can you just ask someone for sex?

[secretsatan]

If you suspect that someone fancies you, how wrong is it to just ask them if they'd like some sex?

I'm not up for a relationship at all. But I'd really like some sex.

I don't think subtle is going to work. Or at least it will take too long. Or they might think I want to go out with them.

remind me how this works. It's been a while.

Oh I am sorry OP..

Well done you for being brave xx

can you text him in a few days and say 'oh no texted the wrong Paul thought you were my FWB Paul' oops! To make it look like a genuine mistake texting wrong person?

Sorry Op, hope you're not feeling glum this evening. You sound absolutely scrummy. X

don't send anything else. just wait.

he probably can't believe his luck and is wondering if it's a trap from one of his friends.

Grrr what is wrong with these blokes lol

We are led to believe they are all sex crazed animals who want to fuck at the drop of a hat. My personal experience and the last two threads of this nature ive read tell a totally different story

Sorry OP. Hope there is a happy update at some point xxxxx

Sorry you did not get the shag response you hoped for OP.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained huh?

Should have used the beaver poem Op

I know SP. your sage advice, gone to waste and look where it got me. I will learn. next one, it'll be beaver poem all the way.

all is not lost, is it ?

Are you likely to see him about secretsatan ?

I hope not [

Oh no! How embarrassing

NO! Don't tell him it was for your FWB. He might think you are something you aren't.

I'm sorry you didn't get the reply you wanted. When will you next have to see him?

in a few weeks I suppose. I'll be fine.

Oh SS I am sorry. This thread really cheered me up until I realised he stupidly wasn't up for it. I also have my eye on a bloke who seems interested and I am seeing him tomorrow but I can never pluck up the courage.
In solidarity I will be blatant and make it clear I am up for it!!!

I used one of sp's lines this evening. I think im going to make it my new mission to use 1 sp line a day in conversation and see the reaction

It might make him think this sex kitten is good in bed AND likes sex! He might not be able to resist then! Hopefully :)

Ooh, SillyBilly, what was the line, who did you use it on and what was the response?

I used the tulips on an organ with an ex colleague/fling. Response was "now that's what im talking about"

SP is my guru, if she wasn't already.

Have to decide which one to use tomorrow and who on.

I may attempt one at the weekend