To mum,
Just because we do something differently to how you would do it, it doesn't mean it's wrong. I want you to stop judging the world and his wife and look at yourself. When you told me I was fat when I was seven, did you really think about the damage you might cause. I'm really sorry that I am not the daughter you wanted - slim, attractive and passive - but I think I am doing rather well in this life actually.
Please stop smoking. Please. You will kill yourself. You have COPD already: stop bloody smoking! I may be 'fat' in your eyes (which I am not btw and the coat you tell me is too tight was MADE like that) but at least I'm healthy.
My dds are fantastic. Even DD2. I know you think they are destined for failure because they are allowed to play and be children, but they are amazing. And unlike you, if they want to do something in life that you don't fully understand, and therefore it's wrong, they will be encouraged.
I have given up on the religion in which I was raised. I actually don't give a toss about last week's sermon. People aren't ignorant if they don't know where to stand in a service. I find it hugely offensive how unwelcoming you are in that respect.I feel more at home in a completely different place of worship.
You and dad ruined my wedding with your penny pinching but yet refusal to let us contribute. It wasn't anything near the best day of my life.
To colleagues,
I am neither inept nor incompetent. I don't know what I have done, but the silent treatment hurts. I say I don't care but I do. If you knew how close I came to having a breakdown this week you might try to be a little more professional.
To FIL,
You're a shit. I wish you would piss off out of our lives. I fully intend for you never to see your grandchildren. You don't realise that your ds wants you to have a relationship with them. You aren't welcome in my house any more.