Sex doll dilemma

[ItsASecret79]

I'm so confused that I don't know what to do!

I've recently discovered that my boyfriend of 3 years has been using a sex doll when I'm out of the house!!! Our sex life is great and we have it on a regular basis so I don't quite understand why he needs to do this?!?!

He tells me that it's no different to using his hand or a fleshlight.

WTF!!!

Should have learned. Never Google stuff from MN

I watched this to get the epic MN deletion message and there isn't one!!

Sleeping on the job, MNHQ?

I think DawnMNHQ was having too much fun with us last night

Just to say that I'm not against anyone who uses toys but this thread was seen to be fake, was going to get deleted because of it but we just had a little bit of humour with it all.

Was nice after all the rubbish spam lately!

My ex-boyfriend had a fake vagina that he would basically wank into As soon as I saw that I could never take him seriously again, I'm giggling now just thinking about it

I hope his doesn't have the same problem as those in Only Fools and Horses. Could be a more explosive orgasm than he'd bargained for.

I remember the first time I saw that episode.....with my lovely Grandparents

Oh my goodness, we all cried with laughter - such innocence then!

I've just watched bits of it, still makes me laugh just as much.

From the Ignobel Prizes: The Tale of the Fishermens' Friend.

OP, I think your blowing up this problem out of all proportion. You need to do your best to help him by getting a grip, now. This habit will not only ruin your sex life, but inflationary pressures will make this a very expensive hobby.

I agree with SOTR, he should try and make a fist of it - no point in getting arsey now eh?

Mind you, sounds like the OP's got a bum deal.

wry that's it, maybe it's a multi use doll and dinghy.
This has cheered me up no end.
Anything weird I'm looking up is always "mn again?"