Mum, please stop treating my DS like a baby, he doesn't need his fucking food cut up he's 18!! Just because you left when I was tiny doesn't mean you have to over compensate with him!! I tell you, he tells you and you don't listen!
DB, grow a spine will you!! Your wife can go to the loo alone so when she wakes you in the middle of the night to go with her instead of moaning to others tell her to go alone!! Stop using our parents as a bank, you already had the money for your wedding from the account that was set up when I was tiny 12 bloody years before you were born!! Do your own housework/washing etc you live in your own house!! Oh and why since the day we announced we were getting married has she a) not spoken b) as soon as I walk in the room walked out c) when we did announce did she walk out screaming and crying in front of all our family and friends... why is she so nasty about everything my family has/does and why have you not stopped her bad mouthing us to our parents?
Parents, I hate you, I hate that you have excluded me and made me feel unwanted since your DS was born, so please when you need something phone him, I don't care anymore. I hate how you let your DIL call the shots on your relationship with your only GS.
DS, get a damn job, yes you are studying but only 3 days a week. I love you but you're a lazy bones.
DH, I love you with all my heart BUT please stop talking about your hobby, it's not just me that is bored of hearing, all your friends and family are too. We all tell you and you think we are joking... we're not!
Thants better, thanks :)