Would anyone else love to have an affair, but don't have the opportunity/guts etc???

[Jazzi]

Just following on from the other threads?????

Will co, roger and out ....

blimey there's millions!

Hi came across this thread when I was browsing around. Here?s a perspective from 'the Mistress'.

Like lots of woman now (42% apparently) I am choosing never to have kids. The world is overpopulated enough plus the impact of all the stuff as - mountains of nappies. It?s also something I've never wanted. Nor is domestic servitude.

This has allowed me to focus on my career as well as charity work plus of course keeping in shape for all that acrobatic work. I earn a really high salary so isn't about money either. Although the gifts I get are appreciated.

Married men are safe because they don't want a full time relationship. They want some one who is sexy and scratches the parts their wives don't. There is also a paradox here as well. They often hate their wives dressing provocatively or talking dirty but with me they are buying me flashy designer clothes and all the Jimmy Choos I want. They struggle to have the kind of sex they want with their wives because they are mother of their children not their ?little minx?.

I love sex, romance and 99.9% of the men say they are not getting enough. Sleeping next to you they should be getting it on tap. I also am shocked by how bland it is. I often have to teach my lovers about all the different toys get them to loosen up.

I am seeing one married man who is also the husband of a friend. She mentioned to me how much happier her husband is these days and that he is treating her better. "Guilt gifts ;-)"

There is no danger of her husband leaving her for me. I won't let him. I also do everything I can to make sure he doesn't slip up and get caught. I am teaching him my tricks not the other way around.

Without me he would have found some one else and some who doesn't care about his marriage.

Of course not all men can have mistresses like me. I like men who are great looking and entertaining and like to be entertained.

She is the opposite of me and her husband likes her that way. She even said to me about a £400 handbag I had. "xxx would kill me if I spent that much - I shop at sears"
He husband bought it for me and the matching shoes which are the type she would never wear.

Ladies if your husband is happy then he will make you happy. If he has a mistress then count yourself very, very lucky and get back to your chores.

Miss Salacity

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but mostly for your very very very sad little life - when you are old wrinkled and alone I hope you look back at your pathetic little life happily while I am surrounded by children and grandchildren who love and care for me

What extaordinary bragging!

If you've chosen never to have kids, what are you doing trying to stir up trouble on a parenting support site?

Thank you for being such a service to the public, MissSalacity.

In addition to liking men who are good-looking and entertaining, you seem to also like ones who are total arseholes who cheat on their families.

They're very lucky their wives don't find out and take them to the cleaners, not very lucky to find you.

As for thinking that all married sex is bland, well, you don't know what goes on in peoples' homes, do you (I was going to say bedroom, but why confine sex to the bedroom just because you're married, eh?)?

People who cheat are liars, and I would know, because I've been a mistress and cheated in relationships, too.

So yeah, they'll act the repressed male so you'll get kinky not because their wife won't take it tied up/from behind/use toys, etc, but because they get off on that with anyone and it's a way to get you to be kinky.

So stop deluding yourself that you're some knowledgeable madame helping them open up into flowering sexual creatures. They're in their 40s - they've been around. And if they can lie to their wives, they can certainly lie to you.

And anyone who screws her friend's husband is a sad twat, not a cool cat.

I mean, ffs, there are enough men in the world that anyone with half an imagination can seek out elsewhere.

OFGS this is just some class of a student project on trying to wind up mums lol. You just couldn't take it seriously or be offended by it, it doesn't warrant such attention.

good post expat.

at that post, tbh. i am speechless, for once.

True, Carmenere.

As for affairs, nowadays, I'm too fecking lazy to be bothered with such high drama.

It has zero appeal to me.

I'd rather imagine it all up in my head.

The fantasy is better than the reality.

26th August 06?!?!

You like being second best? Gosh - you really do have ishoos.

Anyhow, as this a forum for parents I'd suggest you close the door on your way out.

Thanks awfully.

You don't have children. You don't want children. You are having an affair with a married man (with children?). You come here to post about it. To Mumsnet. A place for parents. Which you are not and do not wish to be.

What have you chosen this place for? What is your agenda? Who is your post aimed at?

Really though think about it, how would a high earning, happily single power bitch find herself on mn??She just wouldn't, it has to be a wind up.

Its never occured to me. I made a commitment

What kind of person seriously uses the pharse "flashy designer clothes" in a non-ironic sort of way? This is someone having a (not very funny) laugh.

yes

Haven read all this as it really would get me so angry.

I have worked in the health service and seen people at the end of their lives - i wonder who will be holing your hand when the time comes - will your lover be with you at the end.

I just cant stand this selfish behavior - on the one hand you say you dont want children because of over population ect - i think maybe you are just too selfish and good to i would not want you as my mother in any shape or form.

Its sex thats all - sorry to disappoint you but we can all do it, of course the men think it is great with you they dont have to have the pressures of a normal life (the one they really want to have and share with other humans).

Of course we all love expensive things - but i would rather be in rags begging on the street than to think that you could look me in the eye as a friend when all the time you are screwing my husband. Hope you look good in your designer gear when you are lying sick in a hospital.

Rant over - and yes i do feel better for it.
Should have stopped at nob like cod did!!

oh I am sorry I thought I was on the one word thread. so sorry.

Affairs belong in the realms of fantasy.

I fantasize about lots of men but I wouldn't actually do anything.

When I was much younger I used to cheat on my partner (I had no kids then) and the reality was very unpleasant.

However much of a buzz you might get from it to start off with, you soon feel like a real bitch and it all ends in tears, especially as men who will sleep with someone who is already in a relationship are usually scumbags.

LOL.

Yes, UD, it does remind me of this appallingly bad romance novel (and let's face it, I used to write them, they're all bad, it's just that the best ones are like 'Neighbours': so bad, they're kind of good) I read on holiday.

There were lots of flashy designer clothes and elegant jewellry involved in the 'plot'.

LOL.

As a woman who has just discovered h has been having affairs for years and may even have a child on the way with one even tho her hubby doesnt believe a word of it! No i would never have an affair and to those of you that are or are thinking of one. dont. the soul destroying gut wrenching pain is undescribable and i wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy [ not that i have any] I found h with woman 2 weeks ago and the rest of the affairs since and where is h? I have no friggin idea! He hasnt made contact in 2 weeks i have no number for him and no way of contacting him despite the fact our ds has a major operation next week. I dont feel the attacks on jazzi are justified at all it was a perfectly reasonable question to start a debate with.

Actually, I did think that the poster might be real. I was thinking the 'friend' (although pmsl at the concept that this thing calls itself a friend!) might have mentioned mumsnet and this creature decided to come here for spite.

ooh, look at me, my lover buys me "flashy" designer clothes. So he has shit taste in clothes AND women? Blimey.

pMSL at miss S

you wont be so cocky in years to come on your own at christmas and birthdays because you are old have no children, no man because they never stay with women like you and no friends either because you try to sleep with there husbands

I am pleased you earn loads of money your going to need it buying someone just to talk to