Bye Felipe a la MN

[monkeychop]

Think it's about time we got the ball rolling on this one...here's my starter for 10

OMG Hump that site is both hilarious and disturbing!! I've bookmarked it

AIBU to stop replying to the bloke who has this morning crowed over the fact that he voted to fuck the country up?

fucking twat

Not a sexual stalkerish one, but seriously ?!

I feel like we should introduce "learn to take a hint" classes in primary schools.

And then there was 2 :(

We're talking intelligent man, 99% match apparently, eloquent, erudite, engaging.

Texts me "welcome to England!!"

Then "fascinating result, I've always wanted to see a revolution."

He's wished me happy birthday. We were supposed to me meeting tomorrow.

But that's it. Game over. Done and dusted. I'll never talk to him for any Reason again.

No loss. All very initial, but I don't have to say how fucking hard it is to find a bloke who can string a sentence together that you seem to be able to engage with, and then that's it. NEXT!

It's so fucking depressing.

burger did you ever find out what the present was??

Jesus H Christ

After a string of my bad experiences with men in relationships (mostly abuse, the only one that wasn't abusive and was actually pretty decent still left me heartbroken in the end) I pretty much decided I am done with men, after I extract myself from my current somewhat toxic relationship, and well...this thread has totally validated my decision

There's no way I am dating again!

Hilarious thread but definitely lost any remaining hope in the opposite sex! And OLD looks utterly grim nowadays.

Also I would just like to add I commend all you ladies dealing with these dickheads and keeping your heads on straight, not falling for their pathetic/disgusting pickup attempts and giving some fantastic responses. Well done. This all should be taught at school.

Thanks Hissy! Sam chat is hilarious.

I got a US army dude profile friend request a while ago. Most gutted when his account had been deleted when I woke up the next morning.

The lingo in the last message was pure Lagos, Nigeria.

That's it! I've nailed my fanny shut!

I knew I was better off single, and if I ever waver in my belief, I shall just check out some of these sites. My god, surely ALL men can't be such deluded bullying fantasists?

(Thinks back over past relationship history). Oh, yeah.

Nothing like these but I periodically get messages via fb from my close friend's late 60s married business partner.

I replied initially because he messaged saying he wanted to arrange something for my friend and was getting in touch with people via fb.

He is 20+ years older than me.

He messages things like, "I see we're online together..."; "you're up late... 😉" and then, when I don't reply, "I'm deleting you". Only to message again a few weeks/months later.

I never reply. He's told me I'm rude and he just wants to be friends; or he wants to how I know my friend (he's also 20+ yrs older than me but like a dad to me).

He sent me yet another friend request on fb the other week. My friend says he's going to have a word with him...

I agree @Zaphodsotherhead! Nailing it shut!

Ugh @SmellsLikeSpring there is a real problem with men thinking they are entitled to our attention it seems, on OLD or anywhere else. I know somebody that automatically judged his female neighbour because she never said hi enough or was what he considered to be friendly enough in passing. Now he always refers to her as "she" with clear contempt.

We don't have to respond or reply to you in any way! And it doesn't make us bitches. Especially not if you are a married man sending weird FB messages. Jesus Christ.

This one was minor but weird- this guy is a friend of a new friend. Why apologise for something you then admit to not doing by mistake?

This one was minor but weird- this guy is a friend of a new friend. Why apologise for something you then admit to not doing by mistake?

*scaled to be more readable

OMG some people...! Here's my contribution.

I was abroad last year and logged onto POF. This is one of the threads I got

But he's got a giant dick!! How could you refuse..?!

I’m laughing too hard at ‘my dick is giant’ WTF??

Poor english skills there.
he means "I'm a giant dick"
See, it reads better already

@ChangeOfName2020

This was my beaut on twitter with a fake profile

My versions are quite gentle compared to you guy's.

Nothing says romance and commitment like a veiny knob pic . Ye Gods- I feel old

@NoMoreDickheads

I felt a bit sorry for your guy!