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can you just ask someone for sex?

411 replies

secretsatan · 11/11/2013 22:45

If you suspect that someone fancies you, how wrong is it to just ask them if they'd like some sex?

I'm not up for a relationship at all. But I'd really like some sex.

I don't think subtle is going to work. Or at least it will take too long. Or they might think I want to go out with them.

remind me how this works. It's been a while.

OP posts:
SPsDoesntLikeChaffingFishnets · 13/11/2013 17:20

I remember finally getting a friends with benefits. I got so nervous I drank loads, met him in town, had jager bombs/vodka shots.

In taxi to mine I had my head out of the window like a dog. Got to my garden and was sick everywhere. He spent the early hours rubbing my back while I spewed til I passed out.

He came back a few days later to do what we had planned to Wink

If he came back after that first impression then anything is possible

TawdryTatou · 13/11/2013 17:25

Just think how fucking ace he'll be feeling.

You're a dead cert for a bit of the other, mark my words.

AnnieLobeseder · 13/11/2013 17:30

"recreational sex".

In a text

In an effort to be seductive.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Sorry OP, I hope he can see through the awkward drunkenness of it and agrees to give you a right good seeing to.

But HA HA HA HA!!!

Grin
HogFucker · 13/11/2013 17:36

Please update OP - I need to go out in a while ...

GoofyIsACow · 13/11/2013 17:50

Has he replied yet... Or are you busy shagging him? Grin

cantthinkofagoodone · 13/11/2013 17:52

I can only hope op is too busy being shagged senseless. living vicariously

Kernowgal · 13/11/2013 18:15

Sigh... oh to have someone I wanted to bump uglies with!

I am living vicariously through this thread. Hope his response was positive OP!

HectorVector · 13/11/2013 18:31

I'm sorry but I absolutely must mark my place on this thread!

headlesslambrini · 13/11/2013 18:43

shameless place marking.

secretsatan · 13/11/2013 18:47

I like the place marking, it's validation that at least my plight is interesting Smile

OP posts:
Clargo55 · 13/11/2013 18:50

Has he replied?

HotDogSlaughter · 13/11/2013 18:56

OMB he can't just not post back ! He can't!!

OnceUponAThyme · 13/11/2013 19:00

place marking. I must know outcomes Grin

toffeesponge · 13/11/2013 19:03

Good luck.

Wink.

BearsInMotion · 13/11/2013 19:05
Fisharefriendsnotfood · 13/11/2013 19:27

What is your gut feeling on why he hasn't responded OP? You know him (non carnally) at least

secretsatan · 13/11/2013 19:33

I think I've scared him to death TBH. Sad

OP posts:
FluffyJumper · 13/11/2013 19:34

We know he's shy Grin maybe that's it.

These things are usually fuelled by alcohol in RL (and the OPs original message lets not forget). Maybe he needs some Dutch courage before he replies.

FluffyJumper · 13/11/2013 19:34

Maybe now is time for the beaver line?

Lavenderhoney · 13/11/2013 19:36

Is he on fb now? You can see from the sidebar.

Is his mobile on his info? Ring it. Or text.

You could add a message and say " Gosh that came out all wrong. Love to see you to explain. Are you free tomorrow" just suggest a bar and not your place, in case he thinks you will answer the door naked with a rose between your teeth:)

flatbellyfella · 13/11/2013 19:38

He probably thinks you do it all the time, not just this once,and feels he has to just ignore it. Send another.

onlypassing · 13/11/2013 19:40

Any normal man would leap at this chance in a fraction of a second!! Seriously!! He must be extremely abnormal....

secretsatan · 13/11/2013 20:06

I sent something less filthy. he's not read it.

I think he's going to go the restraining order route. hey ho. I thought he liked me. Sad

I'll leave him alone now.

sorry to disappoint.

OP posts:
Catsmamma · 13/11/2013 20:07

oooh this is fun!

I sometimes text dh to ask if he fancies daysex and then when he rplies in about a nanosecond i say we'll do it at bedtime :D

Leave a bottle of voddie on his desk with an Alice in WOnderland type instruction Drink me and Message her on a label!

FluffyJumper · 13/11/2013 20:15

Ah well, better to have loved and lost...