Would anyone else love to have an affair, but don't have the opportunity/guts etc???

[Jazzi]

Just following on from the other threads?????

Sorry - "just because we are mothers"...

It amy be an oldie but it was flagged in another forum. I jut thought it would help to put forward my "as a mistress", point of view.

That's all. There's nothing more than that. Just telling how I feel in as factual and non emotional way as is humanly possible.

If people here can learn something then great. If not then fine too.

It is late and it is also almost cocktail hour...

That's more like it, Well done!

Cocktail hour...so funny.

this woman must be bored.

NoodleStroodle

Not saying that you 'weren't the other women at one time'. But if you were when why condem them?

The difference between a proper Mistress and another woman is that "a Mistress chooses to remain single and there is usally a ground rule that if the wife gets dumped then he gets dumped!"

She's back!!

What exactly do you want to 'teach' us? Are you not totally happy with your lot? Is there something that we need to change? I thought you were lapping up the opportunity to service our neglected husbands? (I'm not married btw, my partner is though)

You admit to taking presents from them (shoes, bags etc.) which means that they are paying you for a sexual service, which does make you a prostitute sweetie. This does also mean that you are taking money away from the wifes and their children. Do you see what I mean.

You also end up taking something else away which is time.

No matter how careful you and the cheating donkeys are, chances are you will be found out one day, and it aint gonna be pretty for the husband. He will be called a cheating donkey and you will be called every nasty word under the sun whether you like it or not.

I am glad though that you are not going to reproduce, imagine the morals you would be pass on to your children. Have you had the snip to ensure this, or are you just using the condom, because you know condoms are not 100% safe, neither is the pill or any other birth control methods.

You seem to very much see being the mistress as a materialistic thing - what you can get out of it in the way of shoes, designer clothes etc. To me that equates your to a hooker. You are in a relationship for the material wealth that you can acquire from it. It is a business, a trade...call it what you will.

What is that scandal called again... the one where Val Kilmer's ex played the "prostitute"? Arrrgghhh must remember name of scandal or at least film.

Who cuddles you when you are feeling shit?
Who brings you a cup of tea when you are sick in bed?
Who holds your hand when you have to go to the doctor with something worrying?
Who is proud of you when you achieve something in your very important job?

Who gives a fuck about you?

carmenere - you're about to break into "Drive" by The Cars!!

LOL Unquiet

Was actually called Scandal

Joanne Whalley as Christine Keeler...

MissSalacity's more of a Mandy Rice-Davies though if I'm any judge

it is interesting, you never get threads about being married for 20 years, or being totally in love with your partner, or being totally monagamous and in a trusting and trustworthy relationship

only when you stray so far off the moral compass, do you feel the need to boast and tell these tales, in a pathetic bid at self-aggrandisement.

people who are happy, content and secure in their lives, and in their skin, don;t feel the need to post provocative and blatant bullshit, and rub it in the faces of other women, in some pathetic attempt to warn them to have more exotic sex, in case a mistress swoops.

But lulu you can be married for 20 years and still have exotic sex....

Ms S also writes as if English is not her first language. Is she actually a translation program?

Yes and she is off to "cocktail hour" very early in the afternoon by most peoples standards...

Now I have visions of a group of 14 year old schoolboys huddled round a computer furiously googling Mandy Rice Davies....

i know that, but this Miss S doesn;t seem to think so

nor would i ever start a thread about it!!

"You can't go o-o-on
Thinkin'
No-o-thing's wroo-ong..."

You are right noodle. Now I have to worry about her liver...>

I never knew Jilly Cooper was an MNer...

Please don't foist her on a writing class! I've had students like this! They think they can write like angels and are actually terrible.