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Can I ask about sex and wee? At the same time?

373 replies

PintandChips · 09/06/2012 21:32

In a new relationship - he has an 'interesting' sexul request. Am not sure about it. Can anyone advise if I am being totally prudish?

OP posts:
blapbird · 11/06/2012 16:51

Yup.. girls on top the more I think about it the more fucking weird it seems/was

WhosPickleisThatOnion · 11/06/2012 17:05

Sorry blap we are making you relive it! Forget about it. Never Happened. No Wee here.

BelieveInPink · 11/06/2012 18:45

I will be raging if the OP doesn't come back.

crikeybill · 11/06/2012 20:48

Oh come on !! I rushed home from work, cooked dinner, bathed three kids and settled down in a hot bath all in the vain hope I would be reading an update !! Bah...she's not coming back is she !!!

WhosPickleisThatOnion · 11/06/2012 20:50

You dont think she slipped a disc in the piss puddles and is in A&E?

Come back OP we are worried about you!

bogeyface · 11/06/2012 21:38

She has branched out, she is extreme peeing now,......

www.bendecho.com/5814a7e173-lady-pees-on-the-floor

kittybiscuits · 11/06/2012 21:41

I've checked at least a dozen times... Grin

bonnieslilsister · 11/06/2012 21:45

Give her chance. She was a bit bladdered last night..... Grin

BelieveInPink · 11/06/2012 21:58

I read the DM online this morning, all special like, to see if I could find a story about an horrific sex act gone wrong. In my head the OP drowned him and couldn't save the Laura Ashley sheets. It was horrendous.

BonkeyMollocks · 11/06/2012 21:59

Is she not back yet?

I want to know what happened!!!

[nosey bitch emotion]

WhosPickleisThatOnion · 11/06/2012 22:00

Shall we call all the a&e depts? And Laurence Llewelyn Bowen. If she's pissed on the Laura Ashley that is a fucking disaster!

mistressX · 11/06/2012 23:05

Maybe PintandChips was spinning us a wee line? Grin

bogeyface · 11/06/2012 23:18

Or perhaps she pissed him off?

WhosPickleisThatOnion · 11/06/2012 23:19

This is my biggest letdown ever!

sugarsprinkles · 11/06/2012 23:22

maybe she will come back in the morning after washing out the sheets...

AnyFucker · 11/06/2012 23:31

was this just a piss take after all ?

bonnieslilsister · 11/06/2012 23:31

she's been taking the piss

sugarsprinkles · 11/06/2012 23:32

obvoiusly she couldn't hold it in any longer!

bogeyface · 11/06/2012 23:39

She has held it in this long, she must have a pelvic floor like a bulldog clip!

sugarsprinkles · 11/06/2012 23:41

she'll be bursting and he'll get double helpings!

WhosPickleisThatOnion · 11/06/2012 23:51

Be like a urine tsunami.

AnyFucker · 11/06/2012 23:57

that is one hell of a UTI she is incubating there....

bonnieslilsister · 11/06/2012 23:58

She's probably a man in a mac getting off on all this. If he aims well he can probably drink his own Wink

ThatVikRinA22 · 12/06/2012 00:06
Grin

i will never be able to think of Hamlet in the same way again....

izzyizin · 12/06/2012 01:30

It could be worse Vic.

The gravedigging clown could have used Yorick's skull to get his own back

^A pestilence on him for a mad rogue! 'a pour'd a flagon
of Rhenish on my head once. This same skull was, sir,
Yorick's skull, the King's jester^ and now 'tis written in the script
that I pour a gallon of piss on his skeletal bonce without using my hands Grin