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Can I ask about sex and wee? At the same time?

373 replies

PintandChips · 09/06/2012 21:32

In a new relationship - he has an 'interesting' sexul request. Am not sure about it. Can anyone advise if I am being totally prudish?

OP posts:
Margerykemp · 11/06/2012 01:11

I don't think he does want her to pee in his mouth. I think what he really wants is to pee in her mouth and once she's done it to him she can hardly refuse a trade off can she?

izzyizin · 11/06/2012 01:55

I'm feeling a tad peed off that you haven't come back with the promised update as yet, OP.

When you return I do so hope you won't attempt to spare your our blushes and that you will provide a genital warts and all account of your venture into the sometimes incontinent inclement weather of golden showers sans umbrella Grin

Did raining down on his open gob him trigger any claps of thunder or did you merely garner applause for keeping a straight face?

dittany · 11/06/2012 08:24

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

blapbird · 11/06/2012 08:36

is he my ex by any chance? Grin Blush

WhosPickleisThatOnion · 11/06/2012 10:58

Do you think he really wants to piss in her mouth?

Suppose we will never know, the OP has pissed off for now.

scentednappyhag · 11/06/2012 11:44

Golly, it's just a bit of wee, some of you are making him out to be a monster Hmm
If you don't want to wee in people, don't. If you think it might be fun, give it a go.
OP didn't say he was pressuring her, just that he'd asked a few times. Maybe she didn't say a categorical no the first time.
For the record, I like pee play, and there's nothing wrong with me Grin

WhosPickleisThatOnion · 11/06/2012 12:11

Pee Play!

I asked DP last night if he would like me to piss on his face legs or mouth and he said no thank you. So I wont get to try it.

FaceForRadio · 11/06/2012 12:23

So did you piss or not?

ThatVikRinA22 · 11/06/2012 12:39

To Pee
Or not to Pee
that is the question.....Grin
whether it is nobler in the mind
to suffer the pissings and harrowings of outrageous sexual requests
or to take arms against the sea of pissings...
and by opposing, end them.
to let this relationship die, to sleep
in a dry bed....

BelfastBloke · 11/06/2012 12:54

Dittany wants the OP to realise that once she's done it to him, he's going to expect to do it to the OP. "He'll whine (no pressure of course) that it's only fair it will be reciprocated."

Dittany you can't possibly know that, and it's unlikely to be the case. Kinks are usually fairly specific, and one-way.

I've never engaged in watersports, but I can get my head around why it might be OK to receive. But I would never want to do the same to my partner. Just wouldn't interest me at all.

loopylou6 · 11/06/2012 14:19

Ffs I read this really looking forward to the update. Come back OPiss

WhosPickleisThatOnion · 11/06/2012 14:22

Is there anyone else on this thread who has never done it before, and will do it tonight and report back?

I have offered to piss on DP but he has turned me down.

Surely someone else will take one for the team?

CallieJ · 11/06/2012 14:23

I have gone some of the way there but not the whole way...
don't believe it is because he wants to ps in her mouth btw

BelieveInPink · 11/06/2012 14:26

I'd take one for the team but unfortunately, despite my DH being on fire in the bedroom, he'd look at me like this: :-/ at the suggestion that I pee on him.

izzyizin · 11/06/2012 14:29

Grin @ Vic.

I'm not averse to playing with peepees hag, but the thought of playing with piss doesn't float my boat.

blapbird · 11/06/2012 14:38

My ex wanted me to wee in his mouth Shock (I was only 18) it was weird because it wouldn't come out, I got stage fright Grin it just wouldn't come out.

I am amazed that I allowed him to put me in that position but I had a very, 'try anything once kind of attitude' I am still like that now, but probably not with this particular brand of insanity!

WhosPickleisThatOnion · 11/06/2012 15:01

Blap how was you planning to take aim? (I dont want to dredge up painful memories!)

izzyizin · 11/06/2012 15:03

What position would that be, blap? Girls on top? Grin

doggiemumma · 11/06/2012 15:27

PMSL at vicarinatutu - thats brilliant.

mistressX · 11/06/2012 15:29

Funny how PintandChips has disappeared now...

izzyizin · 11/06/2012 15:34

Maybe Chips' has run out of continence condiments and is busy making buying vinegar?

Tempestes · 11/06/2012 15:44

DH has this fetish and asked about it early on in our relationship, I said I wasn't comfortable and that was the end of it. No pressure.

OP don't do it unless you want to, and even if you do do it don't feel pressured to do it again unless you want to. If that's a dealbreaker for him then the relationship is obviously never going to work out anyway

WhosPickleisThatOnion · 11/06/2012 15:45

Maybe this chap has pissed on his chips now?

mistressX · 11/06/2012 16:10

Maybe she is off to get some incontinence pads? Grin

BabylannShallFall · 11/06/2012 16:25

Come on! Update!

Even just a number answer from the list of possible consequences...