His mother should've swallowed

[LouP19]

Is this title too rude?!!!

I appreciate everyone warning caution. Trust me, I'm using this place to rant and rave and swear and all that,... at the moment I haven't done anything. And even if I do manage to locate him (with some first class help!) I might not necessarily do anything with that information just yet. But I would just like to know, that's all, instead of driving round looking for his car all the time,.... Just this knowledge will make me feel a bit more empowered.

All advice on here is very helpful - the calm, the practical, the hysterical, the funny, the 'been there done that', it's all amazing and I value all of it.

Beckamaw BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! Brilliant!

Good grief - what an arse. I hope his chutney goes rancid

That's what Iteo is saying, Scarlet...that she's pleased Lou has got it correct.
Just sayin'....

Ha ha agree with your title, if not that then he should have been shot on some tissue and flushed down the fucking loo.

Just been catching up from the last thread and .......
OMFG this cheap, idiotic piece of absolute wankstain just really takes the piss.....CAR WASHING SPONGE :@ :@

I'd want to do the same as you Lou and get the locks changed but I'd also want to stay on the right side of the law. Yeah, you could "play" dumb and pretend you've lost your keys and don't say nothing but then it's a waste of time if you then have to give him a set :(
I think I would add more security - you have a reasonable explanation for wanting to do so, he's coming in and raiding your possessions FGS, clothes, letters addressed to him, personal belongings I can understand but food stuff, cutlery and DIY items are taking the piss. What's next the carpet from under your feet or the clothes from your back???

Shared items/household stuff are exactly that until it's decided and agreed upon who gets what - the guy has zero shame or self respect.
Stay strong Lou, you are fab and hope tomorrow goes well xxx

**sorry for being vulgar at the start but I'm so for you.

"Branston Pickle" would be a fab title for your next thread

Ha ha ha ha! I read 'OW's giant mutt' as 'OW's giant muff'!!
She probably has both, to be fair.

Delurking here Lou to send you my support, you're doing so brilliantly, and there will be so many of us here to give you a poke should you waver.

I am suggesting "He's got himself in a right Branston's, hasn't he?" for your next thread and also that if BabylonPI finds out his new address we should all post him a random jar of chutney.

You really do sound like a fab person, you know.

This is all getting very funny. You are all so funny, love the limerick. An old neighbour from where we live has just called me and used some rather unlikely language to describe him - made me smile!!

There is real mileage in this. Someone said to me at work that I could write a bestseller about this one day.

Oh Lou you should! I'd love to see his chutney face when you're topping best-sellers lists!

Rooting for Babylon!

Not a frequent poster but am full of admiration for you... The thought of Babylon pi kept me going at work all day...I too can offer plum chutney and a teaspoon in celebration...thinking of you.

Like so many people, I am de-lurking as I just wanted to say -

Good luck for your scan tomorrow, I hope it goes well for you. It should be a special time for you - don't let the chunt spoil it.

I think you are fab - he is a dickwad and not worth your bother.

Sending you virtual hugs (and sending him virtual squits, the chutney hoarding twatface)

xxx

Hope BabylonPI is OK! It is getting quite late. I know noone else was concerned about her getting caught up in this, but I am.

Wondering how the squeaky bikers are gettin on....

Maybe he stopped at Tesco on his way back to whatever rock he is living under. Two grown adults,I'm sure are safe. Babylon may not update Lou until they are home safely.

I'm fine, no need to worry. I have just text Lou - thank you for all the good lucks and concerns but I'm seriously ok or will be when I get these frigging leather strides off

Portofino - wind tour neck in there luv. She has her hubby with her and has promised not to engage with chutneyfuck so just support Lou like a good girl will ya?

Yay for Babylon!! Knew you would be ok. Hope you're not too sweaty...

Yay Babylon

Woohoo!
Yay for the Squeaky Bikers!!!

And Beckamaw bloody brilliant Limerick!!

Leather trews are now off - I'd forgotten how restrictive they were

:)

Yeah - bloody exciting night - stalking the dh of a complete stranger. Bet you feel all warm and tingly now. How can you not see that this is a BAD thing to do. It is ridiculous to get involved to this degree. I discussed this with my dh who said he would say I was bloody mad even to suggest it. NO WAY would have gone along with this. Did you have to getr a babysitter in?

Ooh well done BabylonPI I think you need a theme tune!

Lou you are an inspiration in how you're handling this. I hope you have got what you need. Best off luck for tomorrow.