gods if you’re agnostic/atheist though? I think Jon Snow should be done under Trades Descriptions.
How you feeling today, Pog? You will pop in from time to time won’t you? And ditto to Runs; it’s starting to feel like a proper little community here and you’ll both be missed. But I totally get where you’re coming from.
Queen I had 6 dates before I ended something. Red flags from the 4th. And I think if there are red flags before any emotional connection it’s a blessing really as ending it, and moving on is pretty easy.
If one of their issues of Vogue is the September one though; that’s fabulous, dahling.
Kin ha, it made me 🙄 that Miss I was slagging you off for having different needs/timeframes to her. How very DARE you????
Last I’m all for the bloke doing the suggesting of the date, but I’d still check on the morning of the date if I’d not heard by 10ish probably. And if they didn’t reply by lunchtime I’d make other plans.
And I’m sorry you had another fuckwit to deal with today.
Vet that’s really creeped me out. The fact that that guy is clearly getting off on forcing you/his victims to read something that specifically turns him on is making me really angry for you. It’s kind of like an assault, IMO. You have no choice but to participate in his fantasy, and he knows it. Yeah, I find that sinister. I hope he gets banned.
Kanga I bet as I read on someone else says this, but going on a date and then expecting (if there’s attraction) for there to be a second one arranged pretty shortly thereafter is.......NORMAL.
If there’s not mutual attraction then fine; no second date. But no more contact either.
That guy isn’t a good prospect, IMO. Unless you want to feel like you have to manage your behaviour to please him. Nice.
Margo excellent date 
. I’ve a lot of time for the Welsh (I am part Welsh myself, look you) and the accent makes go “gnnnnnn” 😍. Even Sir Thomas of Jones can make me go a bit unnecessary if the wind’s in the right direction.
Vista good luck with Mr Bull; hope he’s hung like one...... sorry sorry 😈
Eating they go on dating sites because they can. And because they’re c**ts. I’m glad you found out sooner rather than later. Bullet dodged.
Pud good news re Mr Dutch. You’re busy 😀
Sky we were talking about non drivers here a while ago. It naturally makes things more one-sided in terms of effort. Sounds like this guy wants to make zero effort, though.
Tech I have never seen hi vis look good on anyone. It’s neon, essentially, and other than Iman’s make up in that Tia Maria commercial, neon looks wank. I should know; I wore enough of it in the 80s 
Ginny I’ve got a couple of interests as my username. I like names without numbers and if I can get a rhyme or a pun in so much the better. I’m put off by (male) usernames with overly romantic refs, any mention of “you” , one that has “boy” anywhere in it and for some totally irrational reason adjectives annoy me as well. So my ultimate bad username would be something like “Cheekyboy69foryou”
Although “dontletmediealone” is pretty choice, Vet 😀
Christ, I really did get out of bed the wrong side this morning, didn’t I?
Queen how about “I’ve realised that things won’t work out between us in the long term. It was lovely to meet you though and I wish you all the best for the future”?