What's your biggest, darkest fantasy ?!

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As the title asks, what is it ... ?!

I'm hoping to get many replies, as I'm assuming we're all having a Vodka or 2 this evening?!

You first

After you love

A full night's sleep.

Or a toastie.

Or a world where trolls put a bit of effort in.

I can't decide.

Right now I'd kill for a family size bag of minstrels and a bottle of fruit tango

Ooh - I fancy a toastie now.

Oh come on ladies ... ?! I'm talking smut ?!! Mine are very dark ...

You tell me yours & I'll tell you mine yeah?

tethers

Baked beans and cheese, Or cheese and onion with ketchup for dipping.

Dark fantasies eh? I often think about a hotel room with a complete boxset of Downton Abbey and thai and chinese food.

You have a very questioning nature, don't you, OP ?

Someone else flicking...... The kettle on!

90% dark chocolate fondants with vanilla cream

Wrong kind of dark?

Well I like a good deletion message

Oh god. Mine are depraved.

A whole uninterrupted night's sleeeeeeep...

Being able to take a shit at leisure without anyone trying to open the door....

NOt having to think of sarcastic replies to trolls who can't be bothered to put teh effort in anymore...

Ooooo double pie and mash with liqueur followed by cherry pie and custard from walthamstow.

A clean fridge

double pie ? That is filthy

I'm sorry anyfucker obviously I got to carried away there, kicks at the dirt, hangs head in shame at the utter filth in my mind and walks away sadly mumbling apologies.

Guilty head round and flick kettle and we'll say no more about it

Ooo pretty there's nothing more would please me then To come round yours and flick it

Would you like milk and sugar with it.

wish I hadn't clicked thread... I feel hungry now! damn the mentioners of toasties!!

Running away to the seaside!

A new living room carpet.