Would anyone else love to have an affair, but don't have the opportunity/guts etc???

[Jazzi]

Just following on from the other threads?????

Oooooooooooooo

GameGirly

I know about women like you. I hear it all the time from your husbands.

MS

"while he unloaded his struggles"

PMSL

Yes, darling.

You have no place on a website like this.

MissS, have you considered perhaps visiting a writers' forum?

It's all well and good using this site for a little character development, but really, you could use some help with your persona.

'Memoirs of a Geisha' is a very good book, written by a man, but remember that the geisha is a kept woman, not a high-flying career woman who spends two hours of her time listening to a bloke drone on about his troubles before servicing him sexually.

No, servicing him is the job of the geisha.

Your persona's a bit weak, and more than a bit outdated.

But, with the right feedback and support, perhaps there's a future for 'Miss Salacity' in the erotic literature sphere.

Also, stop reading 'Lace' and 'Riders'.

A great genre, highly entertaining, but a bit outdated.

Come on, ladies. The deluded slapper market is a bit crowded; MsS needs to make a name for herself somewhere. Where better to tout for clients than on a parenting website full of knackered mothers of small childre...

Oh, hang on. I haven't thought this through.

you misspelt awful and you meant 'memoirs of a geisha', not memories

apart from that, 10 / 10 for trying to convince us all of your marvellousness

I do like GameGirly's post of 15.59.

'hubby', yeah, that is well sexy.....

I think cod summed it up in her first post with 'you utter utter nob'
ROFL!

performing oral

so much more satisfying than making love with someone who you love, respect and can wake up with every day

We'll be the ones laughing when she's old and wrinkly and our husbands don't want to shag her anymore and she's all alone, with no children to care for her.

God, why am I bothering?!

Really, we shouldn't feed the troll ... but it's such FUN!

GameGirly!

You have absolutely nothing to worry to about. I am not out to steal them. Plus I only repsonded to the original post because it came up as a link in another forum about women in denial 'no not my husband' and then the first they hear of problems - wham they are in divorce court.

My simple point is that being in denial costs you. Thinking your man could be unique is costly. Not discussing 'needs' costs you. Pretending I am a character in Dallas is funny. Having your man go to a hooker is dangerous. And so on. You fill in the blanks...

Better me who only wants a 'part-time relationship' than some one out to steal him completely.

I just provided another point of view. Do with it what you will. But this is my last post here. Good night and good luck.

Don't go, I still don't know what a 'C' is!!!

So she's actually doing us all a favour!

Oh PMSL!!!

Miss Salacity - I see you enjoy charity work. Does that involve looking after the poor married men with such terrible home lives. You are a clearly performing a public service. Well done.

Bit at 'little minx?. Can't think there would ever be any time in my life when I would want to be one of those. But that's probably because I'm too down-trodden and domesticated. Ah well....

Orm - she is clearly empowered by all the peep-hole lingerie and the giving of the blow jobs. And the prostitution in general. Prostitution is very empowering for the modern woman. Did you not get the memo?

ha hah haha you a really brightening up a really dreary day

are you sitting in an internet cafe drinking meths!!!1

you can have my DH successful, funny, generous one problem he wouldnt touch someone like you with someone elses bargepole let alone his own

he call women like you BBD

because your always looking for a bigger better deal but i like a challenge bring it on

Yes of course. I remember now.

Now where did I put those crotchless knickers ....

Oh for god's sake woman!

If you're going to come here and dredge up old threads in order to do a magnificiently overplayed characterisation of a tacky cliche - then at least have the guts to stand by it and not cave when faced with nonchalant and clever humour rather than the outraged indignation you expected.

Come on woman, stick to your guns! I was really enjoying the whole Ms.Collins thing.

Bloody hell fanella! I've just looked and realised how old it is......

I think its pathetic that she just goes to bed when she can't keep up.

Actually the other thing that is annoying me is that she had made the assumption that none of behaved like she does before we met DHs etc Just because we are not mothers does not mean that we have not previously been mistresses. Am very very angry now.