Can I ask about sex and wee? At the same time?

[PintandChips]

In a new relationship - he has an 'interesting' sexul request. Am not sure about it. Can anyone advise if I am being totally prudish?

Oh, and well done OP! This thread has been very funny enlightening.

Best Thread EVER!

Has she "been" yet?

ah, so you did! thats fantastic lol

If you have trouble "going" if you have a full bladder and he does that whole g-spot stimulating thing, not only can it feel really good (if it isn't done too hard!) it tends to help you go with the flow - as it were :)

To paraphrase the Woody Allen movie, this thread is more properly entitled All You Ever Wanted To Know About Sex (But Wished You Hadn't Asked).

If it was being filmed today, I reckon that a liking for golden showers would be one of the sketches in the segment 'What's My Perversion?'

OP says: "Anyway i really wanted to think and talk it through and i didn't want to do it in RL"

Odd that you can do something so intimate with a person yet can't talk to them about it.

IMHO, never a good sign if a healthy relationship with the potential for longevity and real intimacy is what your looking for. Real intimacy is more than just physical.

I think she meant with someone other than him, and probably didnt want to mention it over Sunday lunch at her mothers :o

"Mum, dp wants me to pee in his mouth. Whatcha think?"

Oh, I can just imagine it

Oh, and I think if I wanted a opinion on something personal, then I would probably ask MN under a NC .

No biased opinions, no one judging much just plain and simple honesty. Sometimes a outsiders pov is whats needed!

And you never have to look anyone in the face!

:o

"Mum, this dinner is delicious! Yes, I will have another glass of wine, I need full bladder for later.......oh, because DP has asked me to pee in his mouth. Is there anymore gravy?"

"oooh... Mum this gravy is a bit thick! Would you like me to....?"
"nooooo arghhh....." [runs from room]

is not clean . Honest

Maybe in the interests of hygiene he could fill his gob with those yellow cubes you get in gents urinals before she lets forth her golden stream.

I am beginning to think I have lived an impossibly dull sex life.

Or she could go around his rim with toilet duck

Bogey I had a mouthful of tea when I read that! It's gone up my nose and everything.

bogey. Love this thread.

What a brilliant thread

I thought I was quite sexually experienced.....turns out I haven't a bloody clue!!!!!

The urge to wee during sex is the G spot being stimulated.................apparently

In the public loos on a motorway in Pakistan, I thought those yellow cube type things were soap.

And just after the birth id DD in hospital, I thought the disenfectant wipes behind the loo were for your fanjo - that was quite something on me stitches

SirSugar

What are the yellow cube things? (showing innocence)

I believe they are called urinal cakes, and they are supposed to keep a urinal clean and/fresh. Hmm.....they work dont they......

SirSugar did you actually wash your hands with one?! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW :o

I tried Bogey, I tried - they were placed in the plugholes of the sinks

Just asked my dh if he fancied a spot of watersports, (seeing as I'd never heard of it I wondered if it was a secret fantasy of his that he'd kept hidden for the 22 years we've been together).......he looked at me as if I was completely bonkers and, thank fuck, he said no!!!!!!!