What's your biggest, darkest fantasy ?!

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As the title asks, what is it ... ?!

I'm hoping to get many replies, as I'm assuming we're all having a Vodka or 2 this evening?!

Easy rider with Nigella on a Cruiser all leathered up not Dennis Hopper

Green & blacks expresso chocolate.

Oh and a dog that doesn't wee everywhere...

And a drill so I can put up those curtains from
Ikea that are still under the stairs.... That I would KILL for

Yeah, the vodka gave it away

Those blackberry and apple pies they've got at McD's at the moment are lovely. I wouldn't say I have dark fantasies about them but they are good.

That dp could spend a whole night in bed with me...without snoring or farting.

Visiting Mariana's trench?
Is that. Euphemism???

That I could go smother DP for the times he kept waking me up with his snoring and get away with it...

No, Hopping, what's your mind like?

It's dark and it's big, and I'm a biologist. I'd love to take a look at the deep sea fish there.

Aww diddums OP! Didn't get what you asked for then?

Picnic I roasted my gob on one of those

I prefer a bit of grated carrot with my hummus sandwich.

Leftover Chinese from the night before... Preferably sweet and sour chicken!

Leftover chinese (or curry) for breakfast is bloody marvellous!

I'll bite.
These two guys doing my gardening. While I'm sat back eating an entire packet of chocolate hobnobs.
Seriously, I fucking hate gardening.

Panettone bread and butter pudding with brandy cream.

8 hours unbroken sleep

Brilliant answers :)

Bed... With a bottle of pink fizz and a three course French meal in the middle of the day.

Also passing my degree with a first and feeling boss about myself!

Just had leftover Chinese. Beef with cashew nits and a little bit of lamb something - forget what. Living the dream...

Being able to get off the sofa. I'm ill. (There's lots of bodily fluids and I had the light off for a while. Is that the kinda thing?)

World peace

Oh and a fabulous bag of chips. They're rubbish round here

PerpendicularVince - if you mix bicarbonate of soda with bleach into a paste, get a little brush and paint on the grouting, leave overnight then wash off. Brings your grouting back to whiteness - it's amazing!

A utility room complete with a large bath and hose attachment. I actually dreamt about it last night. I have dogs and a mud bath for a garden.

My fantasies have been shared with my hubby and ones we want to try, done or going to be done, ones that either of us just want to keep as fantasies, kept as just fantasies.

I think the big question is, if anyone has sexual fantasies they don't feel able to share with their OH and if so, why not? I wouldn't expect anyone to answer that question either but I think it's one anyone in a relationship should consider.