Secrets we want to tell but can't

[LizzieBelle]

There was a thread on here a few months ago which was full of confessions and secrets that we can't tell in real life...My secret is that I know the neighbour on one side of me is having a naughty affair with the neighbour on the other side of me. As soon and the husband goes to work and the kids go to school she's off with the single dad on the other side of me...

Has anyone else got a secret??

at the bride and groom shagging the chief bridesmaid!

When I was 18 I shagged the landlord in my local twice. TurNed out to be a tool but he was hung like a horse and it was bloody good fun.

My stepdadsBIL has been having a long standing affair with a woman I know. I have no idea if my stepdads sister knows. The whole family are a PITA so I have no intention of telling her.

My own BIL has shagged several of my stepdad's sisters, I don't think any of them know about the others. This should make my wedding day very interesting

And here's a few more...the "perfect woman" my cheating ex is talking to on match.com? That's actually my sister, seeing just how much bullshit he'll spin her.

BIL cheated on SIL on holiday around 6 months into their relationship. 3 years on she's so smug about her marriage it makes me cringe. If only she knew..

All that metallic blue paint that's been welded to the pavement for years outside Wickes, that even the industrial street cleaners can't remove? That was me, when I dropped the tin and the lid fell off....oops

come on mc muffin., who has a little willy?
Dirty, I've heard the opposite about /.

My neighbour told me over coffee that her DH was probably not the father of her DS. She'd slept with five or six men at a party, and when she found she was pregnant, contacted the man she thought would be the best father and told him the baby was his.

I thought Id feel better after losing weight. I needed to lose about 6 stone...Im 4 and a half stone in and I still feel like an ugly fat wobbly heifer. No amount of compliments is helping. Maybe I am just an ugly fat heifer.

dirty I've fancied him for years, very jealous!!!

My sister is having an affair. I'm the only one who knows.
Her husband is a twat, and i can't bring myself to feel sorry for him. She deserves better

Back to the nasty neighbours. Their poor wee new cat went missing some weeks ago for the second time. I found it dead in the hedge of a wee road I walk my dogs on. I can't tell them because they're so twisted they would somehow blame me. I waiting for it to decay to the point it doesn't make me boak, then I'll lift it and bury it. Poor babe. I don't feel sorry for them though because they treat their pets like shit.

My ex had a serious coke addiction and his family wouldn't believe it and thought I was the crazy 1, wonder how they'd feel if they knew he liked things out up where the sun don't shine and joined 3 diff sec sites as a gay/bi man while we were together, used his mobile number as user name on 2 of them!!

Lol I'm beginning to wonder about myself now :/ ha ha

I still don't get it dirty - how thick am I?!!!

andjj - what is this punctuation mark called: /

I'm scared about going back to work part time. Pretty sure I'm going to be rubbish at work and at home with DS and would rather have the option to go back full time but can't as my full time post was made redundant whilst I've been on mat leave.

My best friend's FIL tried it on with her at Christmas and she was too drunk to turn him down. Noooooo one knows, not MIL nor her DH and when they visit she sometimes wonders whether her FIL actually knows. Maybe he was too drunk to remember.

I have been living with that since 27th December. So nice to get it off my chest!

I was still shagging XH2 while he was in a serious relationship with his now wife. Also, he uses prostitutes. I can't imagine that's changed.

Richard's been having an affair with my ex-flatmate for over 30 years. They shagged on the night before his wedding, while DW was in hospital having DC, the whole package.

The lovable ex-newsreader allowed various stars & bigwigs to rape his children.

Loads of ex-colleagues having long-term affairs with each other, also prolific use of prostitutes among the men. And one, with 5 children and an adorable wife, was on NSA websites. Everyone knew.

Dear SIL: I don't know whether you're aware my brother doesn't even see it as reasonable to expect fidelity?

There are so many! I'll stop here.

Ohhhh I just understood that

Oops, thread moved rather a lot. Was referring to dirty's confession.

Jeez, just found out that someone is actually called /. Thanks google.......

DD's friends mum is having an affair with a well known married businessman. Went from a council flat to private jets and ponies.

My ex boyfriend has been texting me and begging for another chance and to see me. I was head over heels for him and he broke my heart when we finished. I REALLY want to see him again but I know I will fall straight back in love the second I see him and I can't go through that again. I can't talk to anyone about because no one likes him because he broke my heart.

Or Micheal Aspel?

BioSuisse that sounds like a horrible secret to keep! especially if you mean she was too drunk to consent

Dh is the oldest of 5; he and his sister are full siblings, the other 3 are half siblings to him. Well, except that the middle child, BIL is almost definitely a full sibling after all. Poor kid, he's 16 and neither of his potential fathers give a shit about him and he's headed off down a destructive path. The only people who care about him are DH and SIL.

Sorry, was to Charley50's Michael Aspel reference not Rabid's secret. There are some really sad secrets on here, but I'm still amused by the 'Give us a Clue' blow job!

My cousin and his ex have a son and neither cousin's wife noer his adult dc know anything about it.

A friend of mine got married to a woman even though he's gay. She doesn't know.