Is anal that awful?

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DH would love to try rear passage, the thought slightly horrifies me - pain etc; Am I missing out on something?

how do you know I havent tried it?

I am sorry if it was seen as so offensive kama, I really am.

oooerr missus are we still at it

We left pub as it was full of screaming brats and as ours are angels decided to come to chez Ulysees and they can wreck my house and mums are drinking my wine which is much cheaper as it's free. Just had to check back on here to see how this was going? I'm addicted!!!

Hi Sally, oh I am soooooo prudish. In fact just put my name down at the local monastery but apparently they don't take women...in any shape or form

Well, I suppose I'd better rummage in my cupboards and find something for the masses.

Ive just had a brill read at this thread it could become a best seller!

themoon66 I am pmsl

Reading a book atm which has introduced me to the term Marmite Miner. Just something a little different!

pmsl flossam

hey I've got marmite in...maybe I could feed the masses with it

wish I had a pooter in my kitchen

OMG... I just read that as Marmite MN-er.

Now that has jsut spoiled my lunch
just sat at my desk with warm fresh bread and marmite!

Bit late for lunch Holidaymum?

Tell me about it! stop my phone from ringing pleeeeaasssse!

ooh sorry I really didn't mean to offend anyone

I can assure you i have never been involved in red socking, gibbing or donkey whatever it's calleding. My brother just used to delight in appalling me with revolting tales of sexual perversion (I know that sounds odd but you don't know him )

It was only a joke

(note to self, only discuss things SERIOUSLY in future)

this reminded me; when the Back Street Boys were in the charts, me & dh called them the Back Passage Boys. har har.

"anal sex is a little like eating horsemeat. Some people do it as a matter of course, others are completely revolted and horrified by the very idea."

hmmm. i wonder if this will be the quote of the week on the next MN newsletter.

vote here

Surely there is only one taboo subject on MN, and this isnt it ......

Thanks for bumping this, harrisey.

I have a very norty urge to bump this later on, for the breakfast mob.

I'm just morbidly fascinated by something I would never consider in a million years!! Dh cannot beleive that MN is discussinf this, he says he stays off the porn sites so so shoudl I lol!

What like this? Sorry!

After reading through, I've gotta say I've done it lots of times ( I posted earlier on in the thread) and I just want to say that never has any poo come out of me whilst being shagged up the bum, I mean I avoid it if I think I need to go the loo cos obviously I dont wanna risk it but if I've recently been to the loo then I'm all for it and not once has shit fell out of my arse, and believe me I always check the guys willy after, my boyfriend who I've been seeing a while now likes anal sex but he didnt ask me to do it, I asked him first and we tend to save it for when I'm on the second day of my period usually when its too heavy to go the normal route, sorry if its too much info, but were all grown ups arent we? So basically I think if you're curious then give it a try, it really is not as big a deal as people think, I cant even remember who it was I first did it with, so long as they put it in slowly and wet their dick then its fine and gradually build up to more powerful thrusts!!......sorry!!!

you are truly gross

"not once has shit fell out of my arse"