please please help

[LouP19]

I have come home and my husband has moved out all of his belongings. Everything, even the garage is clear. He dropped me off after work and said he had to go and play cricket and needed some time on his own. I was distraught and said we needed to talk. Things haven't been right for a few weeks, he has denied somebody else.

All of his belongings are gone. I am shaking. No one knows where he has gone. Married 5 years, no kids. Please please help.

LouP// I love your version, but couldn't resist doing another one!:

Since you were not behaving and not replying to my texts, I thought I'd return the favour. Hopefully you were suffering greatly, not hearing from me, wondering where I was, thinking about how much you want me back, etc. I was gleefully looking at my phone imagining you in pain. It was oh so much fun! Besides, it makes me look better in front of OW that you are upset and sad to lose me. I mean, what a great catch am I???

Oh yes, I can also play the good person! In fact, let me try doing it right now. See how caring I am, asking about the cats? While you, being callous and actually outright rude, refuse to answer me. If you think about it, if you weren't so calculating and cold, I may not have left you! Think about that!

Anyway. I'm telling my mommy and daddy what a horrible person you are. I'll be sure to tell them about the cats as well. Ok, I think I punished long enough. You are probably stuck to your phone, waiting for any signal from me. Ahhh I'd love to see it! I luuuurve being loved. Love me!

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WHAT. A. TWUNT.

Do you reckon he's working up to custody of the cats, hence he's documenting repeated enquiries after their health?

"I would have appreciated an acknowledgement yesterday too." Fuck off! Gone are the days when he can expect anything from you, except a solicitor's letter.

Hi Lou,
I hope you're sleeping peacefully now, glad your dad has come round to look after you- dads rule!
Now that you have a contact address please can you pm it to all the ladies on your thread? We can all send him a lovely jar of chutney then he'll know that half the english speaking female world know he's a retentive little cunt with a worrying chutney habit and a philandering cock.
He'd be very confused. It'd be good.

Excellent!

LouP. You continue to be an inspiration to us all.

RE the Olympics;
Boris Johnson won 100m gold for GB;
Jessica Ennis broke a finger nail in the first event and had to pull out;
Someone from a small island that no one has ever heard of won all the swimming medals;

and Andy Murray won the gold for the mens singles and silver in the mixed doubles!

Enjoy a good nights sleep in preparation for fleecing the chutney muncher at the solicitors tomorrow.

I'm sure i speak for most of us on here male and female that we would all like to ride up on our big white horse, scoop you up and whisk you off to a land where you wont hurt anymore.

I've just read this whole thread and have nothing to add to the fabulous advice you have already been given, but I think you deserve a and and [why do we still not have a bloody chocolate emoticon?].

You are amazing. You should print out this thread and keep it forever as proof of who you are when it comes to the crunch.

Guffaw at Ivana. bloody hilarious!!

Mr twuntney can have a wank over this

When you score an amazing victory in the divorce, you can buy him this as a consolation prize

www.lifestylefood.com.au/content/cache/600x600/ratemycake/a74d35af-e3b0-4ce5-83f0-62278293341e.jpg

Love the above ideas. Give us his address so we can all send him chutney and the t-shirt
(sorry, don't want to gain enjoyment from your situation but those are bloody funny ideas).

I hope you sleep well. make a little list before you see the solicitor as to what questions you want to ask him. ( I think the house should be at least 70/30 as you have the cats . And maintenance for the cats, mine cost at least £10 a week for feed, litter etc!

Tongue in cheek there, but seriously it will help you to go in prepared and stay focused. It helped me.

Be thankful you don't H's e children with him as you will be able to make a clean break. My twunt will be annoying me for the next god knows how many years until DD is old enough to make her own decisions.

H's e should say have....

Lou you are wonderful! Such a brave and composed girl when your world is in total upheaval.

What a horrid piece of deceitful shit he is. Bastard.

Good luck with your solicitor tomorrow and keep going, we're all rooting for you.

Oh my lord. Mine also pushed me out of the car, then ran into me, then gave me an apology card ?? with lots of xxxxx and sweetheart and honey and false false words these abusive men use, babe was his personal favourite, I felt like a pig

I don't like the word but he is cunt, your H is also a cunt. He needs to left alone, and god needs to work his ways on him, and not in a good way.

I have been looking out letters and at then end of of one of mine, it reads (I love the cats too honey). Argh what is it with these awful up there own arse men?

I kept all my texts incase I ever needed them, and oh the crap he comes out with, "I love you with all my heart and could never imagine life without you" even though my OW is next door and I am hiding from her whilst texting you

I eventually got an address, after mine moved in with John (yeah right) he changed the street name from Terrace to Road though.

Stay angry Lou. It works. Cut the fecker off. You are way too good for him.

Mine regreted his move so badly and most likely still does but I refuse to let him contact me anymore and play his mind games, working out how we could "move on" then going back to Ow and telling her how awful I was....I apparently even locked mine in the house and bolted all the doors and windows so he could not leave yeahright

I cut him off completely and it felt great. He detests it. He has lost control over me. Poor cunt man.

just read it too. how awful for you. he is an idiot of the highest order and I hope he comes to realise that he has lost something very special.

Just wanted to let you know I'm stillness too Lou

Haven't text today, but here if you need me Sleep well x

And tired

That should have said still here not stillness!

Just want to add my heartfelt support and admiration for all your amazing awesomeness Lou. You are an impressive woman, fielding chutney powered twunt missiles with grace and style. And your mum and dad are just awesome sauce.

Hi Lou
I just wanted to give you a tip that worked for me with XP.
I changed his name on my phone to 'Wanker'.
Of course he didn't know this but it was a great help for me when a) thinking about sending texts to him, and b) receiving phone calls and texts. It brought the whole thing down to a realistic level. It enabled me to put everything in perspective and feel in control.

A friend of mine tried it as well, it really helped her while breaking up with her cheating partner.

A small thing but costs nothing, hurts noone, and could help.

Obviously, 'Twunt', 'Tosser' and 'Chutneyferret' are also acceptable.

Tanker?

Ah yes! Cutteduppear, I agree;
DP (!!) is now Arsehole and OW is The Slut. though I have not lowered myself to phone her as yet, but when I was able to quote her number to Arsehole, there was a horrible silence on the phone and a shift of power.

Dear brilliant, poised, courageous Lou,

I hope the Chutney T Shirt and tank cake made you laugh a little, they made me chuckle on your behalf. Please please let us set up an appeal fund for you to buy these things and send them to the Chutney Rustler. We could call it the "Appeal (for the humiliation of) Ridiculously Spectacularly Evil Wankers Including Preserve Eaters" or ARSEWIPE for short. I think it's important that all deliveries should go to his workplace.

On a less silly note, good luck with the solicitor tomorrow, I know it won't be easy, I'll be thinking of you and sending you mental support! Xxx

We can all send him a lovely jar of chutney - Oh, I so would! I can't even afford it, but I'd find the way ... Might be better to leave it until he's back at work and send them there

He's probably told his mate John some story to explain any post arriving there for him. Doesn't mean he's actually living there. When Twat1 was "staying with John & Sally", Sally would hand the phone straight over to John if I rang them. I thought she was pissed off with me for some reason - a story T1 was only too happy to support. Of course, she was uncomfortable about her husband abetting T1's lies and refused to take part in it.

I changed his name on my phone to 'Wanker'. - Genius!

Happy to hear your dad's looking out for you, Lou. You are wrapped around with love and goodwill, which is as it should always be :)

There will be many more remembered instances, which you'll now see for the controlling tactics they were. Let them come, and write them here if you think to. It helps to see how you've been played: it hurts, too; what you'll also see clearly is that your perfectly good love, and your totally normal trust, were only weapons in his hands. Anyone who twists the good in people like that merits ruthless chastisement.

Good luck with your solicitor. Hope you've slept enough. xx