The honing of the twat radars - dating chat thread number 9

[lubeybooby]

Thread got too big so here's a new one :o

All dating, online or otherwise in here please

Chit chat to serious stuff - off we go!

ROFL!! lol

MyLittleMiracle, I can only speak for myself, but I'm in a zone at the moment where I shy away from anything that could lead to anything! I caught up with the old Oasis/FB friend for some drinks yesterday afternoon. The conversation was great, it was fun, and I have absolutely no idea if she's into me or sees me as anything more than just an occasional mate for a catch up and a drink or phonecall every now and then, and to be honest I don't really care. I could be myself and just enjoy hanging out with a friend rather than trying to make an impression or second guess what was required of me to score a root prize. I'd get naked with her in a heartbeat, but life is so much easier when you put those thoughts aside. When we parted I just gave her a hug and a kiss on the cheek and said "See you soon gorgeous" and walked away. The moral of the story seems to be "stop trying and just enjoy peoples' company" and "thank fuck for masturbation".

You are right, its just i have never really "done" dating. I met my ex Husband at a stables, covered in muck, so he had to accept that it was a part of me. This time i feel like he is a stranger and i do want him to like me. I know we are going to get a long and have a laugh so thats all that matters really and see wher it goes, and i do not pan on sleeping with anyone for the foreseeable. I want to get to know him first!

im seeing the surfer in about 40 mins.

The house is a tip and im currently not dressed. He Text me this morning . My thought process went like this : Im horny, i was going to hoover and that was it all day, ah, fuck it, why not. ( ddi s at her dads)

so, yep, i guess ill be spending all day shagging. i shall repo5rt back later.

Spoke to.soon. got stood up ( even though it was him that asked me) fucked off doesn't even cover it.

What do you mean stood up?? He just didn't turn up!

Nope.
Apparently I'm a hot head for texting him tellingtelling.him its twatish behavior to not turn up. m its twatsurently I'm a hot head for sending him a text inh

Hi all, have been lurking for a while. Put my toe in your bath-water if that's ok...

You ok Watch?

Oh, my phone seems to have totally messed up that post. LOL

So , he called, said he had gone for a run, and was on his way.

He came, we did the do and he left.

I am glad he didn't stay for round two as I don't think I could take it. It was the huggest cock I have ever seen. About the girth of a coke can. Frankly it was, just too big. Coupled with the fact he is 6 ft 5 and I'm 5'3.... And he lasted over an hour.... Am knackered.

He said he wants to do it again. I'm going to have to give it some thought..

never mind what stupid surfer boy thinks you are Watch, he's revealed himself to be an arrogant waste of space.
Why are dating sites so full of cretins who think they can jerk women around

ah..ignore my post..didnt realise he turned up after all:)

I'm confused.

So he stood you up and then he came round anyway for a shag?

Abby. Yep. He said he didn't realise I thought.he was coming then. He thought it was a generally come any time today thing.

It wasn't so much a date, I'm kind of looking for a fwb at the momment, so it was mostly sex. I cancelled on him yesterday, but then thought why not this morning.

Anyway, hes attractive, funny, nice. Very surfery, in every cliched way.
Turned up in shorts!!!!!

Better sex than last week.

He left booze here for next time, apparently.

But, what do we think?. Do I go for it again?

certainly sounds worth another go
was that the first time you'd met him?
I used to do it but I no longer seem to have the nerves of steel required to get straight down to it on a first meeting

watch

That is all.

& hello parsley welcome! Fab name! :)

no, not at all. I think it was too big. It almost didnt fit in my mouth.It was like trying to fit your fist in your mouth. Never seen one so thick, even in porn.
That being said, there is potential there for really good sex. It wasnt at all bad for a first go, he can last longer than an hour ( even if he3 was dripping sweat all o ver the place) and is quite filthy, which can be fun to play with. Maybe, if i can get over the girth issue.

loves, yeah , i still have nerves of steel and a ' ah, fuck ity, why not' attitude... life being too short and all that. However, i have shagged 3 different, new men in the space of 6 weeks, so if this doesnt work as a fwb thing, ill be giving it a rest for a little while.

parsley - love the name :) just jump straight in :)

adams -she was quite funny, it wasa good night. Sorry about being dumped, i know you went into it with your eyes open, but it still hurts. Take care of yourself.

Keyboard is going very slowly.... got some other intersting developments, but ill tell you those tomororow.

Hey ladies,

I need opinions please. Been chatting to a perfectly nice sounding guy on OKC. Everything going well until I mentioned I was going to go and see my horse tomorrow. He actually replied using the words, "You gonna take your pony out for a trot, let it shit all over the streets?"

That's just not a good sign of his attitude/personality is it? You just DON'T say that to someone you should be trying to get on the right side of do you?

Now I swear to God I am trying to give people the benefit of the doubt. But EVERYBODY I talk to seems to come out with something utterly inappropriate after a couple of emails. What am I doing wrong?

I read all the accounts of you all meeting people for drinks, and coffee. How the hell do you even get to that stage? I'm very tempted to just give up totally

Thanks Watch and Snape...Hi Milk have 'talked' before...that aint good girl. It isn't you, it's them. I hope, and am sure there are some good menz out there, who aren't total f.wits.

I have just come out of 20yr marriage. Not ready to date yet, but like to think it's a possibility at some point!

Milk, you're not doing anything wrong, best you find out he's a low life asap and dont waste any more of your valuable time corresponding with him.

I say dont give anyone the benefit of the doubt...give each applicant plenty of rope and drop him as soon as he hangs himself

Hi Parsley, Yes of course I remember you, It's clear to see my situation hasn't improved since we were in touch

20 years is a long time. Take it at your own pace, and don't rush into anything. You need to feel strong in yourself first, or the fuckwits just flock like bees to honey.

Loves-Yes that's the attitude I am trying to have. As soon as anyone says the slightest thing that makes me go then it's a case of 'NEXT'.

I was talking to some work colleagues during week who both online date. Both if them were astonished by the type of comments I am attracting. It's like I try so much to be friendly, funny etc, and I just get shitty comments in return. Even when the guys have contacted me first. Surely they are the ones who should be trying to impress you?

'Surely they are the ones who should be trying to impress you?'
they ARE trying to impress you...and that's what passes for impressive in their social circle

Haha Loves, I hadn't considered it from that angle, but you are probably right. What an utterly terrifying thought!

if they're not ultra polite & respectful at the get-go I ignore them, remember what you see first is his best behaviour, if he makes you a bit imagine what you'll think of him when he relaxes a bit...

Sometimes I think a lot of them are emotionally stuck at the, 'Trip you over in the playground if they like you' stage.

It's so frustrating. I don't even have a high list of requirements. Someone to go for a drink, and a laugh with is all I want. It seems to be an impossible dream so far though...