Inspired by reading this on Chumplady.....
Hows this…. “I never thought you trusted me, so I had an affair to prove you never trusted me. See! I was right!” This is the explanation I got.
Yup, there’s something about cheating that seems to bring on sudden mental retardation. How can someone even SAY that with a straight face?
My personal favourite from my cheater was “I am not in a place where I feel comfortable talking about this yet. You need to wait until I am ready, this has been so traumatic.” I posted it on CL, and I am still to this day amazed that he ever had the gall to say it.