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can you just ask someone for sex?

411 replies

secretsatan · 11/11/2013 22:45

If you suspect that someone fancies you, how wrong is it to just ask them if they'd like some sex?

I'm not up for a relationship at all. But I'd really like some sex.

I don't think subtle is going to work. Or at least it will take too long. Or they might think I want to go out with them.

remind me how this works. It's been a while.

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Granville72 · 13/11/2013 13:57

Are you two friends on facebook? If not the message can go in to the 'others' folder and a lot of people don't know they've got a message.

Stop checking, he's probably at work, working and not living his life on facebook.

secretsatan · 13/11/2013 14:04

no secret message, She said she wanted butterflies feeling :o

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BitOutOfPractice · 13/11/2013 14:06

Oh the 13:39 message is blank for me Confused

sebsmummy1 · 13/11/2013 14:12

Ha ha I got that earlier when I thought if lost my keys!!!!

There is no way he won't reply. The only bloke I know who would turn down sex is my OH!!

secretsatan · 13/11/2013 14:46

We have a green dot.

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angel1976 · 13/11/2013 14:48
secretsatan · 13/11/2013 14:48

THE TICK HAS ARRIVED.

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MadBusLady · 13/11/2013 14:50

Oh, oh!

ZombieMojaveWonderer · 13/11/2013 14:51

My ex just walks up to women and says 'fancy a fuck?' It works sometimes apparently. I guess if you ask a whole club someone is bound to say yes Wink

secretsatan · 13/11/2013 14:56

I have to go out. If he replies you'll be the first to know.

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Granville72 · 13/11/2013 14:58

you can't go out now woman

Theimpossiblegirl · 13/11/2013 15:08

Don't go out, come back!
I'm sure he'll say yes, you are obviously fabulous company from the way you have me crying with laughter and I (probably) don't even know you.

SnapespeareSong · 13/11/2013 15:27

No!!!! You can't go out! I have to go out.

Hurry up OP!!

SPsDoesntLikeChaffingFishnets · 13/11/2013 15:37

No! Don't go out!

I need to know how it pams out for future reference Grin

If it works you have to PM the message you sent so I can do a group drunk text Grin

JeanPaget · 13/11/2013 15:37

Oh dear god the tension

MrsHelsBels74 · 13/11/2013 15:40

I can't bear it!

Fisharefriendsnotfood · 13/11/2013 15:48

Is anyone else's mn playing silly buggers?

neiljames77 · 13/11/2013 15:54

I thought the latest metaphor for this kind of thing was for a woman to say to a man, "are you any good at putting up shelves?"

spiderlight · 13/11/2013 15:54
DoctorTwo · 13/11/2013 15:57

Good luck OP.

purrtrillpadpadpad · 13/11/2013 16:01

Maybe she'll be walking down an Autumnal leaf-strewn lane with winter sunshine glinting off her hair and he will touch her shoulder and say, 'you had me at shit'.

MadBusLady · 13/11/2013 16:05
Grin
Granville72 · 13/11/2013 16:05

why is there no rofl smiliey

ExcuseTypos · 13/11/2013 16:05

Oh how exciting! Hope you get an encouraging answer.

FarelyKnuts · 13/11/2013 16:06

'you had me at shit' :o