On messaging someone who looked quite nice, I found this in my inbox: 'I'm also best as caring, kind, helpful, self sufficient, humble, sensitive, very communicative and a great sense of humor. Now that being said I must admit that healthy eating and fitness are an important part of my life along with the enjoyment of the outdoors. This includes boating, being in the sun, cycling, gardening or exploring the countryside on a horse ride. Full of energy, am truly young at heart and always living life to its fullest. Also know when to be playful or simply relaxed when need be. I do know my way around a kitchen and really enjoy cooking and hosting social functions for friends and family.
I do enjoy sports, but not a fanatic. If I miss a key game I’m just as happy to catch the highlights or read about it the next day. My life is in order, no drama, financially stable with many of my goals having been met; it's now time to enjoy life to the fullest with that special someone. I enjoy listening to all types of music (not rap), prefer classic rock, new country and a good blues guitar. I am self employed and my schedule is very flexible and I do take advantage of getting away as often as I can. I enjoy golf, tennis, travel, horse riding, good wine, going off to and exploring new places. I'm also very handy and have been through several remodeling projects over the years. I still have all of my hair, my teeth (still waiting for the first cavity) and am blessed with good health. I am looking to connect with someone who is active, fit, fun, intelligent, honest, and has a great sense of humor that also loves to cuddle and is also young at heart.
Would like to meet someone who enjoys being active, outdoors...that could include boating, sunshine, a day at the beach, or a simple day at home with a passion for being happy no matter where they are. This person should also be comfortable in where they're at and know what they are looking for in life and spending quality time with their partner. have dinner in a cool and quite place... I would hope that you have a strong circle of good friends, a compassion for your family and life as well as a strong desire NOT to be complacent. You are affectionate, sensual, passionate, attentive, loyal, enjoy kissing and the same in return. You are not desperate, nor a serial dater, but rather desire to be in a monogamous exclusive loving relationship. So if this seems to fit who you are and you love to laugh..'
This was early in my foray into OLD, so I gave it another go with a 'gosh you like doing a lot of things - but, let's say, what kind of day did you have at work today?!' type reply - and got another page of drivel about riding bareback across the sand.
I am glad I saved that paragraph - it's my benchmark for 'up-own-backside' ness and now I can share it!