Secrets we want to tell but can't

[LizzieBelle]

There was a thread on here a few months ago which was full of confessions and secrets that we can't tell in real life...My secret is that I know the neighbour on one side of me is having a naughty affair with the neighbour on the other side of me. As soon and the husband goes to work and the kids go to school she's off with the single dad on the other side of me...

Has anyone else got a secret??

Wow Dontgo that's pretty harsh.

My ex had no penis at all when soft. He was a massive bloke and had a huge scrotum with just a wee hole. It was only when he got hard that an actual penis appeared.

Weirdest, thing, ever.

Have never told a soul that as I felt sorry for him....

TheNewSchmoo, how did he pee? Did he have to use a SheWee?

TheNewSchmoo - one of my exes had that as well, but he was slim! There was nothing there when he was soft and he had what looked like an engorged clitoris when he got hard. I couldn't feel a thing when he 'entered' me apart from an unpleasant scratching sensation. I think it's technically a micropenis. Needless to say, the relationship didn't last.

My brother cheated on his girlfriend ( now wife) several times and once with my best friend.
He offered to dump her if my best friend would go put with him ( she wouldn't)
He has recently done something very shit to me and would do well to remember I know this
I would never tell as I like his wife and it was all a long time ago!!

I bumped into a colleague and met his wife for the first time - she's lovely. I felt awful for her knowing he's been having an affair with someone at work for over 2 years. I hate being put in that position.

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Total place marking!

Two close friends of mine became best of friends via me several years ago. It then came out that one friend was having an affair with the others fiancé. The couple split up he carried on having the affair then they got back together when she found out she was pregnant. The friend having the affair moved onto another bloke after becoming pregnant herself. having children similar ages the grew best of friends and still are. she never knew of the affair yet they regularly have family outing together. I have had to back away knowing the sordid secret and keeping my mouth shut. There is a strong possibility the two children are half siblings and yet they will never know. apart from the two having the affair I'm the only one who knows. The whole thing is killing me but I darent tear a family apart.

I met my ex through my best friend who is a gay man. The 2 of them were very close at the time. I went out with my ex for 4 years knowing that my friend had given him a blow job one night just a few weeks before we started dating.

A very good single friend of mine is having an affair with a married woman 15 years older than him. He loves it and so does she by the sounds of things...I almost feel sorry for her husband but having met him briefly a couple of times think he is a tool!

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My sisters 2nd child isn't her DHs, the person who is my nephews dad currently resides in HMP.

Someone I know very well (female) who is married and has 3 kids, has a female lover who she has been sleeping with for 7 years....

My sister's friend has just got engaged to a bloke who adores her. She has been sleeping with his cousin for the last 3 months.

I have realised I'm in love with my boyfriend, and too chicken to tell him before he tells me. Think hope he feels the same way though so shouldn't be too long to keep it a secret!

i'm feeling inadequate! (& place marking obvs)

Blatant place marking!

An old friend of mine came to stay at my house with her DH and DD. While her DH was upstairs putting their DD to bed my friend got her phone out and started showing me photos of her with her secret lover on a foreign holiday, telling me she had told her DH she was staying with a female colleague! I didn't even know she was having an affair. I was aghast that she was brazenly showing me photos while her DH was just a few feet away.
They are now divorced. I don't know if he ever found out.

My aunt has been having an affair for nearly 40 years, my uncle is completely oblivious.

My aunt calls her fancy man "Margaret" as a decoy, they go on holiday, weekends away, nights out etc

when I was a kid she always talked about Margaret and I would watch her getting ready to see her special friend and wonder why I never got to meet "her".

My aunt and "Margaret" came into the hospital where I work after he had suffered a heart attack and that's when the penny dropped!

I didn't dare mention it, I've not told anyone in RL.

My poor uncle seems completely unaware but surely he's suspicious that he's never met this "friend"
He's got dementia now so probably wouldn't be able to comprehend it all anyway.

Makes me very sad!

A woman I used to work with was having an affair with two men (we all worked together) who didn't know about the other (all involved were married). Not sure how she had the energy to keep that one up!

There was a wedding I attended in the 80s, where both bride and groom had shagged the chief bridesmaid within the previous 24 hours.

I know no secrets so am placemarking for others with more interesting friends and family.

So many people having affairs!

And shamelessly place marking for more juicy secrets