*The Archers No.95* *Welcome to the 'real' world Ben and Ruarhi, the bad boys of on roading and welcome to the cereal cupboard little Rosie *!

[ppeatfruit]

Thanks to witchmountain for the last thread and to dadx3 for Godfathering them! Also to any other posters whose ideas I have borrowed for the title.

Yes, witchmountain, that's exactly what I thought about the blue jacket!

I want Charlie back too. I reckon he and Ian (not Adam) would be good together.

I can't imagine what Ian sees in Adam - they've never sounded right as a couple to me.

Sorry, MikeUniformMike, but ???

Lynda to me is very much a Lynda not a Linda.
Lily is a pretty name but Lilly isn't somehow.
It matters to me because of how I visualise them. Neale, Shoola, Jonny, Thom, Edd, Kirstie, Jo, Gill, Kris, Tobey, Jenni, Bryan, Cate and the other characters can go whistle. Ruairi is misspelt in the thread title.

Ooooh yes, I see. I'm quite intrigued now you've mentioned it!

Got me thinking now about everyone I know, and if the spelling of their name suits them

I just deleted FB ppeat. It's very easy. Sheryl Sandberg is all over the press again this weekend for another evil thing that FB has done. Free yourself.

Justin's not exactly emotionally intelligent is he? Lucky Lilian and lucky whoever fills her vacancy

Oh dear Mike I apologise for the incorrect spelling of Brian's boy love child . But looking at your name spellings it reminds me that I own a cookbook ,written in the early 9os by JD's actress and she, or the publishers, spell Lynda Snell's name with an 'i' not a 'y'.

Thanks Cromer how is it done?

I clean the kitchen very slowly while the film is on efficientbaxter. Then I don't feel guilty for essentially listening to the radio for 2 hours (DID afterwards if it's good). My fridge is sparkling

Honestly the idea that Elizabeth runs a conference venue with just two members of staff is absurd. Don't they have rooms too? The no cleaner, not telling anyone that Geraldine quit is idiotic.

And I hope hateful Hannah gets found out. I like Neil and he doesn't deserve to have a duplicitous shitbag working for him.

Tom, on the other hand, can take his ugly blue jacket and never have sex again.

Poor Tom , no way is he on Hannah's level of unpleasantness , he just thinks with his trouser department like most men.

I thought Helen seemed happier and more lighthearted than she's been since forever at least since before the Rxx debacle.

No Tom isn't as vile as Hannah but I find it very hard to believe that a woman like Natasha would be interested in a nearly 40 YO man who lives in a rented house with flatmates and has had everything handed to him on a plate. Not much of a catch is he?

I thought that about Helen too, ppeat.

But, Orchid, it's Sunday morning!

Why on earth should you feel guilty about sitting down for two hours (or 75 minutes if DID isn't that good) with your eyes closed and a cat on your lap like I do ?

I can push it even further, because I like ISIHAC too!

That's quite a sweeping generalisation about men, ppeatfruit!!

I'm sure they are in the minority these days. The men I know are intelligent, sensitive, and unfailingly kind. Ranging from twenty-something to sixty odd.

Not criticising you at all, just speaking from my own experience

@DerRosenkavelier Do we think Charlie will return when Adam and Ian finally get the baby they wish for?

For me it's all about archers followed by the moth radio on 4 extra

And I'm sorry but I still think Tom is somehow worse then Hannah. He just seems devoid of colour. He also kind of embarrasses me when I listen to his scenes, as if i'm actually with him!

I like the bit where Elizabeth expressed concern that Lily's tutor might be concerned about her being way. Its not Oxbridge!! Lily would be lucky to see a tutor every week, and then be one of many.

Russ was predictably whiny and showing signs of the controlling side so many said would manifest itself.

Lots of people in denial tonight.

Does Elizabeth actually believe what she's saying about Geraldine?

I think Lily has the situation pretty well weighed up - but she's obviously got problems of her own.....

A mention of Lewis!

I'm just pedantic. Lynda used the pseudonym Dylan Nells - an acronym of her name.
Lily darling, kick that twat cocklodger into oblivion.

I probably misspelt Baspofald's name too.
Tom has no redeeming features. Hannah is horrible.
I hope Helen finds a bit of happiness with Lovely Lee.

Poor Lily. She knows she's made a massive mistake.

I'm something of a pedant, too, MikeUniformMike, where spelling and grammar are concerned.

Doesn't make me awfully popular on certain other MN threads!

Don't care though! 😛😛

Don't hate me, MikeUniformMike, but Dylan Nells is not an acronym. It's an anagram, surely!

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