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MOST AFFAIRS ARE WOMENS OWN FAULT!? WOULD YOU AGREE?

407 replies

kittylette · 17/11/2006 19:07

I think that most men have affairs because something is missing at home,

if a womans a great cook in the kitchen, a shoulder to cry on, a whore in the bedroom, then there shouldnt be too much of a problem!

i really do think this is the case, and will probably get slated for thinking so,

but this morning on 'loose women' they were all laughing about how they all faked headaches and say they're too tired to avoid sex, and how they only do it once a month and think of england!!
well no wonder men go looking for sex if its being denied it at home??

i always try my best to look good for my DP, and cook nice meals, and we have sex most nights (and i have 2 babies under 2)

just a thought!

kitty

OP posts:
HappyDaddy · 21/11/2006 14:13

Kitty, love, no-one's offended by anal sex.

You said we were all sad and pathetic for posting personal details on here but you have told us about your penchant for anal sex, your bisexuality and more. That's our point, dear.

Now, put the kettle on, there's a good girl.

expatinscotland · 21/11/2006 14:14

Does the preacher at your church know about all the bisexual affairs and bumming going on?

Heathcliffscathy · 21/11/2006 14:14

ahhh....it all comes out now doesn't it.

you could have any one of their husbands????

hmmmmm.

nice.

munz · 21/11/2006 14:14

lol. ah well my DH should have run off and left me years ago, like wise me him! lol.

being married thou isn't about how often you have sex, nor is it about if I don't do this for him he'll look here there/everywhere and I have to put out to please him/have to do things fpor dinner he likes etc.

a marriage is about comittment, love and understanding, comprimise. a better questrion may well be how has your relationship changed since getting married - cos I tell u now our's has evolved a million times over, to an extent you do get comfortable being married etc.

Mellowma · 21/11/2006 14:14

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HappyDaddy · 21/11/2006 14:15

If you reckon you can have all of us, you probably ain't worth having.

Tortington · 21/11/2006 14:15

Oh kitty how would god feel about you coveting other peoples husbands

can i please go fuck other men if my dh says no
(asks for the SIXTH TIME)

munz · 21/11/2006 14:16

kit - if u want my husband hon u have him I don't care cos u can have the smelly socks, the dirt ridden excersice kit and the gopping black mud dragged thru your freshly washed kitched floor on his boots as well!

donnie · 21/11/2006 14:17

haven't read this entire thread but just the OP - why are people even responding????? Kittylette is clearly a man pretending to be otherwise!!!

Tortington · 21/11/2006 14:17

munz i think she meant in a 'kitty does mumsnet' kinda way

munz · 21/11/2006 14:19

LMAO custy! ooh er I think he'd like that still! lol.

if you're secure within your relationship thou you shouldbn't feel obliged to be at his bec/call incase he looks elsewhere.

WhizzBangCaligula · 21/11/2006 14:24

LOL this thread has just got hilarious

lockets · 21/11/2006 14:25

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WhizzBangCaligula · 21/11/2006 14:25

How much anal sex do you have to have before you get piles?

expatinscotland · 21/11/2006 14:26

Well, once you get the piles, you can always have sex w/women.

HappyDaddy · 21/11/2006 14:27

Surely your soulmate wouldn't mind if you had piles?

munz · 21/11/2006 14:27

LMAO whizz! lol.

lockets · 21/11/2006 14:28

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WhizzBangCaligula · 21/11/2006 14:28

Would it be better with piles?

Tortington · 21/11/2006 14:28

piles would make it tighter no?

she would have to grin and bare it if her dh said she must

expatinscotland · 21/11/2006 14:28

K, but if you believe in soulmates, but you're bi-sexual, shouldnt that mean you have two soulmates, one of each gender?

WhizzBangCaligula · 21/11/2006 14:30

Oh ROFL

AitchTwoOh · 21/11/2006 14:31

i would just question the wisdom of a woman who aspires to being a whore in the bedroom...

one of my very good friends has worked with street prostitutes and now cares for trafficked women brought into this country to 'work' as enslaved prostitutes.
in the vast majority of cases of women who have become prostitutes were abused as children and teens (there was a study conducted at our local drop-in centre for street 'workers') and they now sell sex to support drug habits. the stories of the trafficked women and how they are treated would make you sick to your stomach.

it is such a disgustingly mysogynistic and anti-feminist notion that we should aspire to acting as sexual slaves to our partners, i am absolutely horrified that anyone would promote it. kittylette, i know you are/were having a bit of fun with this thread but i would ask you to think twice about ever using that repellent expression again. and i would hope that if you ever hear anyone saying it you would comment on their ignorance and idiocy.

AitchTwoOh · 21/11/2006 14:32

whoops, my post was a bit of a bummer (not unlike yourself, kittylette).

fuck it, it needed saying.

AitchTwoOh · 21/11/2006 14:32

whoops, my post was a bit of a bummer (not unlike yourself, kittylette).

fuck it, it needed saying.