Would anyone else love to have an affair, but don't have the opportunity/guts etc???

[Jazzi]

Just following on from the other threads?????

Jilly Cooper is much better than that...

< revealing secret reading habits.>

Ha UQD! My 76 yr old father has been going to creative writing classes for years. He does some quite reasonable poetry but what he really really wants to do it write the great novel. He keeps getting rejections until last year he paid for one to be published and I finally had to read one. Oh the shame....I still can't quite look him in the eye. It was all fairly awful but it would have been OK if only he didn't feel the need to write sex scenes.

miss s your right my soon to be xh is a complete shite and every other name you can imagine.

And as low and as unloved and full of self pity than i am and go right ahead and insult me for feeling that if you wish. I would and never will become you.

When i fall in love again it will be with a man that deserves me and he will be my man. Not borrowed or stolen from another woman.

You can kid yourself that you are doing these women a favour but how? Simply because there husbands dont leave them to be with you?

Who is their right mind would want their husband after they had been sleeping with someone like you? I certainly wouldn't.

I know that in time when my pain has eased i will be truely grateful for discovering my husband because i deserve better and i will find it. You may be beautiful on the outside but i am beautiful on the outside too but more importantly im beautiful on the inside as are my fellow mn's.

So you call yourself a " mistress " if you like but accepting gifts in exchange for sex quite simple makes you a prostitute.

And if its not for the gifts then what is it for? There are plenty of gorgeous single men that would love no strings sex you have the internet go look!

My god! This is one of the worse cases I have ever seen.

OK, I am going to need the Grammarizer; I think the ExtraStrengthPunctuator... this may even call for the IntelligenceInsertifier!

I'm going to call for my superhero colleagues, MsMorals and the Champions of the AntiFuckwittage League - I'll be right back!

, UD.

Sorry, I didn't mean to fob her off on you - it was an attempt to get her away from here so she can re-work 'Memories of a Geisha' into a tale of 80s erotica .

Hey there ThePedantifier - Is the IntelligenceInsertifier a colon job? If so, can you do me a favour before you bend her over..........

Throw the vaseline in the bin.

LOLLLLL

come back Mis S all is almost forgiven

Cock Tail, anyone?

i hope she uses a condom with the men she sleeps with - dont want her spreading her diseases to the innocent wives involved

what a whore!!!

I feel like the Government benches shouting "More! More!" at the Opposition Leader when they know his 6 questions are up.

lol at pedantifier

Fascinating thread. Being a callgirl (which must be Miss S's profession) is well paid when you are young and unwrinkly but it is not especially lucrative or emotionally fulfilling in the longer term. Why are all the wives rising to the bait though?

Do you think all those nephews and nieces will still be dropped off to spend time with her when relatives find out she is a slapper?
" when I grow up I want to be a prostitute in denial just like you Auntie Salacity".

Exactly when IS cocktail hour - I feel I should change or something.

oops can't believe I found this person such a twit that i called anyone a slapper.Not a term I would usually use..
FWIW the only other person I ever referred to as a slapper was a man.
Its the complete lack of integrity and morality ( let alone affection) in their random shagging that I was scornful of