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Aren't willys rather unattractive?

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DippyDoohDahDay · 04/04/2013 15:20

That's it really, just wondering if I am odd! Men seem to think we are all so keen to play with them. Am out of EA relationship and am just sitting here thinking, well, do I really want another willy in my life?!

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LetsFaceTheMusicAndDance · 04/04/2013 15:22

Tell you what, get your knickers off and squat over a mirror.
They're a damned sight prettier than that IMHO.

RatPants · 04/04/2013 15:22

I think they have a certain erm, charm. But all human body parts are quite strange looking when you think about it. Grin

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DippyDoohDahDay · 04/04/2013 15:25

Lets face, take your point.
Maybe it's me..if I feel positive about the person maybe I will like the bit that is attached to them!

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McBalls · 04/04/2013 15:26

I think they're marvellous.

CogitoErgoSometimes · 04/04/2013 15:28

Pretty obvious that you have to like the attached person. Have you been offered a disembodied willy or something.....?

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DippyDoohDahDay · 04/04/2013 15:28

Some are a lot less attractive than others though.
?

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Fairylea · 04/04/2013 15:29

It's not what they look like but what they do :)

All genitals are rather ugly in my opinion... I guess that's why they call it "bumping uglies".

CockyFox · 04/04/2013 15:31

My DHs is gorgeous I can't help but touch it. My ex fiances was ugly and I avoided it whenever I could.
DH is a much nicer person so it could be that. Also ex was circumcised whereas DH is as nature intended.

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DippyDoohDahDay · 04/04/2013 15:31

Cogito, isn't that called a vibrator?
As I say, it's probably more about where my head is at but I just wondered if I was in the small minority that thinks they are not that attractive, well not in the way that some men want them to be worshipped daily.
Maybe I'm just weary!

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TWinklyLittleStar · 04/04/2013 15:31

A random willy is weird looking. An attractive lover's erect penis is incredibly sexy. All about context, which includes the man whose willy it is.

McBalls · 04/04/2013 15:31

Is it really penises that are bothering you?
Could it be more the idea of another relationship after your previous experience and you're fixating on the penis as a way of not having to think too deeply?

Anyway, yeah...it's quite odd to be so genital-focused, I would say.

LetsFaceTheMusicAndDance · 04/04/2013 15:34

TBH I don't buy into the 'seen 1, seen them all' theory. All the ones I've handled have been different. Pity the best was also attached to the first - who was also the one I should never have let go....Sad

TunipTheVegedude · 04/04/2013 15:34

Do men want them to be worshipped daily? That sounds a bit wankerish to me.

I think your problem, OP, is that you have been going out with a character from a D.H. Lawrence novel.

TWinklyLittleStar · 04/04/2013 15:36

I think the man, not the penis, has been the problem. DH certainly doesn't expect me to worship his daily.

LetsFaceTheMusicAndDance · 04/04/2013 15:36

YY Tunip

And a bloke without some sense of playfulness about himself is a really major turn off.

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DippyDoohDahDay · 04/04/2013 15:36

Mc balls, it probably is the relationship bit, and my xh expected sex daily. Have been on dating site too, had a reasonable profile and got fed up with the cock pictures I was receiving with charming suggestions like 'fancy a nosh?'

Have removed my profile and hung up my boots!

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LetsFaceTheMusicAndDance · 04/04/2013 15:37

Eeew yes. Don't blame you. That's nasty.

Fairylea · 04/04/2013 15:38

If my dh wanted me to worship his cock I'd whack it with a copy of a holy book. Who wants to worship a cock? Half the population have them. It's no biggie.... well, it might be or it could be a smallie.

Fairylea · 04/04/2013 15:38

If my dh wanted me to worship his cock I'd whack it with a copy of a holy book. Who wants to worship a cock? Half the population have them. It's no biggie.... well, it might be or it could be a smallie.

TunipTheVegedude · 04/04/2013 15:40

Yes, that would be very offputting and if you want to do internet dating you need to find a better dating site, where men don't behave like that. They do exist, I promise, though they might be the ones you have to pay for.

I think to a large degree, men who send photos of their cocks to strange women on the internet are not in fact doing so because they seriously believe said women will find it a turn-on, it's just another form of flashing.

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DippyDoohDahDay · 04/04/2013 15:41

I guess if you have selfish lover then it seems like they want to be worshipped.
I think I did used to think willies were rather fun..

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SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 04/04/2013 15:43

yadbu!

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DippyDoohDahDay · 04/04/2013 15:46

I am being unreasonable?

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SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 04/04/2013 15:47

Yes. Willies are wonderful!

HoobleDooble · 04/04/2013 15:50

Ha ha ha Letsface, you have just made my day! Am totalled pee'd off and "Get your knickers off and squat over a mirror!" will now be my default answer to anyone who hassles me for the rest of the afternoon,regardless of gender or subject matter.