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Weird request in the bedroom?

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Daisy72 · 04/12/2005 21:53

Hello. I was referred to Mumsnet by a friend and have been lurking for a while trying to pluck up the courage to post. So here goes!

My husband and I have been married for a year. He is a dairy farmer. Recently he has been asking me if I would mind if he stimulates 'milking' me during sex, he says it really turns him on. I didn't mind too much, I guess all men like fiddling in that department, but now he wants me to really get into it. He wants me to moo!

I'm fairly liberal and I know he has a thing about breasts. But I don't like being compared to a cow and I worry about his thoughts when he actually is milking the cows! Has anyone any advice for me please?

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AwayInAMunker · 04/12/2005 21:55

What sort of advice were you looking for? Accent tips for your mooing, perhaps? Jersey cows are more nasal. HTH.

FrostyTheRickman · 04/12/2005 21:56

Great choice of name as well!

OnTheFlossDayOfChristmas · 04/12/2005 21:56

Hmmmmm.

CrystalmasJingleTips · 04/12/2005 21:56

Ditto Hmmmmmm

shepherdswatchedtheirflockets · 04/12/2005 21:57

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Flum · 04/12/2005 21:57

Sounds great fun, what about playing trolls too and spray painting your hair orange.

ItllBeLonelymumThisChristmas · 04/12/2005 21:57

Sorry but this has made me laugh more than anything else today!

TherewasnoMOOMattheINn · 04/12/2005 21:57

pmsl flockets!

moondog · 04/12/2005 21:57

Simulates milking or stimulates while milking???

Please give us a great deal more detail.

LadySherlockofLGJ · 04/12/2005 21:58

You need to start worrying if he makes pirate noises.................. ................yawn...........yawn

CrystalmasJingleTips · 04/12/2005 21:58

pmsl Flum

AwayInAMunker · 04/12/2005 21:59

Mind you, I can see the attraction - phwoaar!

PMSL!

Flum · 04/12/2005 22:00

Blimey, you lot. So narrow minded. We play farmyard animals all the time. Usually put the Tweenies on singing Old MacDonald too, to add to the vibe.

AwayInAMunker · 04/12/2005 22:00

Flum, stop it, you're turning me on

coppertop · 04/12/2005 22:01

Pull the udder one....

AwayInAMunker · 04/12/2005 22:01

CT

shepherdswatchedtheirflockets · 04/12/2005 22:01

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SnowQueenVictoria · 04/12/2005 22:01

Sounds like a load of bullocks to me.

Flum · 04/12/2005 22:03

SQV - hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

shepherdswatchedtheirflockets · 04/12/2005 22:03

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OnTheFlossDayOfChristmas · 04/12/2005 22:03

Well personally I prefer to be an elephant. I can trump on my trumpet, and pretend to snuffle for peanuts and tickle with my trunk in all sorts of places. You should see the arm muscles on my right arm. Its a great work out and fun too. DP can't get enough.

skettle · 04/12/2005 22:05

Change the cow to a pig and Id assume he'd been watching too much 'Deliverance'

BluStocking · 04/12/2005 22:07

Daisy - tell him that many people nowadays like marmalade instead.

SnowQueenVictoria · 04/12/2005 22:08

The very thought makes my milk curdle.

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Daisy72 · 04/12/2005 22:10

I'm sorry, I thought you might have some advice for me?
He used to be a sheep farmer but said there was nothing in it for him so we changed it all for the cows.
It's only after we got married that he started making such requests. He would get me in the milking parlour but I hated the thought of the cows all watching. Then he would make love with his wellies on. Now this. I worry as to what he will ask of me next. I'm not very experienced, he was my first. Should I go along with it?

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