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Can I ask about sex and wee? At the same time?

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PintandChips · 09/06/2012 21:32

In a new relationship - he has an 'interesting' sexul request. Am not sure about it. Can anyone advise if I am being totally prudish?

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AnyFucker · 09/06/2012 22:15

it's pressure if you are worried that if you don't do it, he will find someone else who will

I rather beleive he has cast around so far and got the knockback

now he's trying you

and you are angsting about it

more fool, you

BonkeyMollocks · 09/06/2012 22:15

have you told him a proper 'No fucking way id that shit ever going to happen' no, or just no?

If its the former then he should have dropped it straight away. If you haven't done the former then you need to do it, if you don't want to piss in his mouth.

We all have weird fantasy's but normally wait a while to disclose (if ever) to partners.

Not on the first sex date!

madonnawhore · 09/06/2012 22:17

If you've said 'no' and he's still pursuing it then he is a dick and not respecting your feelings. You should ditch. When you said no, that should've been the end of it.

He won't shut up about it until you cave and do it to keep him happy. Then he'll expect it all the time and you'll feel conflicted and used.

susiedaisy · 09/06/2012 22:17

Completely agree with AF.

DistanceCall · 09/06/2012 22:17

Not THAT unusual. And wee is aseptic (being ammonia for the most part). Poo, however, is something else entirely.

Christ, what a couple of sentences to write.

AnyFucker · 09/06/2012 22:17

some like er, vinegar

sorry to piss on your chips, OP

it seems you are willing to do something that squicks you out, to keep your man

over and out for me

all the best with the pissing

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PintandChips · 09/06/2012 22:17

Oh god Baby, you are much better at this than me. How about you fill in for me next time he asks and tell me how it goes?

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BelieveInPink · 09/06/2012 22:18

I think the OP is undecided and would actually try it, so if she's unsure on here, she's sure as shit unsure when speaking to him about it, so you could forgive his persistence. Unless she's categorically said no, then that's different.

But I would summise that she is quite tempted and he knows this.

MangoHedgehog · 09/06/2012 22:18

Me and DH tried this a couple of times in the early 'experimental' stage of our relationship Shock Grin

I squatted over his face for absolutely ages but could never squeeze a drop!

doggiemumma · 09/06/2012 22:18

lolol at im worried i'll drown him :) He'll probably swallow it, to whoever asked.

I think it has become the elephant in the room though - its clearly a big deal to him. I think the problem is that its too soon.

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PintandChips · 09/06/2012 22:19

Distance, if that was the next request I'd run a fucking mile.
OK. I think I get it. Watch this space. This wet space.

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BonkeyMollocks · 09/06/2012 22:19

Oh god Baby, you are much better at this than me. How about you fill in for me next time he asks and tell me how it goes?

i know what you mean, but that sounds plain wrong!!! Shock Grin

madonnawhore · 09/06/2012 22:20

But why are you tempted OP? All I'm hearing is that if you did it at all, it would only be because you're scared he'll end the relationship and look elsewhere.

If that's your only motivation then that's not good.

Be really honest with yourself.

BelieveInPink · 09/06/2012 22:21

Report back. 10-4

JodieHarshHasALumpyPennie · 09/06/2012 22:21

AnyFucker, she speaks sense.

It's not about his having a fetish - each to their own.

But sex should be a joyous equal partnership. Not someone grimly forcing themselves to do something in order to please a man, and keep him in their bed. Value yourself higher!

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PintandChips · 09/06/2012 22:22

Believe - you are right! I am tempted! Why not? But it is def not my thing. I think? I will give most things a go. We have managed decent vanilla sex. How bad can it be? Maybe don't answer that. Maybe he's just not right for me.

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susiedaisy · 09/06/2012 22:22

Has this bloke been in a long term relationship that you know of op or is he 50 and still largely single?

madonnawhore · 09/06/2012 22:23

If you try it and you hate it, do you trust that he won't ask you to do it again?

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PintandChips · 09/06/2012 22:25

Susie - he was married for 16 years. He's really not a dick and he's not pressuring me.
Ok, I have maybe self esteem issues and I tend to do things asked of me to make people happy. But. Everything else is great. I'm forty fucking two. He is great. It's just this one thing.

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BelieveInPink · 09/06/2012 22:26

No I wasn't saying it's a bad thing that you're tempted. You're not here looking for people to say it's disgusting, you're looking for people to say it's okay. So for that reason I think you should try it. If you want to.

The wondering if he might get it elsewhere is a smokescreen I think. Just go for it OP.

Not for me like, but go for it

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PintandChips · 09/06/2012 22:26

Madonna - no, I Really think it is his thing and if I don't do it, I think the relationship will fizzle out. I am guessing though.

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likeatonneofbricks · 09/06/2012 22:26

OP, my post got ignored but this the sign that he likes humiliation - you will have to 'get it' mentally to enjoy it, and feel the same. Won't work otherwise, you'll just laugh! the issue is he may want more stuff after that.

doggiemumma · 09/06/2012 22:27

If you are tempted and are not grossed out by it, give it a go, i stand over DP and do it sometimes, often in the bath, or just over some towels. The thing is, if you are not especially turned on by it, it may still be exciting for you if he becomes very turned on by it iyswim.

Maybe he is right for you though and it would be sad to miss out over this - what i mean is, eitehr Do it, see how you feel or state that you dont want to do it, no way, ever - don't vascillate over it and question the relationship. If he doesn't accept no for an answer thats very different

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PintandChips · 09/06/2012 22:28

Believe - yes. I am looking for people to tell me it's ok. That's exactly it.

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madonnawhore · 09/06/2012 22:28

Don't do it.

This isn't about whether his fetish is normal or abnormal or whatever. It's about the fact that you know you have low self esteem, you know you like to people-please, you're scared he's going to leave if you don't do what he wants.

And he's not listening to you when you say no.

Plus, you already know it wouldn't be your sort of thing. So why do it?