What's your biggest, darkest fantasy ?!

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As the title asks, what is it ... ?!

I'm hoping to get many replies, as I'm assuming we're all having a Vodka or 2 this evening?!

Joysmum I don't think you are with the programme.

For you :

Actually I give it 10 mins before somebody turns up here telling us yet again about their younger housemate that they have night time relations with on a regular basis.
I would be disappointed on their behalf for them to miss the opportunity.

Arf pear

I don't have any.
Mine are all pink and fluffy and princess-y...

Journo alert,i
Roast lunch with fluffy potatoes not tooth breakers,kids washing up, liz Jones size 14 filling my dishwasher...sorry.

Well I thought mine was peace and quiet until I saw the new carpet comment. I want a new carpet now

Are cashew nits nice?

A huge, cold, very alcoholic cocktail, full of rum, fresh juice and ice...

Not dark enough? Ok...after sundown on a Caribbean beach watching the waves twinkling in the moonlight...

I used to fantasize about dressing my old CEO up as Little Bopeep and drowning him in a pit of diseased goat vomit.

Is that what you're looking for OP?

Me, my husband, a luxury mountain chalet, a cook, no clothes, no kids, no work, no internet. Bliss.

Taking less than half an hour to turn over in bed at night is a fantasy at the mo, (and dark?)

Not after sympathy or anything, but my fantasy is finding that my darling husband who died in my arms in November 1992, after just one hour of illness - massive brain haemhorrage (spelling?), I resuscitated him and kept him going but he died again before ambulance, doc., arrived, isn't dead after all, but I wake up and there he is beside me, saying 'Surprise surprise ... here I am'.

I know it won't happen but for those few seconds when I wake up, my fantasy is there and feels so real. I am honestly a very happy person, wonderful memories of him but I do miss him loads.

Bit late to it but Porto that recipe link is to die for. I need a toastie maker in my life dammit. Shepard pie toasties are my deepest darkest fantasy!

Am I the only one who's thinking that had OP put the MN beverage of choice then nobody would be none the wiser to the troll-ery?

oldgrandmama

so sorry OldGrandmama

So sorry OldGrandmama

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oldgrandmama :(