Can I ask about sex and wee? At the same time?

[PintandChips]

In a new relationship - he has an 'interesting' sexul request. Am not sure about it. Can anyone advise if I am being totally prudish?

do you think we have a new career?

Would you care to collaborate on writing sketches for my forthcoming production 'mumsnet the musical', Vic?

While tinkling on the bog ivories, I've just created a new one that requires a revolving stage, pissoirs fountains, and a backdrop of the Mannikin Pis

it could be like called Jerry Sprinkler - the musical! i may have found my well hidden talent!

sorry - Jerry Sprinkler - The Opera.....

much more highbrow than a musical, clearly!

You're the Pam Ayres of modern policing

i rather liked Pam Ayres...my personal fave was "oh, i wish id looked after me teeth"

did you ever see my contributions on the 'Ode to Brian Cox' thread? its now immortalised in 'Classics'....

i have a very bad book of poetry to write.... after Jerry Sprinkler.

where is the O P(ee) anyway?
(i cant help myself....! this thread was made for piss taking....)
somebody stop me now. please.

Stop you in midstream? No chance, Vic!

you two daft buggers are funny

I wonder if all the oversharers on this thread feel a bit silly now

So i did it. Sort of. And sort of not.

Thanks to everyone for bothering to post - strange to read back through it; some people are very adamant about what a wanker my BF must be to have even asked me in the first place. Or that I am being oppressed by considering doing something i didn't come up with myself.

Anyway i really wanted to think and talk it through and i didn't want to do it in RL so it was super helpful doing it here. So i did actually try and do it, willingly - or at least I showed willing... but I got stage fright and with the best will in the world i couldn't actually make it happen. But we laughed about it and had great sex anyway and i think that it has made us feel a a bit closer. Because don't we all become a bit more vulnerable when we share our fantasies with someone? No doubt we will try it again another time... it didn't really do anything for me, though what i will say is that there is something to be said for the full bladder / orgasm thing. And it had other bonuses that would be TMI for me to share here!

So i think the fact that we talked about it and i was willing to try was turn-on enough... i would not want to do it every time, but i will give it another go.

Thanks everyone, and glad i was able to keep so many mners entertained!

YAY!

Bravo, OP.

A round of applause for PandC

And a round of to fill your bladder quench our thirst while we wait for your encore.

Purely out of curiousity, did you attempt this feat of derring-do in the bed or in the bath?

OP are you going to have another whirl? Cos I`ll be here still!!

See, i told you lot about the full bladder

Oh....and what Pickle said....bath?

Not Pickle izzy

izzy, we tried both, i couldn't do either. tbh i can't even wee if i think there's someone outside the door, so it's going to take a lot of training. My mind is going "ok, wee!" and my body is going "no way, you're mad."

so there we are!

Sex with a full bladder though, hello cystitis!

how is cming better with full bladder then? I think it's best when you can completely relax...

I think you have to let go (not literally!) I know I can't concentrate on it if I have a full bladder because I'm forever thinking "that's really uncomfortable, I really need the loo" and sometimes I have to stop. (DH thinks that's mighty romantic that I have to stop for a wee. :o

Maybe I should try not think about the wee and see if it gives me a blinding orgasm. But I really really don't want to wee!

Not a bursting full bladder just not compleatly empty. I can relax because I don't have that need to pee iykwim. Your body forgets anyway, to busy concentrating on other things

I think its something to do with the pressure from your bladder.

I do however always have a wee after sex.

I just sat and read this whole thread bloody hilarious! I LOVE MN!!!!

Such amazing wit and humour :)

This was a good read :) Wow! Iv led a very sheltered life (sexually) people actually find this a turn on. I guess I have alot to learn!

I'm going to read from page one. Again. Just for the crack.

Bonuses from sex with a full bladder....did you ejaculate. wee yourself

I couldn't wee in my dhs face, I just couldn't, even for all the will in the world!

WRT the better orgasm with slightly full bladder, I think for the best orgasms you're supposed to have your pelvic floor 'clenched' and the rest of you relaxed. So if you have a slight need to wee, you're pelvic floor will already be in the required state of tension. Or summat.