Bye Felipe a la MN

[monkeychop]

Think it's about time we got the ball rolling on this one...here's my starter for 10

Not an online chat up, this was in the flesh at work on Saturday night.

I work in a shop and we were about to close when in comes 2 lads to buy beer and fags. They were Eastern European I think but the one who chatted me up didn't speak great English.

The convo went like this:

Him: "you stop work now?"
Me: "yeah, going home at last"
Him: "you go outside?"
Me: "hmm?"
Him: "you go home not outside?"
Me: "oh! No I'm going home.
To my husband and kids" (quickly added as I could see where this was going)
His mate: "he has a big dick"
Me: "ok bye then!"

Didn't respond to these two, just blocked. Kicking myself now.

Even at my age I get these all the time. I find a lot of them these days are working the Nigerian scam, and they can get angry when you play them, which I've been known to do if bored, I'm like the cat to their little mouse

Untilthecows I find your incident particularly worrisome. To your face in public. Shocking!!

I agree MrsSpector a very different ball game these days sadly.

I just love that dick pic one.
It amazes me that some men think that these kinds of approaches are going to be welcomed!

"Bit late to the party but what is the significance of Bye Felipe?"

It's a play on a line from a film where a woman was being a total PITA. She was told "Bye Felicia" by her victim. So when it's a man behaving badly it's "Bye Felipe". Something like that anyway. I read about it recently, possibly on BF website.

Mine are just persistent.maybe i should start replying for MN's sake? :p

Rebel....that last one spanned over 2 years???

2 years ago when I was on the dating sites a man contacted me and we chatted a bit and he asked me to download an app can't remember what it's called but it's a free chat thingie (Whatsapp??) anyway things were going well chat wise just general stuff, then he said his son and partner had turned up with their new baby. So this is a man in his 50's and a grandfather right?

So he sends me a photo of this baby, very cute blah blah.

Then later that same night right out of the blue he sends me a dick pic!!

So on this app sitting right next to each other in the photo gallery thing is a photo of an innocent little baby girl's face and a photo of her grand-dads cock!!

Nice eh?

I asked him what the hell did you do that for? And he said he was showing me the full package!!!!!

Deleted/Blocked another knobhead.

FFS! How did that become acceptable? Why is it so normal for men to send unsolicited dick photos? Is it a fucking illness theyre all suffering from? Are they all flashers?

I mean some of them send a dick pic before even saying hello. Its the first thing the send. Its the equivalent of seeing a woman in a bar on singles night, walking up to her and dropping your bags.

I wonder if it would reduce frequency of these photos if we all put on our profile

"Please send dick pics only. No chat. These will be submitted to my panel for assessment. If you dont hear back from me then you havent been successful. (Disclaimer: all photos sent will become my property to publish as and when I see fit. Sender relinquishes any rights to photo.)"

Monkey yup..i must've really made an impression or smth

I also have a similar persistent one from a woman but don't think it would fit here. Unless it was a man posing as woman?

Good one MrsSpecter though I've given up the dating sites for the moment I've never had much luck with them at all, so many fake profiles out there where I've walked past the man because he looked nothing like his photo. I remember meeting up with one who on his profile had a fitted shirt on and a goatee beard, when I met him he had on a red fleece jacket and had an enormous beer gut and a long white beard he looked more like Father Christmas lol!!

Ah, even when you think someone's a bit sweet and stuff... Online dating just keeps on giving...

Wow hissy that was a brilliant response!! Go you! Also, how can you tell his messages was C&P'd?

Oh god I had one which had a link to his own version of 50 shades of grey.

I was ROARING

Will see if I can find

BOOM. So bad it's good

cringe for him!!

"Interiority" ? Is that a real word?

I think he hit the encyclopaedia up whilst writing it!

For your entertainment, I give you:

hell-is-okcupid.tumblr.com/

Also check out the Bye Felipe Facebook page. It's a corker.

It wasn't. I was wrong.

He apologised bless him.