Sex doll dilemma

[ItsASecret79]

I'm so confused that I don't know what to do!

I've recently discovered that my boyfriend of 3 years has been using a sex doll when I'm out of the house!!! Our sex life is great and we have it on a regular basis so I don't quite understand why he needs to do this?!?!

He tells me that it's no different to using his hand or a fleshlight.

WTF!!!

You would need a good non slip mat.

Random - don't most do it that way?

Ha ha ha ha. Just that.

How on earth would you explain it to the emergency services??

Using a fleshlight is very much like making love to a beautiful lady, as Swiss Toni used to say.

'shithouse door in a gale'

Must remember that little gem

Oh don't delete it, lighten up..

Yeah Dawn, we're all pumped up for a bit of light relief (ahem) after the recent boring spammer

another made up thread ?

Yes at least it's not 8 ways your Boyfriend can use a Blow Up Doll - with a link to a terrible blog...
This smiley makes me think of sex dolls

This reminds me of a fleshlight

Most threads today on MN have been made up.

I'd be giving him a good Vim OP before you let him near you again.

Not having seen a real life blow up doll, does he just tip it out when he's done? 3 years of foost? She'd be able to crawl on her own.

I'd Milton it.

Most threads on MN are made up, aren't they ?

It certainly seems that way sometimes

True,AF.

I've given up on any of them being real tbh.

THere's nothing at all wrong with a man using a fleshlight. They are cleanable (as are vibrators.)
I know there are some sad individuals who think that using any type of sex toy is morally wrong, but their opinions are not relevant to other people.

Jesus I am creasing up with laughter here. Who could be arsed booking the fecker up everytime they wanted to knock one out???

Unless he has one of the very handy electronic inflators from Aldi, wouldn't be without mine- for blowing up airbeds tho. Must have a look if it has an adaptor to fit a blow up doll.

I don't think it's wrong, I'd just never heard of flesh lights.

I think I've led a sheltered life. ,

Tip it out.... Urgh !!!

Sex toys are not morally wrong. But personally I just don't like the look of them. But no, nothing wrong at all with them.

The dolls are odd. But again, not morally wrong either.

Sorry I meant blowing the fecker up, shouldn't imagine he'd need to book her as she is unlikely to be doing much else !!!

I learnt about them from a previous thread on MN - won't ever google or click on links for fear of the 18 year old apprentice looking at me funny in the repair shop.

NPC

The BF will feel rather deflated if if the doll has to go. The situation has obviously rubbered the OP up the wrong way.

Dont delete... Please, im in a miserable bastard mood and 'shit house door in a gale' has just brought tears to my eyes!!!