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Should I be threatened by a vibrator

190 replies

booboo4 · 02/12/2013 20:14

Basically I think I am getting side-lined due to a vibrator and today increased that fear.

To cut a long story short, I have a rather high libido and I am aware of this and try to control it. My GF wasn't feeling great this morning (flu/cold) but I was rather horny. I decided against making this obvious as I could tell she wasn't in the mood....very snappy with me, telling me she feels like crap etc and decided to pleasure myself. Subsequently I have found out she decided to do this to herself aswell after I left for work.

Am I being paranoid, but both of us pleasuring ourselves in the morning at different times surely isn't right. If we both wanted to have that 'sensation' surely we could have shared it...this isn't the first time this has happened.

Any advice would be welcome.

OP posts:
LRDtheFeministDragon · 02/12/2013 23:24

Night doctrine.

Enjoy the nuclear reactor. I myself am waiting for DH to finish picking his toes and shaving his nuckles, and as a special treat I'll veet my beard. We're in the honeymoon stage, you know.

TheDoctrineOfSanta · 02/12/2013 23:26

Aw, LRD, that's so sweet

Xmas Grin
MistAllChuckingFrighty · 02/12/2013 23:27

Take it easy, LRD. Don't want to give the poor guy an anoxic brain injury.

Try to keep at least some blood going to the ole grey matter.

Offred · 02/12/2013 23:27

Ha ha ha ha! LRD... I had a lovely day of shagging today with newish boyfriend your beard post reminded me of how when he was cuddling me he leaned right over my face, gently stroked my top lip and said "in this light, at this angle you can just see a trace of a moustache"... Made me collapse in giggles... Mainly because I have beard envy (he has massive Marx style beard) and would love to have a full beard and he knows it!

LRDtheFeministDragon · 02/12/2013 23:28

We keep the romance alive, doctrine. We're very sexy in that way.

mist - no worries, he's not that bright, bless him. Wink

TheDoctrineOfSanta · 02/12/2013 23:28

I've still got "I'll Never Tell" playing in my head though,

It's the "His penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe" line...

LRDtheFeministDragon · 02/12/2013 23:29

I am full of admiration for your moustache, offred. I am slightly lying about mine really, but DH is hairy enough for both of us, and I do plait my leg hair at every chance.

LRDtheFeministDragon · 02/12/2013 23:30
Offred · 02/12/2013 23:30

Oh that does disappoint me... Oh how I'd love a proper beard... Does feel sometimes Movember has been deliberately designed to torture me.

MistAllChuckingFrighty · 02/12/2013 23:30

I find my massively hirsute muff is quite sufficient to give my man that tell tale glow.

LRDtheFeministDragon · 02/12/2013 23:32
Grin

I am with mist.

TheDoctrineOfSanta · 02/12/2013 23:32

Mmm....

MistAllChuckingFrighty · 02/12/2013 23:33

It plays fucking havoc with my plughole though.

LRDtheFeministDragon · 02/12/2013 23:33
Shock

I don't think this is quite the moment for mentioning plugholes!

JoinYourPlayfellows · 02/12/2013 23:33

No-one has said anyone is an idiot. Do calm down and try reading it again.

:o

So now I'm an idiot who can't read.

You told Milly that her experiences were just suggested to her by a journalist.

You might not think that's calling someone an idiot. But I do.

lola0106 · 02/12/2013 23:35

I assumed op was female, very sorry if I have that wrong! Blush

Either way, I don't think what your gf did was wrong unless you have previously talked about how this makes you feel. is she aware how you feel about it? I think communication is the issue here and agree that having a talk about it is the best course of action.

MistAllChuckingFrighty · 02/12/2013 23:36

Join come on, lighten up and play with us. Tell us about your plughole experiences.

TheDoctrineOfSanta · 02/12/2013 23:37

The number of control rods inserted and the distance by which they are inserted can be varied to cotton the reactivity of the reactor.

Well, quite Xmas Blush

Offred · 02/12/2013 23:38

No I didn't I said the g spot was made up by journalists, which is a completely different thing.

LRDtheFeministDragon · 02/12/2013 23:38

I got a terrible load of suds in mine. Sad

Murder, it were, getting them all out.

(I feel I'm slipping into the persona of an Edwardian housemaid, but you must excuse me, I'm reading the new Cazalets book.)

TheDoctrineOfSanta · 02/12/2013 23:38

To cotton = to control

SchroSawMargeryDaw · 02/12/2013 23:38

I'm surprised no one has questioned OP on his post about how he knows she isn't faking it because of the type of relationship they have and that we are to trust him on this.

OP this may be your problem, if your relationship comes with any special expectations in regards to sex then it may well be that she just can't be bothered with the fuss around it/is getting bored of it.

Offred As someone who has had more than one type of orgasm, I know exactly what you are trying to explain. I'm another non-believer of the "G-Spot".

MistAllChuckingFrighty · 02/12/2013 23:39

Watch out for that Housemaid's Knee. Most incapacitating.

Offred · 02/12/2013 23:40

My plug hole has a blockage... I have had a right good go at it with the plunger to no avail...

MistAllChuckingFrighty · 02/12/2013 23:40

Shro, we were too pissing ourselves about the tell-tale glow to question the poor sap any further Grin