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The Archers spoilers thread #10: Can't wait for 7.02pm? Join us here!

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Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 04/01/2025 11:02

Spoilers thread for The Archers. All Archers listeners are welcome here, whether you post on our main Archers thread or not. There's just one rule: please keep all spoiler-related discussion in this thread and do not spill the beans on the main Archers thread.

Last thread: https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/radio_addicts/5071889-the-archers-spoilers-thread-9-cant-wait-for-702pm-join-us-here

Right! Round up of all spoilers I've found for the next few weeks.

5th January – 10th January 2025
05 Jan David receives some interesting information, and Jolene makes a rash decision.
06 Jan Brad has a confession to make, and there’s backtracking at the Bull.
07 Jan Harrison finds himself in a delicate situation, and Lily takes matters into her own hands.
08 Jan Leonard faces an emotional day, and there’s a surprise for Ben.
09 Jan Harrison reaches a crossroads, and there’s good news at Brookfield.
10 Jan Emotions run high for Fallon, and Henry is on a mission.

Writer: Shaun McKenna
Director: Peter Leslie Wild
Editor: Jeremy Howe

Ben Archer…. Ben Norris
David Archer…. Timothy Bentinck
Henry Archer…. Blayke Darby
Jolene Archer…. Bufffy Davis
Kenton Archer…. Richard Attlee
Ruth Archer…. Felicity Finch
Leonard Berry…. Paul Copley
Harrison Burns…. James Cartwright
Justin Elliot…. Simon Williams
Brad Horrobin…. Taylor Uttley
Tracy Horrobin…. Susie Riddell
Khalil Malik…. Krish Bassi
Kirsty Miller…. Annabelle Dowler
Lily Pargetter…. Katie Redford
Fallon Rogers…. Joanna Van Kampen
Inspector Norris…. Bharti Patel
Scarlett…. Beatrice White

Radio Times Ambridge Diary 5-10 January
Leonard is knocked sideways by some emotional news and all does not go well when he faces a difficult day with the Brookfield family standing by his side. Harrison has to fight to keep his emotions in check when he faces a challenging callout, but then receives a surprising offer from his superior. Lily takes matters into her own hands when Brad tells her he's struggling, Jolene makes a rash decision at The Bull, and Khalil's mouth runs away with him.

12th January – 17th January 2025
12.1 Justin faces a dilemma, and plans forge ahead for Ruth.
13.1 Joy isn’t herself at all, and Helen considers her options.
14.1 Rex is left confused, and Neil has questions.
15.1 The verdict is in for Kirsty, and Brian finds himself out of his comfort zone.
16.1 Emotions run high at Beechwood, and Adam offers the benefit of his experience.
17.1 Mick’s feelings are hurt, and Tom faces a tricky negotiation.

Writer: Liz John
Director: Jessica Bunch
Editor: Jeremy Howe

Brian Aldridge…. Charles Collingwood
Helen Archer…. Louiza Patikas
Tom Archer…. William Troughton
Ruth Archer…. Felicity Finch
Neil Carter…. Brian Hewlett
Susan Carter…. Charlotte Martin
Justin Elliott…. Simon Williams
Miranda Elliott…. Lucy Fleming
Mick Fadmoor…. Martin Barrass
Rex Fairbrother…. Nick Barber
Joy Horville…. Jackie Lye
Adam Macy…. Andrew Wincott
Azra Malik…. Yasmin Wilde
Kirsty Miller…. Annabelle Dowler

19th January - 24th January 2025
19 Jan The Carters debate the next step, and plans come together for Joy.
20 Jan Vince hatches a plan, and alliances are tested for Stella.
21 Jan It’s a life-changing day for one resident, and a seed is planted for Emma.
22 Jan Freddie faces an uncertain future, and Pip’s evening takes a surprising turn.
23 Jan Josh attempts to stir the pot, and Elizabeth considers her options.
24 Jan Disaster strikes for Joy, and Ben fears he has overshared.

Writer: Katie Hims
Director: Pip Swallow
Editor: Jeremy Howe

Brian Aldridge…. Charles Collingwood
Ben Archer…. Ben Norris
Josh Archer…. Angus Imrie
Pip Archer…. Daisy Badger
Neil Carter…. Brian Hewlett
Susan Carter…. Charlotte Martin
Vince Casey…. Tony Turner
Emma Grundy…. Emerald O‘Hanrahan
Joy Horville…. Jackie Lye
Zainab Malik…. Priyasasha Kumari
Elizabeth Pargetter…. Alison Dowling
Freddie Pargetter…. Toby Laurence
Lily Pargetter…. Katie Redford
Stella Pryor…. Lucy Speed
Fallon Rogers…. Joanna Van Kampen
Nelly…. Jill Baker <<<<< Professor, Dr, Mrs, Ms or Miss Bun the Baker's Wife/Daughter?

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FondantFancyAnyone · 12/11/2025 14:55

Thanks @AskingQuestionsAllTheTime . I knew Finley wasn't quite it, and that it seemed a bit like a young child's name not an adult's (changing trends etc). I thought maybe I'd mentally filed it under Findlay or Finlay, or was misremembering.
Then I was thinking 'Something like Riley? Not Scottish, the car etc, Spencer? No, Pip's ex...
Brodie - urgh Prime of Miss Jean vibes. Urgh. Creepy book. Dame Maggie was brilliant in the film. How could I have forgotten.

Agapornis · 12/06/2025 20:12

Yeah we do - just re-listened to the 10 June episode, at 12:24 Jakub asks Phoebe how she is - 'good thanks, Brodie sends his apologies' - and it's going well, is it, with you and Brodie? 'very well, thank you'.
Presuming Brodie is indeed the father, of course!

FondantFancyAnyone · 12/11/2025 15:14

I really will enjoy hearing them all screeching at the not inheriting.

TottersBlankly · 17/11/2025 08:16

So the Highland Contingent will involve just five of Peggy’s blood relatives, across three generations of descendants? With, possibly, a representative of the fourth generation making an unexpectedly early arrival?

It seems remarkably pointless, no? The trip Peggy imagined would indeed have been full of potential - but this, without any of the children for one thing, seems such a damp squib. And Ruairi isn’t even in the cast for the week!

Gonners · 17/11/2025 09:12

More than five, surely - I make it six, possibly eight, but there may be more ... but unless it's Scotland's smallest castle, they'll be rattling around in it.

Fagash, (James?)
Tony, Helen
Kate, Phoebe, Alice, (Adam?)

It's very hard to care, though, isn't it?

TottersBlankly · 17/11/2025 09:35

Oh, sorry - hadn’t had my coffee! Five that we’ll hear, according to the cast list.

Who else will be a silent Highland Holidaymaker?

TottersBlankly · 17/11/2025 09:48

Given that the producers must have known they were doing this for some time, I do think they could have made more effort. Across this year they could have recorded and patched together conversations between all Peggy’s descendants ‘at the castle’. A week long, whole family Event with Ambridge only voiced over the phone.

As it is, I already feel disappointed, before it’s even begun.

(Editing previous post - Is Helen going? Adding her to the list of audible travellers.)

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 17/11/2025 10:47

A few new spoilers here. The Daily Mail preview for the present week gives info not in the RT, and there's a whole new week of teasers as well.

Sun 16/11 Tom is disappointed by a last minute change of plans, and Lilian puts her foot down
Mon 17/11 Jakob faces an unexpected diversion, and Helen makes the best of a tricky situation
Tue 18/11 Phoebe plans for the future, and Justin is out of his comfort zone
Wed 19/11 Henry gets the wrong end of the stick, and Tony has some advice for Lilian
Thu 20/11 Kate has important news, and Leonie comes to the rescue
Fri 21/11 Phoebe puts her foot down, and Tony and Lilian reflect on their past.

Writer: Liz John
Director: Rosemary Watts
Editor: Jeremy Howe

Helen Archer … Louiza Patikas
Henry Archer … Blayke Darby
Natasha Archer … Mali Harries
Tony Archer … David Troughton
Tom Archer … William Troughton
Lilian Bellamy ... Sunny Ormonde
Alice Carter … Hollie Chapman
Justin Elliott … Simon Williams
Jakob Hakansson … Paul Venables
Kate Madikane … Perdita Avery
Kirsty Miller … Annabelle Dowler
Leonie Snell … Jasmine Hyde
Phoebe Aldridge … Lucy Morris
Finlay … Mark Bonnar

Radio Times Ambridge Diary 16-21 November
It's the bickerfest that is the Peggy Woolley Memorial Family Holiday and naturally all goes awry in Scotland (listen out for a Traitorous guest voice). Justin ventures out of his comfort zone on an adventure with Natasha. Tony reflects on his mother's legacy, which causes a rift with Lilian, while Phoebe and Kate's expectations cause friction.

Daily Mail Archers Update - November 16th-21st
As Tony reflects on his mother's legacy, a sheep emergency teaches Leonie that she shouldn't underestimate herself, and Justin is forced out of his comfort zone.

23rd November 2025 - 28th November 2025
23 Nov Brad finds himself in an awkward position, and Leonard drops a shocking bombshell.
24 Nov Suspicions rise for Amber, and Ruth ends up with egg on her face.
25 Nov Emotions run high at the rewilding, and Joy attempts to be sensitive.
26 Nov George's feelings are hurt, and Tracy has concerns.
27 Nov Disaster strikes for Ed, and Justin raises an interesting prospect.
28 Nov Emma requires reassurance, and Brad's fears escalate.

30th November 2025 - 5th December 2025
Sun 30/11 Chris makes his feelings clear, and Eddie has a brainwave.
Mon 1/12 Amber struggles with her emotions, and Joy has reservations.
Tue 2/12 Brad faces a sad goodbye, and Ian makes a suggestion.
Wed 3/12 Pat offers a helping hand, and Tony makes his pitch.
Thu 4/12 Ed faces a heartbreaking situation, and there's rivalry building for Hannah.
Fri 5/12 George faces a dilemma, and there's a breakthrough for Susan.

Writer: Sarah McDonald Hughes
Director: Rosemary Watts
Editor: Jeremy Howe

Pat Archer.... Patricia Gallimore
Tony Archer.... David Troughton
Chris Carter.... Wilf Scolding
Neil Carter.... Brian Hewlett
Susan Carter.... Charlotte Martin
Ian Craig.... Stephen Kennedy
Amber Gordon.... Olivia Bernstone
Clarrie Grundy.... Heather Bell
Ed Grundy.... Barry Farrimond
Eddie Grundy.... Trevor Harrison
Emma Grundy.... Emerald O'Hanrahan
George Grundy.... Angus Stobie
Brad Horrobin.... Taylor Uttley
Joy Horville.... Jackie Lye
Alistair Lloyd.... Michael Lumsden
Adam Macy.... Andrew Wincott
Hannah Riley.... Helen Longworth

7th December 2025 - 12th December 2025
07 Dec Azra has a crisis on her hands, and Lily is faced with an arduous task.
08 Dec The Maliks have a dilemma on their hands, and Ben's nursing skills are put to the test.
09 Dec Ed struggles to do the right thing, and Leonard steps in to help.
10 Dec Paul fears for a friend, and Alan makes an unexpected offer.
11 Dec There's an emergency at the surgery, and Josh faces disappointment.
12 Dec Akram makes a decision, and harmony is restored for one residence.

Writer: Keri Davies
Director: Rosemary Watts
Editor: Jeremy Howe

Ben Archer.... Ben Norris
Josh Archer.... Angus Imrie
Leonard Berry.... Paul Copley
Alan Franks.... John Telfer
Ed Grundy.... Barry Farrimond
Lawrence Harrington.... Rupert Vansittart
Paul Mack.... Joshua Riley
Akram Malik.... Asif Khan
Azra Malik.... Yasmin Wilde
Zainab Malik.... Priyasasha Kumari
Lily Pargetter.... Katie Redford
Lottie Summers.... Bonnie Baddoo

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TottersBlankly · 17/11/2025 10:54

Thanks!

Wondering if the woman Leonard was having coffee with might be his daughter in law? (If he has one?) Maybe she’s on a brief visit from Singapore, and Leonard is rethinking his decision not to emigrate to live with his son. He may be planning (with her) to surprise the son with an extended visit. What I mean is, he may be trying to keep a secret from his son as much as from the Brookfield clan?

So many question marks!

TherapistInATabard · 18/11/2025 07:45

Thanks @Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g . I’m not liking what I’m seeing re. Ed!

I can’t believe the architect of the holiday cock up isn’t in the cast this week!!

Nominative · 19/11/2025 09:56

Lawrence back? I thought we'd seen the last of him.

Gonners · 19/11/2025 10:15

Nominative · 19/11/2025 09:56

Lawrence back? I thought we'd seen the last of him.

Ed's in it too. Maybe he's tree-surgeoning at the golf course and has been coerced into asking Lawrence to give George a job.

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 23/11/2025 15:08

Here we go again. Four weeks of teasers have been released. They'll be getting ahead ready for the best Christmas ever.

23rd November 2025 - 28th November 2025
23 Nov Brad finds himself in an awkward position, and Leonard drops a shocking bombshell.
24 Nov Suspicions rise for Amber, and Ruth ends up with egg on her face.
25 Nov Emotions run high at the rewilding, and Joy attempts to be sensitive.
26 Nov George's feelings are hurt, and Tracy has concerns.
27 Nov Disaster strikes for Ed, and Justin raises an interesting prospect.
28 Nov Emma requires reassurance, and Brad's fears escalate.

Writer: Sarah McDonald Hughes
Director: Kim Greengrass
Editor: Jeremy Howe

Pip Archer.... Daisy Badger
Ruth Archer.... Felicity Finch
Tony Archer.... David Troughton
Leonard Berry.... Paul Copley
Alice Carter.... Hollie Chapman
Justin Elliott.... Simon Williams
Rex Fairbrother.... Nick Barber
Amber Gordon.... Olivia Bernstone
Ed Grundy.... Barry Farrimond
Eddie Grundy.... Trevor Harrison
Emma Grundy.... Emerald O'Hanrahan
George Grundy.... Angus Stobie
Brad Horrobin.... Taylor Uttley
Tracy Horrobin.... Susie Riddell
Joy Horville.... Jackie Lye
Kirsty Miller.... Annabelle Dowler

Radio Times 22-28 November
Amber (recently recast with Olivia Bernstone) is torn as her suspicions mount over some missing money. But when she points the finger wildly, it pushes her relationship with George to breaking point. When Ruth confronts Leonard about his behaviour, he drops a huge bombshell. Rex and Kirsty look to savour the fruits of their labour as the beaver release nears.

30th November 2025 - 5th December 2025
Sun 30/11 Chris makes his feelings clear, and Eddie has a brainwave.
Mon 1/12 Amber struggles with her emotions, and Joy has reservations.
Tue 2/12 Brad faces a sad goodbye, and Ian makes a suggestion.
Wed 3/12 Pat offers a helping hand, and Tony makes his pitch.
Thu 4/12 Ed faces a heartbreaking situation, and there's rivalry building for Hannah.
Fri 5/12 George faces a dilemma, and there's a breakthrough for Susan.

Writer: Sarah McDonald Hughes
Director: Rosemary Watts
Editor: Jeremy Howe

Pat Archer.... Patricia Gallimore
Tony Archer.... David Troughton
Chris Carter.... Wilf Scolding
Neil Carter.... Brian Hewlett
Susan Carter.... Charlotte Martin
Ian Craig.... Stephen Kennedy
Amber Gordon.... Olivia Bernstone
Clarrie Grundy.... Heather Bell
Ed Grundy.... Barry Farrimond
Eddie Grundy.... Trevor Harrison
Emma Grundy.... Emerald O'Hanrahan
George Grundy.... Angus Stobie
Brad Horrobin.... Taylor Uttley
Joy Horville.... Jackie Lye
Alistair Lloyd.... Michael Lumsden
Adam Macy.... Andrew Wincott
Hannah Riley.... Helen Longworth

7th December 2025 - 12th December 2025
07 Dec Azra has a crisis on her hands, and Lily is faced with an arduous task.
08 Dec The Maliks have a dilemma on their hands, and Ben's nursing skills are put to the test.
09 Dec Ed struggles to do the right thing, and Leonard steps in to help.
10 Dec Paul fears for a friend, and Alan makes an unexpected offer.
11 Dec There's an emergency at the surgery, and Josh faces disappointment.
12 Dec Akram makes a decision, and harmony is restored for one residence.

Writer: Keri Davies
Director: Rosemary Watts
Editor: Jeremy Howe

Ben Archer.... Ben Norris
Josh Archer.... Angus Imrie
Leonard Berry.... Paul Copley
Alan Franks.... John Telfer
Ed Grundy.... Barry Farrimond
Lawrence Harrington.... Rupert Vansittart
Paul Mack.... Joshua Riley
Akram Malik.... Asif Khan
Azra Malik.... Yasmin Wilde
Zainab Malik.... Priyasasha Kumari
Lily Pargetter.... Katie Redford
Lottie Summers.... Bonnie Baddoo

14th December 2025 - 19th December 2025
Sun 14/12 Clarrie puts her foot down, and a plot is afoot for Ben
Mon 15/12 Chris has the rug pulled, and Eddie spots an opportunity
Tue 16/12 Pat offers some pearls of wisdom, and there’s tractor trouble at Bridge Farm
Wed 17/12 David has concerns for a loved one, and Jazzer finds himself the subject of ridicule
Thu 18/12 Susan has cause for celebration, and Emma’s worries escalate
Fri 19/12 The Archers come together for the festive season, while Emma attempts to make plans

Writer: Sarah Hehir
Director: Pip Swallow
Editor: Jeremy Howe

Ben Archer.... Ben Norris
David Archer.... Timothy Bentinck
Helen Archer.... Louiza Patikas
Pat Archer.... Patricia Gallimore
Tony Archer.... David Troughton
Tom Archer.... William Troughton
Chris Carter.... Wilf Scolding
Susan Carter.... Charlotte Martin
Martyn Gibson.... Jon Glover
Clarrie Grundy.... Heather Bell
Ed Grundy.... Barry Farrimond
Eddie Grundy.... Trevor Harrison
Emma Grundy.... Emerald O'Hanrahan
Tracy Horrobin.... Susie Riddell
Joy Horville.... Jackie Lye
Jazzer McCreary.... Ryan Kelly
Esme Mulligan.... Ellie Pawsey

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TottersBlankly · 25/11/2025 00:13

Epic spoilering, @Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g! Thank you so much.

I see J*y and Esme have been muscled into the pre-Christmas week. Hope they’re both buried in a pudding by December 21st …

FondantFancyAnyone · 25/11/2025 11:49

Will we be seeing the last of Amber in the coming weeks?

TottersBlankly · 25/11/2025 11:53

I sort of hope not, because the Grundys could do with new blood.

But more because I don’t want anything to happen that will make George feel life isn’t worth living.

FondantFancyAnyone · 25/11/2025 12:20

We've got Keira and Poppy to look forwards to. Maybe poor neglected Keira took the money.

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 25/11/2025 12:51

I think Eddie has dropped the envelope down the back of the sofa. George will be outraged by Amber's readiness to believe he would (a) steal at all and (b) steal from his own family.

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AskingQuestionsAllTheTime · 25/11/2025 12:55

Alf cheerfully stole from his own family every time he visited Ambridge this century, so George would merely be continuing a family tradition.

Gonners · 25/11/2025 13:12

Where is Chelsea these days? WE WANT CHELSEA!

AskingQuestionsAllTheTime · 25/11/2025 13:42

I hope she has found a job in a proper hairdressing salon and is being kept too busy to waste her time in Ambridge.

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 25/11/2025 13:44

Alf was a visitor and had very little contact or deep connection with his family.

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RegimentalSturgeon · 25/11/2025 14:05

But more because I don’t want anything to happen that will make George feel life isn’t worth living.

Why on earth not?

TottersBlankly · 25/11/2025 14:53

😄

D’you know, I am actually pretty heavily invested in Ed n Emma’s us against the world romance. (I blame Felicity Jones as well as the current actors.) I don’t know if the writers were genuinely better back then, but in hindsight they occupied large portions of my heart. I don’t want anything unbearably bad to happen to them. (It would be hard on Will, too but I care less about him.)

Also the onslaught of MH problems amongst young men is … worrying. Particularly if you currently have one in the family.

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 27/11/2025 17:49

Even more teasers have landed on the BBC website and other Archers fan sites, so here's all the new stuff for now. Sounds like something nasty is going to happen around the New Year. Hmm.

Radio Times 29th November to 5th December
Amber makes a big decision that spirals out of control and leads to a shocking confrontation and a heart-breaking scenario. George is at a crossroads but will he sell his soul to the devil or ask for the help he needs? Joy finds organising the Christmas Eve event is like herding cats, as both Tony and Hannah stray from her brief. And at the Carters, Chris puts his foot down, Neil puts his foot in it and Susan may finally be on the front foot.

The expanded teaser below was found by a poster on another site in a BBC press release: https://www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/2025/bbc-radio-and-bbc-sounds-christmas-2025.

Tuesday 23 December, 7pm – 7.15pm
It’s a bright and sparkling Christmas Eve in Ambridge. We gather with Lynda Snell and the rest as they enjoy mulled wine and the spectacle of the eagerly anticipated – and hotly contested – festive tractor run. There’s an eyebrow-raising treat on Hannah Riley’s trailer, with one participant not so willingly sacrificing all dignity, and the Reverend Alan gets in the spirit with two accomplices in a novel take on a traditional Christmas offering. In the midst of the cavalcade, Ruairi Donovan finds himself with a problem to solve, with some timely words of wisdom from one much-loved resident coming to his aid at the eleventh hour. Will recent rivalries be put aside as the community comes together to spread the warmest of Ambridge Christmas cheer?

And now the teasers for Christmas week and the run up to the New Year.

21st December 2025 - 26th December 2025
21.12 Fallon is left shaken, and Ruairi has a Christmas conundrum.
22.12 Suspicions are raised for Harrison, and Joy realises a new approach might be needed.
23.12 Kenton makes an admission, and Hannah gets competitive.
24.12 Eyebrows are raised at the Christmas parade, and Lynda offers some yuletide help.
25.12 Jolene receives an unexpected Christmas present, and there's a changing of the guard at The Bull.
26.12 George strikes a nerve, and Pat talks of the past.

Writer: Naylah Ahmed
Director: Peter Leslie Wild
Editor: Jeremy Howe

Jolene Archer.... Buffy Davis
Kenton Archer.... Richard Attlee
Pat Archer.... Patricia Gallimore
Tony Archer..... David Troughton
Harrison Burns.... James Cartwright
Ruairi Donovan.... Arthur Hughes
Alan Franks.... John Telfer
George Grundy..... Angus Stobie
Joy Horville.... Jackie Lye
Adam Macy.... Andrew Wincott
Jazzer McCreary.... Ryan Kelly
Esme Mulligan.... Ellie Pawsey
Hannah Riley.... Helen Longworth
Fallon Rogers.... Joanna Van Kampen
Lynda Snell.... Carole Boyd

*28th December 2025 - 2nd January 2026
28.12 Brad struggles with his conscience, and Chris is determined to move forwards.
29.12 Events spiral out of control for the Grundys, and Amber makes a big decision.
30.12 Hell is unleashed at the Horrobins, and Rex lends a friendly ear.
31.12 George goes on the rampage with shocking consequences, and Alice finds herself facing a difficult negotiation.
01.01 It's panic stations in Ambridge, and one resident makes a heartbreaking discovery.
02.01 A vigil is held at the hospital, and one villager has some surprising news to impart.

Writer: Tim Stimpson
Director: Jessica Bunch
Editor: Jeremy Howe

Brian Aldridge.... Charles Collingwood
Lilian Bellamy.... Sunny Ormonde
Alice Carter.... Hollie Chapman
Chris Carter.... Wilf Scolding
Neil Carter.... Brian Hewlett
Susan Carter.... Charlotte Martin
Rex Fairbrother.... Nick Barber
Amber Gordon.... Olivia Bernstone
Ed Grundy.... Barry Farrimond
Eddie Grundy.... Trevor Harrison
Emma Grundy.... Emerald O'Hanrahan
Will Grundy.... Philip Molloy
Brad Horrobin.... Taylor Uttley
Tracy Horrobin.... Susie Riddell
Jazzer McCreary.... Ryan Kelly
Fallon Rogers.... Joanna Van Kampen

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Bruisername · 27/11/2025 17:52

sigh, sounds like eastenders at new year

and joy and Harrison