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Original poster

Can I ask about sex and wee? At the same time?

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PintandChips · 09/06/2012 21:32

In a new relationship - he has an 'interesting' sexul request. Am not sure about it. Can anyone advise if I am being totally prudish?

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BonkeyMollocks · 09/06/2012 22:28

What is worrying is that you say if you don't do it then it may fizzle out. In other words you are considering doing it to 'keep him'.
Confused

BabylannShallFall · 09/06/2012 22:29

I think you would have to prepare yourself for a huge number of possible scenario outcomes.

Some examples:

  1. You piss in his mouth and you find it disgusting. Realising that he enjoyed it really puts you off and you lose any respect you had for him.
  1. You piss in his mouth and HE finds it disgusting. Despite all you believed, he admits he hasn't actually done it before - only seen it in BDSM porn and wanted to try it out. He can't look at you the same anymore because your piss tastes disgusting, and he loses respect for you.
  1. You piss in his mouth and the flow is too fast and he almost chokes and splutters piss all over the bedroom. You watch on, blushing, as he gets out the disinfectant and starts scrubbing at the carpet, completely naked.
  1. You piss in his mouth and something else bad happens. Someone walks in, letting your bladder go also leads to a massive fart on his chin, etc. More embarrassment.
  1. You piss in his mouth and you didn't like it. Having done it once, he thinks you'd be willing to do it again. You never hear the end of it. You find yourself regularly weeing in this man's mouth to please him, despite being quite bored.
  1. You piss in his mouth and you really enjoy it. You start to become quite obsessed with it. One day the relationship ends and you have to start entering new relationships where you, blushingly, have to ask your partner if you can pee in his mouth (and watch him run a mile).

Etc, etc. I can think of many, many more.

susiedaisy · 09/06/2012 22:30

Oh well good luck to you op give it a go see what you think but please don't get stuck with him if it's not for you.Smile

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PintandChips · 09/06/2012 22:30

Likeatonne- didn't mean to ignore, thanks for your input. The humiliation thing would not do it for me so if this is the tip of the iceberg then I'm the titanic.

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doggiemumma · 09/06/2012 22:30

IT IS OK if YOU want to do it. IT is not OK to do it because you think he will leave you if you don't.

Lizzabadger · 09/06/2012 22:31

If you think this is what the relationship hinges on then I don't think the relationship's worth having, tbh. Have a relationship with someone who wants you for yourself, not your piss.

BelieveInPink · 09/06/2012 22:31

Brilliant Baby.

doggiemumma · 09/06/2012 22:31

No humiliation involved for DP and myself when we do this. I don't know why he likes it, ive asked, he says "its erotic" fair dos

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PintandChips · 09/06/2012 22:32

Baby, that was the best response ever and I am laughing my head off, especially at your point 3.
My nightmare.

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McKayz · 09/06/2012 22:32

Exactly what Doggie just said. Only do it if you want to try it. Not to keep him happy.

SirSugar · 09/06/2012 22:32

fucking hell, what a problem to have.....

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PintandChips · 09/06/2012 22:34

Ok I'm going with doggie and baby here.
Wish me luck.

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doggiemumma · 09/06/2012 22:35
  1. You piss in his mouth, he becomes extremely turned on, his arousal turns you on and you have amazing sex??
MushroomSoup · 09/06/2012 22:36

What, right now?!

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PintandChips · 09/06/2012 22:36

Doggie - that's the DREAM isn't it?

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BabylannShallFall · 09/06/2012 22:36

I wasn't saying there wasn't any good to come out of it. Just that she should prepare herself for any outcome, and weigh up the pros and cons - the potential negative consequences being the cons.

doggiemumma · 09/06/2012 22:36

good luck - drink loads!! it is amazingly difficult to pee on command unless you are busting

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PintandChips · 09/06/2012 22:36

Mushroom you are not in the spirit. Have a glass of wine.
Yes another one.

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BabylannShallFall · 09/06/2012 22:36

Good luck PintandChips :)

MushroomSoup · 09/06/2012 22:37

Would have to be in the bath!

doggiemumma · 09/06/2012 22:38

Well it works for us Pint :) Sex is funny, just so long as you are both prepared to laugh at yourselves if it doesn't work for you.

Baby, i know - your post was very funny

BonkeyMollocks · 09/06/2012 22:38

SQUAT ANNNNNNNDDDDDD.......RELEASE!

doggiemumma · 09/06/2012 22:39

~Is the poor sod sat waiting in the bathroom for you?

This thread is making me need a wee Blush

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PintandChips · 09/06/2012 22:40

Officer, what can I say, I TRIED to stop but frankly I've had 3 pints of Star and my pelvic floor isn't what it was.. What can I say? He was happy when he died...

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BelieveInPink · 09/06/2012 22:41

Is there a points system? Is it extra points for shooting it in his eye? Ooh the pain.