Sex doll dilemma

[ItsASecret79]

I'm so confused that I don't know what to do!

I've recently discovered that my boyfriend of 3 years has been using a sex doll when I'm out of the house!!! Our sex life is great and we have it on a regular basis so I don't quite understand why he needs to do this?!?!

He tells me that it's no different to using his hand or a fleshlight.

WTF!!!

Now I need brain bleach and computer history bleach.

Ahhhhh all the funny ones get deleted :-( I do sometimes thing the trolls threads should stay and just the poster deleted. Some funny stuff on here.

You can actually get a vibrator with a suction bit on the end too!

I guess that could be used in the shower too.

Thank you for the (flesh) light relief!

Flossy, I started a petition the other day for that.

Now, if only I could find it again...

Look let's just stop rubbernecking at poor OPs dilemma.

OP, I'm sure it'll all blow over eventually.

Ah For MN to save all the deleted threads in a special place

I don't think dolls are morally wrong, horses for courses and all that.

It wouldn't float my dinghy.

I'd still be getting the Milton out. Squeaky clean. Or just squeaky.

When I was a poor student I had an inflatable chair for extra seating. I'd stick to it if I had bare legs.

Surely you'd need a bottle brush to clean a doll?

I think the OPs BF has dug himself into a hole this time.

Just think, all it takes is one little prick and it's all over....

This thread reminded me of one of my favourite jokes..

What did the inflatable headmaster say to the inflatable boy who took a pin to the inflatable school? 'You've let me down, you've let the school down, but worst of all, you've let yourself down

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You can now get fleshlights made to look like feet.

You're welcome.

so you can see your way in?!

OP how about a threesome?

the one with teeth reminds me of this

My town has a statue in the centre. Quite a well known landmark locally

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:John_Batchelor_statue,_The_Hayes,_Cardiff.JPG

By any chance?

That's a very important human rights petition, Lweji. You need to publicise it!

Well, I'm confident that in a million years we'll get to 1000 signatures.

Mayhem

Dammit, ManyMayhem I was just about to post that!

My blow up boyfriend has dumped me...he said I kept 'letting him down' :(

Don't see anything wrong with flesh lights, women have toys modelled on the sexual organs of the opposite sex why can't men.

I wish you'd zapped this thread before I had chance to read it and ended up googling fleshlights.

shudders

Now my mind's wandering along a path I'd rather not take at this time on a Tuesday morning - thinking about modelling, shapes, sizes, plaster casts and production methods.

Need to get a life.

Or perhaps move to the "sad-faced family" thread.