anyone catch their dh or dp masturbating?!!!

[wishing1]

He doesn't know I know he is really shy about things and this sometimes affects our sex life because when we are on vacation he doesn't have time alone and we have LOTS of sex its great, but back home again 2-3 times per week and he does hisself in between?

Are you sure that's the difference? Maybe he's got more energy on vacation because he's not working? Maybe he's more interested because he spends more time with you? Maybe your evenings aren't all taken up with housework/tv/whatever, so you have more time to go to bed early and have fun?

haven't caught him at it, but have sent him to the bathroom before now to sort himself out. Sometimes it just ain't happening.

I found baby oil and tissues next to the couch, called him a dirty little bastard.

WTF? Why is it dirty for men to have a wank? It's their penis, their hand, isn't it? I get quite at this attitude.

And why would a man need to be sent away to the bathroom to have a wank? Bathrooms are for using toilets and having baths, not for sex, aren't they?

Is this another troll?

yes but leaving tissues and baby oil around is disgusting

he has a tough job he is a doctor and when he gets home he is tired and i guess that could be a part of why he doesn't have energy to have sex sometimes and releases hisself

Maybe it's just more exciting not being at home? I always feel randier when we are away.

I caught my DH once. I liked it. I don't thgink there is anything wrong with it. I do it, I know he does it. I have read that the more people have sex the more they masturbate.

wishing 1, thats where i'm coming from. tirdness on my part and lack of energy, so really not in the mood and he is. So do i say "sorry darling not tonight, but lie there and wank over me whilst I try and catch up on ZZZ's" or suggest the bathroom with a mag? or lounge I suppose, just never thought of it. but then lounges are for lounging and children playing arn't they?

I know he does it and I am not against that, but ffs he can get rid of the evidence coz I aint picking it up.

My sister had a lodger who stained the carpet right infront of her TV in teh living room. He was from India and had never had access to the sort of late night sexy films he watched when they were all in bed. Probably made his stay very memorable!

Oh, sorry, crispyduck, I can see objecting to him not tidying up, particularly the tissues. I thought you were objecting to the wanking, not the leaving of tissues about. (My DH is often a bit irate at me for not tidying up my (snot-covered! not sex-related!) tissues.)

Sorry if anyone read that the wrong way

I once told my Hub to go and wank himself cos att i had nothing to offer.
he told me he was "embarrassed" and I told him he must be "a bit odd".
When I bothered 2 find out wot he was doing, I had the shock of my life. He was sending pix to my kids' godfather.i(of his dick!_)
i wanted 2 kill him but i also realised we had a marital problem.

oh no cutekids. and today is the marital prob sorted. flipping 'eck, you must have been so shocked(shock)

ooops won't try that again.

Yuck at your friends lodger!

I went to look at a 2nd hand car once and took it for a little test drive, only to discover that there was what could only be jizz all over the interiour of the car! i leapt straight out! ggggrim!

and have caught dh a few times and dont mind per se, just the tidying up!

only once. was quite a turn on. i try to catch him , but he doesn't do it that often.

yes i hav and its a real turn on, i've gone over and joined in with him.

I wish! sigh

I woke up once from a nap and caught my DH on the couch I couldn't care less really, but I prefer it when he tells me he is feeling frisky first, I felt abit of a failure somehow when I caught him

Have your dp's or dh's ever caught you though??

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