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Can I ask about sex and wee? At the same time?

373 replies

PintandChips · 09/06/2012 21:32

In a new relationship - he has an 'interesting' sexul request. Am not sure about it. Can anyone advise if I am being totally prudish?

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PintandChips · 09/06/2012 22:41

I recognise that it is not a great sign that I find this HILARIOUS.

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BelieveInPink · 09/06/2012 22:42

I don't think you'll find it funny in the moment. Just saying.

PintandChips · 09/06/2012 22:42

I did start off serious I promise.
But it IS. Funny.

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BertieBotts · 09/06/2012 22:43

Well look, if you are genuinely curious and/or want to try it out then why not? Of course it's okay!

However if you're just doing it because you don't want to lose him, then don't - there will be other blokes who don't have a pee fetish.

doggiemumma · 09/06/2012 22:43

no, thats minus three points believe!

PintandChips · 09/06/2012 22:43

No it isn't funny. That's why I'm posting. This is just me being people pleasing.

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HouseOfCheese · 09/06/2012 22:44

fgs make sure you're on HIS side of the bed if you do it. You don't want to be sleeping on a soggy pillow beside a man with pee-breath.

BabylannShallFall · 09/06/2012 22:44

I don't know. I laughed when I was having a filling once (tooth, not fanjo, perves). I laughed so much the dentist had to stop and ask me to leave.

There is something quite surreal about some situations that just make me burst out laughing. I believe if I found myself sitting on DPs face, urinating in his mouth, there's a 65% chance I would start laughing hysterically.

PintandChips · 09/06/2012 22:44

Also, can I just say, wow this has got a lot of responses. You lot love wee.

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BabylannShallFall · 09/06/2012 22:45

You don't want to be sleeping on a soggy pillow beside a man with pee-breath.

GrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrin

ClaireFromWork · 09/06/2012 22:45

doggiemumma how do u do it tho? Am too house proud to even consider such a thing due to the mess!

BelieveInPink · 09/06/2012 22:46

I am absolutely pussing myself (fnar) laughing here.

I think 50% of the posts are mine. [ blush]

BonkeyMollocks · 09/06/2012 22:46

You do it in the bath people!!!!

PintandChips · 09/06/2012 22:47

That's it! MY thing is kissing, I love kissing, so imagine after the wee! I will have to make him brush his teeth! Moment lost.

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BelieveInPink · 09/06/2012 22:47

Pissing myself. Not pussing.

I'm getting over excited.

PintandChips · 09/06/2012 22:48

Bonkey - so do you do it? Like, casually?

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BonkeyMollocks · 09/06/2012 22:48

I think I would drink my dh's pee in a matter of life or death

doggiemumma · 09/06/2012 22:48

in the bath, or in the garden (outside in general - he is an outdoor kinda guy)

Definately not sexy to have to worry about cleaning up, a shared shower tends to ensue...........

BonkeyMollocks · 09/06/2012 22:48

What pee in the bath? Or pee in dh?

BelieveInPink · 09/06/2012 22:48

Do people aways do it in the bath though? Bound to be a potential for
drowning there

doggiemumma · 09/06/2012 22:49

look OP can you just go and do it, come back and tell us what you think> its getting late!

BonkeyMollocks · 09/06/2012 22:49

I imagine a empty bath :)

Otherwise, yes potential for drowning

PintandChips · 09/06/2012 22:49

Do it in empty bath maybe?

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BabylannShallFall · 09/06/2012 22:50

That would be so unromantic though. Climbing into a cold, uncomfortable wet bath. You'd have to have a pretty big tub to be able to fit two adults in that kind of position in too, I reckon.

It becomes less appealing by the second!

madonnawhore · 09/06/2012 22:50

Doggie, does he drink it, or just let it run all over his face?

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