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Sex doll dilemma

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ItsASecret79 · 19/01/2015 22:02

I'm so confused that I don't know what to do!

I've recently discovered that my boyfriend of 3 years has been using a sex doll when I'm out of the house!!! Our sex life is great and we have it on a regular basis so I don't quite understand why he needs to do this?!?!

He tells me that it's no different to using his hand or a fleshlight.

WTF!!!

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TheSpottedZebra · 19/01/2015 22:39

Why for the shower? So you can pretend you're being pissed on?

usualsuspect333 · 19/01/2015 22:40

We are all deflated now,Dawn.

handfulofcottonbuds · 19/01/2015 22:41

usual

usualsuspect333 · 19/01/2015 22:41

I dont think fleshlights piss on you do they? I'm not googlihg it again.

dontcallnotdating · 19/01/2015 22:42

What a let down

handfulofcottonbuds · 19/01/2015 22:42

usual - I think you're thinking of Teeny Tiny Tears dolls, I had one of those!

TheSpottedZebra · 19/01/2015 22:42

No, the shower attachment for the flesh light!
It can't just be a location thing, can it?

usualsuspect333 · 19/01/2015 22:42

I think Dawn has blown this up out of proportion.

dontcallnotdating · 19/01/2015 22:42

I want to Google urinating fleshlights. My search history is v dubious thanks to MN

RandomNPC · 19/01/2015 22:43

Flashlights do not piss on you, they are for receiving only. Apparantly, you can get them 'moulded' in the style of famous porn actresses.

handfulofcottonbuds · 19/01/2015 22:43

Don't do it - 415 viruses and nobody to collect my laptop for me!

RandomNPC · 19/01/2015 22:43

Ffs, *fleshlights.

usualsuspect333 · 19/01/2015 22:44

You mount the fleshlight on the shower wall .

dontcallnotdating · 19/01/2015 22:45

Do not google, do not google, do not google....

MNHQ

DawnMumsnet · 19/01/2015 22:47

@dontcallnotdating

What a let down

Yup, it really is a bit of a blow.

TheSpottedZebra · 19/01/2015 22:48

The shower adapter is just a suction cup.
so you can imagine that you're fucking the shower cubicle I guess?

handfulofcottonbuds · 19/01/2015 22:48

Ahh, that's the one Dawn. You can delete now with your smug smile

iwashappy · 19/01/2015 22:48

I googled fleshlights, there were pictures, yuk!

TheSpottedZebra · 19/01/2015 22:49

There was a fleshlight with teeth. The 'succu'.

Readers, I did not succumb.

dontcallnotdating · 19/01/2015 22:49

Dawn don't burst all our hopes.

NiceCupOfTeaAndALittleSitDown · 19/01/2015 22:50

My town has a statue in the centre. Quite a well known landmark locally.

The day after DH's stag do we went into town and there was a blow up doll draped over the arm of the statue. DH swears it was nothing to do with him .

handfulofcottonbuds · 19/01/2015 22:50

What would they hold onto in the shower? Surely they'd just be slamming against the wall and be in danger of slipping?

RandomNPC · 19/01/2015 22:52

Only if you go at it like a shithouse door in a gale

handfulofcottonbuds · 19/01/2015 22:52

Arrggh, just realised that if my laptop breaks again, the subject of this thread is bad!!

TheSpottedZebra · 19/01/2015 22:52

it's a health and safety nightmare

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