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Sex doll dilemma

138 replies

ItsASecret79 · 19/01/2015 22:02

I'm so confused that I don't know what to do!

I've recently discovered that my boyfriend of 3 years has been using a sex doll when I'm out of the house!!! Our sex life is great and we have it on a regular basis so I don't quite understand why he needs to do this?!?!

He tells me that it's no different to using his hand or a fleshlight.

WTF!!!

OP posts:
RandomNPC · 19/01/2015 22:25

Can you, usual? How? Asking for a friend.

dontcallnotdating · 19/01/2015 22:26

Do you know, I'm feeling quite glad I'm single. Keep imagining all these men with their creepy dolls.

I'm happy with a horlicks and mumsnet of a nighttime.

NoArmaniNoPunani · 19/01/2015 22:28

I've always wondered how users of blow up dolls clean them. They must reek

CurlyWurlyCake · 19/01/2015 22:28

I don't know what a fleshlight is and I'm not googling it.

usualsuspect333 · 19/01/2015 22:29

You can buy fleshlight mounts for your shower.

dontcallnotdating · 19/01/2015 22:30

Ew yes I bet they ming. All those sweaty fluids and unwashed plastic.Envy vom face.

NoArmaniNoPunani · 19/01/2015 22:30

You don't need to Google, it's already been explained Curly

MinceSpy · 19/01/2015 22:30

Oh yuk!!!!!

espeon · 19/01/2015 22:31

You can get revenge - they do male ones, too. 'Complete' with vibrating willies.

Don't ask me how I know this information:)

WineWineWine · 19/01/2015 22:32

Where has he been storing it? Is it stashed at the back of the wardrobe behind his long coat or is it flatpacked in a drawer? Must be hard work blowing it up every time he wants a shag.

dontcallnotdating · 19/01/2015 22:32

Imagine going home with a nice man and finding an array of dolls and those revolting fleshlight things everywhere.

nooyearnooname · 19/01/2015 22:32

Me and DP want to know where he has been keeping it so that it's taken you 3 years to find out about it OP! Is 'she' being inflated and deflated for each outing?

ImLizawithaZ · 19/01/2015 22:32

Hide his puncture kit Grin

usualsuspect333 · 19/01/2015 22:33

You wouldn't invite your mum to stay over if you had a fleshlight mounted in your shower.

nooyearnooname · 19/01/2015 22:33

x-post with winewinewine..

dontcallnotdating · 19/01/2015 22:33

She would probably think it was a fancy shampoo holder.

usualsuspect333 · 19/01/2015 22:34

Has he got a footpump,OP?

Ivehearditallnow · 19/01/2015 22:34

So what? It's his business x

handfulofcottonbuds · 19/01/2015 22:34

I refuse to google anything else on MN after my laptop broke and I had to get it repaired.

415 viruses!!! I'm guessing they were all from educating myself on things from MN!

RandomNPC · 19/01/2015 22:36

When you asked your DP to dump her, did he say 'I would do, but I don't want to let her down'

dontcallnotdating · 19/01/2015 22:37

Ah but I bet you learned a lot in the processWink

Basically a fleshlight is a cross between a torch and a vagina

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DawnMumsnet · 19/01/2015 22:37

Evening all,

We seem to be saying this a lot tonight, but here goes again...

We're not entirely convinced this thread is legit so we're going to zap it while we take a look into things.

Sorry for being spoilsports!

dontcallnotdating · 19/01/2015 22:37

I laughed randomGrin

handfulofcottonbuds · 19/01/2015 22:38

Aww, Dawn Sad

RandomNPC · 19/01/2015 22:39

Oh FFS Dawn, that was my best joke too!