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What's your biggest, darkest fantasy ?!

113 replies

PistolAnnies · 19/01/2014 00:06

As the title asks, what is it ... ?!

I'm hoping to get many replies, as I'm assuming we're all having a Vodka or 2 this evening?! Wink

OP posts:
AnyFucker · 19/01/2014 00:08

You first

Hiphopopotamus · 19/01/2014 00:09

After you love

tethersend · 19/01/2014 00:11

A full night's sleep.

Or a toastie.

Or a world where trolls put a bit of effort in.

I can't decide.

Guiltypleasures001 · 19/01/2014 00:12

Right now I'd kill for a family size bag of minstrels and a bottle of fruit tango

PortofinoRevisited · 19/01/2014 00:12

Ooh - I fancy a toastie now.

PistolAnnies · 19/01/2014 00:13

Oh come on ladies ... ?! I'm talking smut ?!! Mine are very dark ... Blush

OP posts:
TheGinLushMinion · 19/01/2014 00:14

You tell me yours & I'll tell you mine yeah? Hmm

PortofinoRevisited · 19/01/2014 00:14

tethers Grin

PortofinoRevisited · 19/01/2014 00:15

Baked beans and cheese, Or cheese and onion with ketchup for dipping.

PortofinoRevisited · 19/01/2014 00:19

Dark fantasies eh? I often think about a hotel room with a complete boxset of Downton Abbey and thai and chinese food.

AnyFucker · 19/01/2014 00:20

You have a very questioning nature, don't you, OP ?

Prettykitty111 · 19/01/2014 00:21

Someone else flicking...... The kettle on!

ThePearShapedToad · 19/01/2014 00:22

90% dark chocolate fondants with vanilla cream

Wrong kind of dark?

twerkyswizzler · 19/01/2014 00:22

Well I like a good deletion message

Reality · 19/01/2014 00:22

Oh god. Mine are depraved.

A whole uninterrupted night's sleeeeeeep...

Being able to take a shit at leisure without anyone trying to open the door....

NOt having to think of sarcastic replies to trolls who can't be bothered to put teh effort in anymore...

StumbledintoMayhem · 19/01/2014 00:23

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Guiltypleasures001 · 19/01/2014 00:23

Ooooo double pie and mash with liqueur followed by cherry pie and custard from walthamstow.

McPheezingMyButtOff · 19/01/2014 00:24

A clean fridge

AnyFucker · 19/01/2014 00:24

double pie ? That is filthy

Guiltypleasures001 · 19/01/2014 00:26

I'm sorry anyfucker obviously I got to carried away there, kicks at the dirt, hangs head in shame at the utter filth in my mind and walks away sadly mumbling apologies.

Prettykitty111 · 19/01/2014 00:28

Guilty head round and flick kettle and we'll say no more about it Grin

Guiltypleasures001 · 19/01/2014 00:30

Ooo pretty there's nothing more would please me then To come round yours and flick it

Guiltypleasures001 · 19/01/2014 00:30

Would you like milk and sugar with it.

herladyship · 19/01/2014 00:30

wish I hadn't clicked thread... I feel hungry now! damn the mentioners of toasties!! Grin

HowBadCanThisGet · 19/01/2014 00:31

Running away to the seaside!

A new living room carpet.