What's your biggest, darkest fantasy ?!

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As the title asks, what is it ... ?!

I'm hoping to get many replies, as I'm assuming we're all having a Vodka or 2 this evening?!

My husband to stop snoring so I can go to bed, I can hear him through the ceiling

Was it sexual fantasies you were looking for, OP?

I have lots of those but equally I've done pretty much most of those now so they are not fantasies any more, but experiences...

( if not, then it would be to eat whatever I want and not put on weight...:) )

A game of sardines in a power cut

Om nom nom

Opening a box of black magic...just to sniff it.

Murder...

Just milk. Ill get the triple chocolate no calorie biscuits out too. After all this is a darkest fantasy thread...

Come on Op, don't be shy!

Double Chocolate Stout

PHWOAR

I actually just had to get up out of bed and make a bread and hummus sandwich.

Adam Scott on toast.

Failing that, some toast.

Maybe with Marmite for the darkness?

Mordor.

Pretty big. Pretty dark. All fantasy.

Does going to visit the Mariana's Trench count?

Walking, surely that's just a hummous sandwich? Don't all sandwiches have bread?

Btw I love hummous, but on a sandwich?

Well I'd really like to see the Northern Lights.

My cat is black and pretty large too. I fantasise that he doesn't hog the sofa.

Yeh, I thought that after I wrote it. Doh! I was pretty tired... :)

I think dark murderous thoughts about the people next door when they wake me up. Early rising bastards.

I fantasise about getting a new pair of shoes as all mine have holes in them.

The vodka part gave it away really didn't it.

I fantasize about having a really good hoover that sucks up all the dog hair, ooo the thought makes my knees wobble.

She didn't spill her smutty darkest fantasy then?

There's a surprise.

Right now I'm fantasising about bacon and egg with brown sauce.

Lush!

I'm fantasising that the Force will magically decorate my son's cake.