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Would anyone else love to have an affair, but don't have the opportunity/guts etc???

216 replies

Jazzi · 23/08/2006 19:19

Just following on from the other threads?????

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MoreSpamThanGlam · 05/07/2007 13:56

Hell yes

RubyRioja · 05/07/2007 14:13

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UnquietDad · 05/07/2007 14:15

Did she say she takes it up the wrong'un? I must have missed that bit!

moo · 05/07/2007 14:20

Miss Salacity - you're funny - have you ever thought of writing fiction? Oh...I think you just did.

Lolly68 · 05/07/2007 15:12

The original OP is dated 23 August '06!! Is there an error here??

NKF · 05/07/2007 15:13

I've always felt rather sorry for Jerry Hall. All that multitasking and what do you get? No satisfaction.

mylittlestar · 05/07/2007 15:14

It is from Aug 06

MissSalacity ressurected the thread to post about how great her life is...

Lolly68 · 05/07/2007 15:17

Oh... I wondered what happened - how stupid of me!

Miss Salacity... what a sad sad person you are...

NoodleStroodle · 05/07/2007 15:25

LOL NFK

littlelapin · 05/07/2007 15:31

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NoodleStroodle · 05/07/2007 15:32

Well done bunny ears

MissSalacity · 05/07/2007 15:47

Hi ladies just came back from lunch.....

Interestng stream of anal verbatim. But I am real. There are no less than a dozen sites for men who are 'married but looking' in the UK. Each has tens of thousands of members, not wanting to end marriages but, to fill gaps.

You are the deluded not me. I know exactly what I am doing. At least I know aht I want. That is a married man, goregeous and with a C.

I am part of the 42%. According to the last survey. Say what you will. But I expected your re-action. You obivously don't philosophise. I only want a part time relationship. I am very serious about that!!! I don't want men who could fall in love with me. Therefore the stronger and more solid his marriage the better.

Met a married man for 'lunch'. So sorry I wasn't her to retort to every reply. But then I was only here to state my view and leave it at that.

So you know that women like me really do really exist and not just in films like "memories of a geisha".

I just spent two hours listening(before performing oral). The man has a sad story about duty to a wife, kids and boss and unfulfilled dreams. All he need was some one to look glowingly at him and give him a compasionate ear while he unloaded his struggles. He is so delightful and fun. I love him dearly. We have another date for next Friday at lunch.

I do have a brain. I know that having kids with a man is no guarantee of future happiness. Espeically when so many of my friends are miserable or fat. I also have so many god-children, nieces and nefews who love me... It as though I have my own.

No definitely not Dallas!! More Memories of a Geisha. Perhaps I should call myself that a Geisha?

I am happy are you?

For the women who said they go wild in the bedroom (J.Hall) and let their man 'express himself... on your face, in the back and letting him practice his japanese ropework ;-)'- GOOD FOR YOU!! You are part of the .01%.

To the comments about being a hooker - LOL I earn my own money. What I am looking for money can't buy. You definitely can't afford it!!! LOL

Knowing the man I just met the way I do and knowing his struggle with his homelife - ahhhhhh.

My heart goest to him....

mylittlestar · 05/07/2007 15:48

PMSL!

littlelapin · 05/07/2007 15:50

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Kathyis6incheshigh · 05/07/2007 15:50

"Espeically when so many of my friends are miserable or fat"

PMSL. I wonder which of those she thinks is worse.

littlelapin · 05/07/2007 15:51

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mylittlestar · 05/07/2007 15:53

And by the way MissS - it is spelt "nephew"!!

And having nieces and nephews is virtually the same as having your own children??

I thought you said you 'had a brain'?!!!

Carmenere · 05/07/2007 15:55

I am VERY Dissappointed with

Little Lapin. PMSL

Ah now, stop taking this woman(?) seriously FGS.

If she/he/it was truly happy why would he/she/it be on mn bragging? She wouldn't need to, it is as simple as that.

MissSalacity · 05/07/2007 15:57

Sugar34plum!

I would not allow your husband to disrepect you that way. He is not with a mistress. He is with a complete 'xxxx'!

I really feel for you.

I know that everyone here doesn't get me and don't have the capacity to either, but if he came to me I would have set him straight.

That is aweful. Men like that don't deserve me either. I don't go out with 'dirt bags'.

I don't want marriage and kids so I am not out to 'steal your man'.... I earn more money than most of them so I not out to take the money from your kids... Most men don't qualify for women like me but the ones that do don't stray.

Men leave wives for girlfriends not mistresses!

allgonebellyup · 05/07/2007 15:57

Miss S..get your grammar correct; its "no fewer" not "no less".

Blimey.

obimomkanobi · 05/07/2007 15:58

MissS, can I ask what a 'C' is?

Car? Cock? Career? Cat? Crest? Crap? Cape? Cap? Crepe? Cockatoo? Curtain?

Anyway, I prefer a man who can give me a nice cup of tea and will rub my feet while I read a good book.

GameGirly · 05/07/2007 15:59

"To the comments about being a hooker - LOL I earn my own money. What I am looking for money can't buy. You definitely can't afford it!!"

Cheeky mare. I have it all: am married to a gorgeous man who gives me anything I want and we have 2 delightful DDs. And he doesn't need to cheat 'cos he has ME! Oh, and I also earn my own money, which is nice as I am able to treat DH too. So up yours.

Lolly68 · 05/07/2007 16:02

Well said GameGirly!!

GameGirly · 05/07/2007 16:05

It'll probably come back to bite me on the bum, though, won't it? DH wasn't around at lunchtime when I rang ... hmmmmmmmm

MissSalacity · 05/07/2007 16:06

allgonebellyup

you have only yourself to blame for being a nit picking, carping cow... I doubt your hubby would give a damn about my grammar LOL

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