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Secrets we want to tell but can't

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LizzieBelle · 02/08/2014 18:35

There was a thread on here a few months ago which was full of confessions and secrets that we can't tell in real life...My secret is that I know the neighbour on one side of me is having a naughty affair with the neighbour on the other side of me. As soon and the husband goes to work and the kids go to school she's off with the single dad on the other side of me...

Has anyone else got a secret??

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EvaSoConfused · 03/08/2014 21:32

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Darquesse · 03/08/2014 21:41

My dd looks very similar to my ex's little girl. He has no idea. My dd's dad, my more recent exh knows she might not be his but it is never talked about.

fluffyblue · 03/08/2014 21:56

Gilbert, yes to both
curiosity - he does, good guess

FrankSpencer · 03/08/2014 22:54

Oh for goodness sake....and there's me thinking the mystery band is Slade! in my defence Music isn't my forte! Now I know who it is, that's impressive.

KeeperOfBees · 03/08/2014 23:30

ohmydeathbed that's terrible re the lovable ex news reader Sad

fluffy bloody he'll, they seemed perfect.

CrabbyBlossomBottom · 04/08/2014 00:17

So much sexual incontinence in the workplace! Shock

Fontella · 04/08/2014 00:19

Frankspencer Oh for goodness sake....and there's me thinking the mystery band is Slade! in my defence Music isn't my forte! Now I know who it is, that's impressive.

Haha don't worry Frank I thought it was 'Slade' too! When someone said 'does he wear hats?' I thought 'Noddy Holder' then thought 'hmmmm Dave Hill wore hats as well?! Confused

Took me ages to twig the / clue. Grin

(and to the person who asked re my 'secret' - no the famous muso isn't particularly tall. I'm honestly not going to let on who it is. My neighbour confided in me and there it must stay)

Lweji · 04/08/2014 00:38

/ Doh!

itllbefinewontit · 04/08/2014 00:38

Yet another sordid work-related secret Blush

Dearest Z,

I stupidly fell in love with you a bit toooo much and you broke me and my heart so I'm secretly and radically destroying changing my wonderful life to make sure we never meet or speak again - and it fucking hurts...

HeartsTrumpDiamonds · 04/08/2014 01:00

Friend of mine, happily married with 2 lovely DC, meets up with her fuck buddy, also happily married, 3 DC, once every 3 months or so for an evening of shagging. This has been going on for a decade. Apparently he has a really big knob.

HeartsTrumpDiamonds · 04/08/2014 01:01

And this takes place in the holiday flat owned by his PIL.

SoleSource · 04/08/2014 01:03

I thought Slade too, Noddy..
Who is the lovable ex newsreader, I wonder? [sick]

sunflower49 · 04/08/2014 01:21

dirty I am the most jealous woman in the world right now! I hate you! Wink

This is quite sad really but when I worked in an office a couple of years ago, I got on particularly well with a close colleague. I wouldn't say we were best friends, but we got on very well, loved her to bits.

Anyway one night I was walking through town very late after finishing my part time job,off to get a taxi and bumped into her and her fiance. They came to mine for a drink, nothing wild just bottle of wine between us.

From that day on ,he would NOT leave me alone. Facebooking me constantly, texts, emails you name it. One day, I was online from around 9am until midnight (I worked from home sometimes ) and he was relentless that we were going to have sex, would NOT take no for an answer never known anything like it.

Anyway, I was going to tell her. But the next time I saw her at the office job, she was so happily announcing that she was pregnant, and engaged. They already had one little boy, I was so happy for her and didn't want to tell her that day. The next time I found the opportunity I said I wanted to talk to her and she said 'No way,I wanted to talk to you too I'm so worried!' -turns out she was having pregnancy complications and at risk of losing her baby, asking my advice and saying her husband was being great and so supportive.

I never did tell her. Too scared to cause her stress or break up a family unit or cause a pregnant woman further stress. They're married now, I went to the wedding. Slimeball. Doesn't deserve her. I don't work there any longer and haven't contacted her in a while, don't want to be privy to anything he does.

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SingleGuy1974 · 04/08/2014 11:03

That I've been in love with my female best friend for the last 6 years. We're both single, everyone thinks we'd be perfect together, don't understand why we're not. There was a time everyone thought she fancied me because of how she behaved round me for a time, but she denied it. She doesn't know how I feel and I would never say because I do think it would destroy the friendship and I just can't imagine not having her in my life as my best friend.

CarbeDiem · 04/08/2014 11:25

Dirty Way to go! You rock (like really)
I'd have rather bj'd Axl though :)

:) @ p.s If you are Patsy Kensit it doesn't count.
Or indeed if you are Roxana Shirazi

You'll know who I mean if you A) are she or B)have read the book

Holdthepage · 04/08/2014 11:43

Laughing at the thought of newspapers having juicy gossip on famous footballers and NOT publishing it.

murphys · 04/08/2014 11:50

A friend of mine just got married. To a gay guy who is very wealthy. His elderly parents do not know he is gay and within their community, if he "came out" then they would be shunned.

They plan on having a child via ivf.

I wonder what is going to happen when she meets "the one"....

WildBillfemale · 04/08/2014 11:52

Yep Gary Lineker has a carefully manufactured image too - The truth would have filled a few editions of the gossip rags.

areyoubeingserviced · 04/08/2014 12:03

I don't know any salacious gossip.

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MrsMinton · 04/08/2014 12:25

I broke his heart on Saturday night. I broke mine a little bit too. I never realised he loved me, but it's too late now.

Apatite1 · 04/08/2014 12:28

My aunt and my uncle are having an affair.

Ie the man married to my biological aunt (mother's sister) is sleeping with the woman married to my biological uncle (mother's brother). Both cheated on spouses don't know. They have 4 teenagers between them. It's like an unexploded bomb.

areyoubeingserviced · 04/08/2014 12:32

All this sleeping around.
Some peoplel lack morals.