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I need to get laid

315 replies

fastdriver · 26/04/2013 14:37

That's it really.

I separated six months ago (after several sexless years). I was a faithful wife.

I don't want another relationship, I don't want to shag anyone else's man (either deliberately or inadvertently), I don't want to end up with genital herpes of anything similar.

I want a NS relationship that's mostly about sex (God I sound desperate Grin).

I'm fussy about men, don't like bald or shaved heads, beards, paunches or poor hygiene.

I'm 42 and reasonably attractive.

How do I make this happen? Most men are gagging for it, aren't they? It can't be that difficult but I don't know where to start...

Has anyone been in this situation or can give me any advice?

OP posts:
Darkesteyes · 27/04/2013 01:20

Watching Father Ted and wanting to ride Bishop Brennan. Thats how much i want it at the mo. Would ride him till dawn.

spenceuk · 27/04/2013 16:05

Yoni i didnt call you a twat there must of been a misunderstanding.

Darkesteyes times must be hard if you want bishop brennan

Loulybelle · 27/04/2013 16:11

Spence, dark has hit rock bottom. im nearly there.

spenceuk · 27/04/2013 16:15

well dont worry Louly, i will meet you there

Loulybelle · 27/04/2013 16:57

Tis comfy down here too, might stay.

spenceuk · 27/04/2013 17:42

there are certainly worse places to be

Loulybelle · 27/04/2013 17:57

Oh indeed there are Spence, like Leeds Grin

spenceuk · 27/04/2013 18:05

ha ha, harsh but fair

Loulybelle · 27/04/2013 18:05

I do try to be fair Spence.

ItsYoniYappy · 27/04/2013 18:13

Sorry spence I think you were calling POF 'twats' reading back.

Loullybelly you're only 30 get your ass of the dating sites and out into that RL world.

I've been unsociable this weekend, in bed by 9pm last night asleep by 11pm, up at 8am, bed 1.30pm, up 3.30pm....

I will try harder next weekend

spenceuk · 27/04/2013 18:15

its ok Yoni i hope i didnt sound rude i just would never call a woman that i know how offensive it can be.

Louly glad you to hear your fair

Loulybelle · 27/04/2013 18:16

Yoni, i try but with a 5 yr old, limited funds, its not always easy, plus i overdid it last night and puked my guts up at quarter to 2, glad i binned that vodka.

spenceuk · 27/04/2013 18:25

louly i can imagine its difficult. Hope your feeling ok though it doesnt sound nice what happened

Loulybelle · 27/04/2013 18:28

Im ok Spence, just trying to write 1500 words, and the essay needs to be in on monday, gonna be winging it again.

spenceuk · 27/04/2013 18:30

hope you manage to get it done, im sure you will though

its a few beers chilling out in front of the tele for me tonight

Loulybelle · 27/04/2013 18:34

I will, even though its boring.

Beers and telly sounds good. I wish i didnt drink all the So Co now.

spenceuk · 27/04/2013 18:37

what is your essay about?

I used to always have one drink to relax me while doing essays when i was at uni

Loulybelle · 27/04/2013 18:42

500 words on summerising research data and then 1000 words arguing that "Good fences make good neighbours"

Didnt realise Social sciences was so engaging, rather go back to the counselling studies.

spenceuk · 27/04/2013 18:45

i dont envy you at all sounds complicated.

Im sure it will be all worth it though when you qualify

Loulybelle · 27/04/2013 18:47

Not complicated just so boring, i got essays right up til october.

spenceuk · 27/04/2013 18:50

it will all soon be over, at least you can come on here for support when needed, everyone on here when i needed support were amazing

Loulybelle · 27/04/2013 18:54

Yeah, cant fault it.

spenceuk · 27/04/2013 18:58

right i will stop disturbing you im gonna get myself a beer

Loulybelle · 27/04/2013 19:00

Yes, i fail i blame you, if i get desperate, i'll be sitting in the bath writing for 2 hour. :)

spenceuk · 27/04/2013 19:01

a nice long bath will sort you out but ok thats fair i will take them blame :)