Secrets we want to tell but can't

[LizzieBelle]

There was a thread on here a few months ago which was full of confessions and secrets that we can't tell in real life...My secret is that I know the neighbour on one side of me is having a naughty affair with the neighbour on the other side of me. As soon and the husband goes to work and the kids go to school she's off with the single dad on the other side of me...

Has anyone else got a secret??

I once worked with a colleague who seduced the family vet!

I was a bit :0, but you only live once and it wasn't for me to call her up on.....

My friend went to a wedding in 2012 and had sex with the groom (the night before the wedding and the morning after) the best man (on the wedding night) and gave a BJ to the groom's brother (when he gave her a lift home the day after)

You're anon dirty tell us who, please :)

Feck I'll bet she had a rather sore fanjo after all that shagging

Last comment was to sabella

oooh!!! dirty

I gotcha

Great thread. Nothing to add but shamelessly marking my place

Who Dirty? Come onnnnnn!

Eh Dirty?? I don't get the clue??

No secrets here but - impressed by dirtyalert

I need a clearer clue!

Little secret: I once shagged my cousin's cousin. Their family came to our side of the family's Xmas party. He came back to mine when the party ended "to drink more and watch films".
I think they all (our parents, shared aunt and uncle, cousins, siblings etc.) actually believed us.
It was perfectly obvious to him and me when I arrived at the party that that was going to happen.
He was a bit younger than me.
Lovely!

My horrible neighbours act as if they are superior to everyone else and act lovey dovey in front of people, but I hear the screaming matches through the walls. I also know that little ms perfect slept with my good friend's nephew when they were on one of their 'breaks'. Funny thing is, her second name and his are almost the same. I've bit my tongue for years but am so close to spilling the beans the next time they cause trouble.

Forgot to add, that's why she split up with the father of her first child, who was a lovely man. She cheated on him with the current husband. Perfect example of leopard not changing it's spots.

The father of my first boyfriend is a serial shagger. Shagged one of my aunts and XHs cousins MIL that I know of. His wife was sooo lovely too, he said apparently that wife happy for him to shag around after she had kids as not interested in sex.

Dirty

I know who that is, Dirty Is he known for wearing a hat??

Oh, I see. Wow!

Dirty - I'm guessing Sla**

I think I see anyway. It's that the clue for the band or the performers nickname. (Sorry, thick today)

Ive got two. ncd for this, when I was young and stupid I had sex with a man from one of my favourite bands. I thought it would be awesome, it wasnt. He had a small penis and wasnt really that enthusiastic.
second...I am married, I am very happy and love my husband very much, but I have found myself in the office sometimes (very rarely), talking to my married boss wondering how it feels to kiss him.
I love my husband (been married 9 years), and I know Ill never act on it, that would be monumentally stupid but it bothers me that Ive thought this.

Oh actually one more.
When I was 19 I worked in my mates mum and dads pub. I went into the little room where the glass washer was one night and he came in behind me and kissed me. Told me he knew I wanted him, I said I dont think so and he left. Work was v. awkward after that.

Was it Lional Blair?

My best friend had sex with her late DP's brother on the morning of her DP's funeral. Then she went into the bedroom next door and had sex with the guy whose house they were staying at.