Bye Felipe a la MN

[monkeychop]

Think it's about time we got the ball rolling on this one...here's my starter for 10

I got a US army dude profile friend request a while ago. Most gutted when his account had been deleted when I woke up the next morning.

I didn't even report him

Queen so we can mock them of course! I personally find the mocking very entertaining

Hissy good call....looking forward to seeing that!

"Why contact all the women on his Facebook? Why are they responsible for him?!"

Obviously they're not responsible for him, but if he were my son/nephew/brother I'd still want to give him a bollocking if he had a dodgy attitude to women. It needs to be challenged as much as possible IMHO. Maybe they feel the same but have no idea what a wanker he can be.

Havent got a screenshot but was asked to drive 100 miles to entertain a tinder match who was hungover and couldn't get out of bed.... Managed to resist his charms

Persistence or pest?

He's from the US and I'm in the UK.....not sure he's after a relationship somehow.

LOL, pest with no imagination and not understanding the concept of you not being interested. However, he could argue that his persistance paid off because after 4 attempts you answered.

Ha ha....maybe I should have been clearer and just said please fuck off now

I like how by the 5th message (one is hidden from Feb) he's figured out how to spell 'how'

Ive been blocking them all too soon! monkey that's comedy gold!

I'm approaching this all wrong, it's clear I'd be better off choosing feline companions than online dating, I may as well have a laugh and entertain the masses!

Me too hissy! I've been blocking straight away in the past too, but this is far more entertaining!

This thread is damn GOOD

You'll probably like this then Cutted. A woman receives an unsolicited dock pic from a bloke so she bombards him with dick pics to get her own back. It's pretty funny
His unblurred profile details are here on BF's Instagram page

Looks like we do have to take names off or hide them. MNHQ just deleted the one with the name showing that whataload put up.

whataload that is bloody brilliant.....next time I'm taking that approach! Googling 'ugly naked guy' brings up good fodder.

Actually, that link I posted was missing part of the conversation. This link is better

WhatALoad - thank you for sharing. I am in love with that woman!!!

"Accept my niceness!!!" Comedy gold.

Looks like we do have to take names off or hide them. MNHQ just deleted the one with the name showing that whataload put up.

Pah, what a shame. OK, here's the picture with diddums's name removed:

whataload the '😃👋 bye Felipe' from you at the end makes me giggle everytime.

She's great isn't she Preemptive

"whataload the '😃👋 bye Felipe' from you at the end makes me giggle everytime."
Reading his reply makes me giggle every time! I mean, he contacted me knowing I wasn't there to chat to men and gets the hump when I won't chat to him. His reply isn't at all logical either. Am I supposed to be insulted by being called a lesbian? And if he thinks I'm a lesbian why would I give a shit that men don't fancy me?! LOL. He does the classic Bye Felipe insult of questioning my physical attractiveness as soon as I won't play ball, but if I wasn't "all that" he no doubt wouldn't have contacted me in the first place. I was tempted to reply in depth, (correcting his spelling and grammar obviously) but I just couldn't be bothered, hence the quick "Bye Felipe" at the end instead.

Exactly whataload I had a guy do the same this week. Hurled a load of abuse and insults at me. So why are you so pissed off and why are you messaging me then?? Knobhead.

Seriously thinking of writing a blog on this shit....